Gay Porn Stars: Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita Vacation

Filming hasn’t even started yet but that hasn’t stopped Michael Lucas from living La Dolce Vita. The gay porn impresario took a tour of Peru prior to commencing production on his high-fashion follow up to Dangerous Liaisons. While it’s one thing for a gay man to be photographed with a gerbil (well, a guinea pig actually, and the raw-foodist nudist swore to me that he saved it from certain death: it’s supposedly the Peruvian national dish), an alpaca is positively perverse. The wooly mammal (reminds me of Cal “Speedy” Reynolds a bit, truth be told.) is set to star in the next next installment of Auditions … as a rug, of course.

— Mike