16 MOST INCREDIBLE THINGS THAT HOT HOUSE HAS STUFFED INSIDE MY ASSHOLE

Posted April 18, 2013 11:39 AM by with 10 comments

Want to be the biggest, loosest gay porn star in the world? Sure, we all do. But there are those of us who aspire to hamburger heaven, and those who truly contain multitudes.

With apologies to Buzzfeed, the 16 most incredible tools, outrageous toys and unclassifiable degradations that the perverts at Hot House have used on their willing, (now wobbling) gay porn gods — and how to become one. Open wide and prepare to be awed, after the jump.

FIRST, BLOCK OFF THE AREA WITH THESE TRAFFIC CONES
Gay Porn's Traffic Cone Dildo
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THEN ADD THIS GIANT DILDO

… AND THESE HUMUNGOUS ANAL BEADS

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THEN THIS GIANT BUTT PLUG

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AND THIS GIANT BUTT PLUG

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NOT TO MENTION THIS GIANT BUTT PLUG


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AND THEN THESE THREE BUTT PLUGS

AND THESE CHAINS

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SOME BASEBALL BATS


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AND THIS NERF FOOTBALL

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MIX IN A DILDO ENHANCED POWER TOOL

THIS GIANT MILKY FIST …

… AND A REAL FIST (MODEL’S OWN)

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DON’T FORGET THIS FAMOUS GAME OF BILLIARDS


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JUST MAKE SURE TO CLEAN UP WHEN YOU’RE DONE!

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10 responses to 16 MOST INCREDIBLE THINGS THAT HOT HOUSE HAS STUFFED INSIDE MY ASSHOLE

  1. John N April 18th, 2013 at 9:22 PM

    I find this sort of thing about as arousing as a gaping, wide open vagina.

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  2. Jett Blakk April 19th, 2013 at 6:07 AM

    I like a guy who carries around his own parking space.

    JBK

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  3. RuggerSF April 19th, 2013 at 2:40 PM

    Now we know where Steven Scarborough’s sanity disappeared to… in one of those gaping holes. LOL

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  4. Peter E April 19th, 2013 at 9:12 PM

    Total turnoff; to each their own, I guess.

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  5. Ben April 20th, 2013 at 6:52 AM

    Fucking love these big sloppy holes being forced open – hottest videos on the web

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    • Jake April 21st, 2013 at 1:21 PM

      Love that other guys are willing to do the things I only dream of. Let them wreck their holes…and let me blow my load to it!!

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  6. Amy Racecar April 20th, 2013 at 3:47 PM

    Ok so 1. Cory Jay is very hot; 2. Trent Bloom’s anus is the most fascinating thing in the world to me right now; 3. When bruh dropped the chain all the way into his asshole I felt actual sympathetic physical pain and had to go outside for a breather.

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  7. Luke April 21st, 2013 at 5:05 AM

    I suppose that some of that stuff leave permanent damages…..

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  8. James April 21st, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    Fucking nasty dude.

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  9. davidsask April 21st, 2013 at 10:15 PM

    Metal should be know and can’t pool balls stay lodged in ass. I also want to know with the drill, what is on end of it to prevent insertion if accident? etc….

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