Gay Porn Sneak Peek: How To Seduce A Straight Man
As a full-fledged homosexual in a full-fledged homosexual city, I sometimes miss the will-he-let-me-suck-his-dick obsessiveness that defined my relationship with straight guys in high school. Uncomfortable tension is the hallmark of a hot pre-sexual encounter, almost eclipsing the joy one finds upon pulling back the waist band of a pair of Jockeys to size up the prize inside.
In that vein, pun not intended but accepted regardless, Jett Blakk, founder of Red Devil Entertainment has given us a variety of tips on “How to Seduce a Straight Man” from his upcoming Channel 1 release. While I suspect that THIS particular trick (see clip below) would have gotten me a black eye, it’s also one of my all-time favorite porn jokes.
(Click “Continue…” to watch the trailer)
Related:
Gay Porn Movies by Jett Blakk (free previews, courtesy NakedSword.com)
Jett Blakk’s Blog
Masque Trailer (Gay Porn Blog)
— Mike
Bee Hayve January 17th, 2007 at 6:58 AM
Is that Jordan Vaughn? He is one hot sumbitch! I want this!
Boo Man January 17th, 2007 at 9:05 AM
Seriously, that looks HOT! Totally into the straight man thing. And you gotta love that he would fall for the old dick in the popcorn trick. LOl…
Can’t wait for this one!
hellno January 17th, 2007 at 12:52 PM
This is SAD! The blond guy is SO faggy that I don’t believe the “straight acting” (and that’s a stretch) one would be hanging around with him out in the sticks (much less be alone in a car with him at a drive-in).
Fantasies are fine but if you’re going to do the Sex With a Straight Guy thing AT LEAST cast believable “actors!”
The situation needs work, too. There are tons of Sex With a Straight Guy fiction out there with much more plausible setups.
I know standards in the sticks aren’t that high but come on!
Anonymous January 18th, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Yeah, this was incredibly lame. That blond is gayer than Paul Lynde! I wouldn’t care to WATCH him suck dick, much less let him put his mouth on mine… the only redeeming value is the use of the “Let’s all go to the lobby.”
Terry January 18th, 2007 at 11:58 AM
Let Helino prowl the sticks! I don’t think the blond is faggy at all, and wow! the other guy is really hot. Plus, I like the popcorn trick and the drive-in thing reminds me of my own past lays in the car. looking forward to this!
Anonymous January 18th, 2007 at 3:43 PM
Yeah Josh Vaughn seems extremely femme so I didn’t buy the concept for one minute.
hellno January 18th, 2007 at 7:23 PM
Terry,
I don’t “prowl the sticks” you idiot. Why don’t you try reading my post again if your reading comprehension skills are up to it.
I reside in Manhattan and find Brooklyn a little too rural for my tastes, thanks.
I said that standards are apparently lower in the sticks thus explaining why a rube like you would go for something as sad as this film, you ridiculous hick.
Andy January 19th, 2007 at 4:29 AM
And I quite agree with the previous speaker.
stevo January 19th, 2007 at 5:23 PM
It’s porn right? How plausible does it have to be?
Anonymous January 20th, 2007 at 5:39 PM
Well, its something fun to watch… its always cool to see men havin sex… but thing is its not believable… its not what really would happen…We gay men should know… how many str8 men have we seduced….
Anonymous January 20th, 2007 at 8:04 PM
The femme looking actor ruins the whole fantasy. It’s not that complicated to make a plausible setup and cast convincing actors.
bacteriaburger January 22nd, 2007 at 1:49 PM
Yeah, lame situation, bad set-up. But what’s new in the world of porn? Still, the “straight” one in the clip is totally hot.
cocksukka! January 27th, 2007 at 9:44 AM
stop bein so lame. porn isn’t supposed to be full of oscar winning actors. its full of cock. that’s what matters. this is fukkin hot!
warren February 19th, 2007 at 9:44 AM
looks hot :)
warren February 19th, 2007 at 5:44 PM
id goto the movies and reach in his popcorn bag anytime :P
joe April 13th, 2007 at 1:32 PM
why does no one wear underwear anymore? haha