Gay Porn Brothers: Results

Posted February 1, 2005 8:47 PM by with 26 comments

Last week, we posted a blogpoll about the hottest brothers (twins, or otherwise) to star in a gay porn film together (whether or not they actually fucked each other on camera). The poll was crashing the site for some reason, so it was only up for like three days, but the winners are …resnick_twins.jpg Dean and Dave Resnick!

Personally, I find them a bit strange looking, and, well, the whole idea of brothers jerking each other off, is sick, right, but there’s no accounting for taste with you guys, is there?

Anyway, these ultrablonde ultratwinks have starred in one movie to date: Double Size: Double the Pleasure, by Pacific Sun. I guess they’re cute. Whatever.


26 responses to Gay Porn Brothers: Results

  1. Tom February 1st, 2005 at 10:31 PM

    ewwwwww! What’s so hot about Ellen DeGeneres having sex with her twin?


  2. skot February 2nd, 2005 at 9:33 AM

    ellen and jay leno, you mean.


  3. MarcSpice February 2nd, 2005 at 10:02 AM

    Does anyone else see the Ellen DeGeneres resemblance??? Come on!!! These two won over Oscar and Gabriel???!!!! They even have Ellen’s hair!!!


  4. RICHARD February 2nd, 2005 at 1:58 PM



  5. BigBadJon February 2nd, 2005 at 2:31 PM

    Most gay men feal they can practice self love better than anyone. What more erotic form of self love is there than making love to a mirror image? The feelings are the same and we all claim “no man can make love to a man like another man,” so making love to a twin is taking that idea one erotic step further!


  6. Airik February 2nd, 2005 at 2:47 PM

    They kind of look like robots. With make-up on. But they are kinda of cute, in a fake way.


  7. buddha February 2nd, 2005 at 6:06 PM

    Okay, that’s just creepy


  8. harry February 2nd, 2005 at 9:44 PM

    here again we see more mental illness within the genre masked as being “what make’s us queers so SPECIAL”

    help people. get help.


  9. Tom February 2nd, 2005 at 11:58 PM

    I still don’t want to see “The Ellens” do anything with each other. It’s like a traffic accident. You can’t not look …


  10. johnn February 3rd, 2005 at 12:12 PM

    could you post pics of all these twins hopefully together with their bro? and naked too ;-0)?


  11. strongarm February 3rd, 2005 at 12:36 PM

    they put the U in Ugly. WTF?


  12. RustyNail February 3rd, 2005 at 2:43 PM

    What’s up with the Dollar Store mop hair? To each his own.


  13. tim February 3rd, 2005 at 3:50 PM

    Shouldn’t the survey be limited to real brothers, not stage name brothers such as the Rocklands?


  14. William February 4th, 2005 at 9:01 AM

    I do think that they are the love Children of Ellen and Jay Leno (Dah!) but I also think that brotherly love is hot since me and my twin Bro also did (and occationaly still do) that.


  15. jack February 4th, 2005 at 10:47 AM

    Tim, the survey was, as best as I can tell, limited to real life brothers. There’s no denying that the Resnicks, the Bartoks, the Christys, the Mendez and the Odyssey twins are related. Jason Adonis and Tristan Adonis really are brothers, (asside from their similar facial structure, I’ve heard from a number of reliable sources that they are). The same reliable sources (who’ve seen their IDs) say that they’re brothers, too. So there you go.


  16. Mike February 4th, 2005 at 12:58 PM

    Tis true indeed. I once was a denier, now and now am a believer. You can’t argue with cold, hard facts.


  17. art_smass February 4th, 2005 at 1:22 PM

    Dollar store mop hair? My dear, sweet mother had that exact same dye job in 1978 when Clairol Frost ‘n’ Tip was de rigueur. The nerve!


  18. RustyNail February 4th, 2005 at 5:54 PM

    jack… And your point is??? OK, so they are brothers. We don’t need a DNA test to certify this. Seems to me that the idea that these messages are trying to convey is that while we don’t disagree that the Resnicks are in fact brothers, but that where in fact was the voting done for this? In Iraq? Are the powers that be in Gaydom still counting the votes? I totally agree with the Ellen DeGeneres and Jay Leno remarks. Yick.


  19. jack February 4th, 2005 at 6:21 PM

    Uh … try reading the first paragraph, RustyNail.


  20. Jeff February 5th, 2005 at 3:19 PM

    I think they are totally hot!


  21. chriso February 11th, 2005 at 8:46 AM

    I don’t think anyone should worry about the whole “brothers wanking eahc other thing” since they were obviously genetically created out of some mad scienstist’s lab experiments and thus aren’t actually related.


  22. Bob March 15th, 2005 at 6:46 PM

    What a vicious group of Queens here!!! First, the Resnick’s don’t touch each other in their only vid. In fact, before there is any skin they turn their chairs back to back, not even facing.
    Next, the Rocklands are real brothers and, of course, their name is not Rockland. It’s a German name I’m not publishing in this crowd.


  23. Marc March 28th, 2005 at 2:51 PM

    Hmm, they look sheepish to me, perhaps they’re results of a marriage between a brother and a sister?


  24. Miles November 8th, 2006 at 2:45 PM

    OMG!!! its so funny, these two used to do playgirl. They graduated from my school. THey were in my sisters grade!! who would of ever knew?!? I’ve seen their playgirl. But wow on here. I’m pretty impressed!!


  25. james February 24th, 2008 at 9:54 AM

    lol they r sooo fit froma gay lad i would have sex with them


  26. iain gardiner April 24th, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    anyone have a no taboo policy


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