AND HOW DID YOU SPEND YOUR LABOR DAY?
Did you get to go to the beach? Fuck you. If you were like me, you put on your best fat slut outfit and picked someone up at the McDonald’s next to the bar on your way home. (“You’re getting two cheeseburgers? Me too! No way!”)
If you’re NakedSword, you locked a bunch of skinny jeans in a Brooklyn loft and made them sweat it out until they fucked.*
Down and Dirty — Tyler Preston and Taylor Harris
Down and Dirty — Nick and Andrew
*No locking actually involved. And yes, shot during another — also sweltering — summer weekend. But all the McDonald’s stuff is true.