Hot Fetish of the Day: The Micropenis

Posted May 21, 2010 12:03 AM by with 12 comments

(Poorly) Photoshopped pics of Will Forte with a teeny peeny were “leaked” to promote “MacGruber”, which opens today:


It’s a joke, geddit? They’re not-so-subtly implying that there’s a correlation between MacGruber’s substantial ineptitude and his miniature member. After the jump, some pictures from Small Cock Rocks, a blog I find equally confounding and fascinating which as far as I can tell is not a joke — rather — a sincere celebration of men who (through unfortunate genetics, Photoshop, or cold water) don’t have much going on “down there”. (I apologize in advance.)


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12 responses to Hot Fetish of the Day: The Micropenis

  1. Tony May 21st, 2010 at 3:41 AM

    Once had a great encounter with a small-dicked guy. Great kisser, great body, fantastic tongue, and energetic fingers that left this bottom very satisfied.


  2. burhan May 21st, 2010 at 5:28 AM

    buh i have a huge one….

    wanna have it..???


  3. Drake May 22nd, 2010 at 8:35 AM

    Some of those penises aren’t even small, they’re pretty average. It’s crazy that gay porn has warped us so much that we have to create a blog called “small cocks rock” to celebrate perfectly average penises.


  4. Drake May 22nd, 2010 at 8:39 AM

    BTW, the comment I just made was in reference to the photos in the link. The ones shown here are sooooooooooooo not average. hahaha.


  5. Anonymous May 23rd, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    Some of them are not small are simply very “quiet” or just outside a cold shower.
    For some others a surgery is required…


  6. WTF? May 24th, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    1. Why are you apologizing?

    2. You find it confounding that there is a site that is trying to expand the very narrow definition of male beauty and sexual desireability?

    Newsflash. You don’t have to look or be built like a porn star to be sexy or hot. Not everyone has a 8+ inch cock. And those that don’t aren’t lepers or pariahs. I think the guys on Small Cock Rocks are all perfectly sexy and few of them look like they have micropenis (that I can tell since micropenises are about 2-3″ erect . . . and not all those guys photographed are erect).

    I’ve been with a variety of men of all shapes and sizes and seriously, there is no correlation between their abilities as lovers and their cock size. And once and only once in my 18 years of sexual activity have I been with a man that was “too small.”

    Speaking for myself, I measure at 5″ and its incredibly frustrating that my cock is either something people can live with or it’s a cause to reject the rest of me. It’s a personal and special part any man’s body and I for one am glad there’s a site out there that actually celebrates men like me instead of A) putting them down B) making fun of them C) humiliate them.

    We all come in various shapes and sizes and beauty does not know one definition.



  7. Jack May 24th, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    You make some great points, WTF. I don’t disagree with anything you’re saying.

    I guess when I said, “I apologize in advance”, it was to any of the people who’s pictures I posted.

    I find a lot of these pictures hot — and I tried to post some of the hotter ones here. I guess what I find confounding about the site is that someone would go through the trouble of photoshopping someone’s penis to look smaller than it is (which appears to be the case of the picture I posted above of the guy taking a shower holding that inner tube).

    I guess my point in posting this entry was to create a dialogue about something that seems almost taboo in the porn world — that is, saying someone has a small dick. There’s a lot of popular gay porn star’s pics on that blog … some gay porn stars have small dicks. I feel like on a certain level I would get in trouble with them if I pointed that out.


  8. WTF? May 24th, 2010 at 12:14 PM


    Thanks for the clarification.

    As for the photoshopping, I think the guy who runs the site just grabs things off the web and posts them. I don’t know if he “enhances” the photos.

    And as for the taboo, you got me. There’s bear porn, twink porn, bareback porn, condom porn, fetish porn and probably even she-male scat porn . . . but for some reason penises are not allowed to be varied and different in porn.


  9. anakin May 29th, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    mine is super small soft, but 8″ hard, and I’m uncut–and yeah I’d rather see a nice looking one overall that’s more important.


  10. dark horse June 5th, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    Its sick that here only certain men are appreciated .Who gave you the right to create any steretype and brainwash men by saying that small penis is not good.
    why should you affect small penis mens lives by spitting labels on them.
    labels will remain labels -LIFELESS!
    human beings are above any labels .
    in the first place ehy should big penis be good,who started that idea?
    not you but please do not destroy other mens lives by using mere sick labels .
    having big penis doesn’t mean anything about the guy,should we look at his penis and say ‘if anything is going down there’shame on you.
    and calling yourself a gay and destroying gays mind and body for your own sick needs.


  11. Wetladuk March 10th, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    I love tiny/micropenis’s and the pictures above are just brilliant but I want more!
    Where can I find others like these? Please respond to
    Many thanks


  12. bob June 6th, 2016 at 10:43 AM

    I love the small ones love sucking them until they cum love sucking on soft ones as well


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