Gay Porn Icon: Karen Dior, Tranny Vampire

I loves me some tranny — it’s so M. Butterfly and 90s retro. And they always have drugs. But even if you’re not a big old tranny chaser like Jack, you’ll want to take a gander at Karen Dior. Karen used appear on Xena: Warrior Princess (billed as Geoff Karen Dior) as Miss Artifys in Ziggy Stardust-gone-Medieval drag. I doubt the lesbians noticed. She also had a cameo in The Fluffer, playing her gothic self.

Karen Dior has been billed as “the Woody Allen of adult film.” I don’t know what that means.

In Dior’s The Trannysylvanians, the chicks-with-dicks are actually a bats-with-dicks. They still want to suck blood — but only from the main vein. Get it?

I miss Elvira.

— Mike