Genuflecting Before Birkin’s Gherkin
Art Imitates life especially in porn sometimes. We have been following along the first, second, third, forth, and now the fifth Scandal In The Vatican 2: The Swiss Guard today. That means this BelAmi encore series premiered almost two months before the recent allegations that brothels and massage parlors for priests are being run on Vatican properties.
Considering that like the original 2012 Scandal in the Vatican, parts of this movie were also actually filmed in the Apostolic Palace, that didn’t come as a surprise. While I am not sure that Andrei Karenin would pass muster as a real Swiss Guard, if anyone was born was born to be in a room with men on their knees, it was Joel Birkin.
Though for today, Joel Birkin’s ten inch gherkin definitely preferred Andrei Karenin on his back.
For those who despaired last week of poor Andrei being the “unchosen” guard, well, this week’s installment should lift your….spirits. Our young Brother Massimo arrives as Monsignor Fellatione is receiving his divine dicking from Guardsman Leccari. Finding Captain Penitrati forsaken, the two adjourn for their own rapturous rendezvous. For those interested in the “plot” a note is needed about Gino’s appearance as a priest at the beginning of this scene. In an effort to fulfill his part of the bargain, Brother Massimo disguises Gino as a priest to smuggle him onto the grounds of Castello KinkyAngelo. Or perhaps Gino’s been converted? [Watch the Full Scene]
About “Scandal in the Vatican 2: The Swiss Guard”
PRAGUE — BelAmi has announced “Scandal in the Vatican 2: The Swiss Guard,” the sequel to its buzz-worthy original.
Filmed on location in Italy, the movie starts out with BelAmi’s “Kinky Angel” star Kevin Warhol reading on the internet about various scandals that rocked the Vatican involving priests having sex with the Swiss Guards.
Warhol becomes fascinated by the idea of having sex with one of these forbidden men and decides to go to Italy along with Gino Mosca and Claude Sorel in order to seduce the mysterious studs who guard the Vatican.
The boys head to the Vatican and make a series of sexual bargains to do whatever it takes to get one of the Swiss Guards in bed. They begin by talking to priest-in-training Joel Birkin who says he can help them if Warhol does whatever he wants. Warhol happily obliges prompting Birkin to go to the Monsignor (played by Jean Daniel) to see if he can borrow his Swiss Guards for Kevin. It’s not so cut and dry and the boys must do whatever (and whoever) they can in order to get one of these coveted guards in bed.
The movie debuts Sept. 15 and will include eight parts that will be released every two weeks exclusively at BelAmiOnline. The hardcore trailer will be released the first week of September.