Posted October 29, 2004 8:55 AM by with 0 comments

Just in case anyone cared, Gay Porn Blog endorses John Kerry for President. I’m sure he’s thrilled.

Remember when you had to fast-forward through the flag waving at the beginning of porn, reminding you that your afternoon toss-off was a protected by the Constitution? That’s because porn used to be under attack, Fallujah-style. Thanks to the turnout of the Christian Right in 1984, Ronald Reagan won a second term. He talked tough on porn going into the election, and afterword his new Attorney General, Edwin Meese, began zealously prosecuting obscenity cases across the country for the next 4 years. That’s why pornographers felt the need to lecture — to remind us that if you like hot penetrative sex, ya gotta support the First Amendment.

Clinton changed all that, God love him. He knew that sometimes, a cigar was just a sex toy and that a blowjob only really counted as half-sex. And he didn’t think the goverment had much right checking out your web browser. Unfortunately, 2004 is looking less like 1994 and more like 1984. So stop jerkin for one hot second and use your hand to cast a ballot.

No responses to Gay Porn Bloggers for Kerry

  1. james October 29th, 2004 at 12:26 PM

    has ne one cn the picture of rumsfeld getting it up the ass (dont worry he has a suit on)? cuz its hilarious

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  2. Bill Jaymens October 30th, 2004 at 10:12 AM

    You do mean 1992 not 1994 right? 1994 is when Newt took control of Congress. 1992 is when Clinton was elected.

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  3. Mike October 30th, 2004 at 10:05 PM

    Um, yeah. I meant to say ’92. I just get confused because I was just a wee tween.

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  4. Someone November 3rd, 2004 at 1:35 AM

    There was a total lack of GAY interest during this election…Either that or there isn’t enough gay people to represent a threat to any candidate.
    The half hearted endorsment for John Kerry said it all.

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