Gay Porn Babylon: GayVN Red Carpet Round Up
This was the first year that the GayVN Awards were held last weekend in San Francisco and for weeks the city was abuzz with one crucial question: What does one wear to the Gay Porn Oscars? (Cue the International Male hotline.)
As a public service (or is it a cautionary tale?), we present some of the highlights. This year, as it was in the beginning and will be until the end, the gay porn firmament is a guady, garish and gorgeous selection of homosexual indulgences. Having trouble with the stock market? You might want to invest in bronzer futures or put your money in peroxide. Forget the fugs; Tara Reid ain’t got nuffin’ on gay porn! If anyone knows where I can find a good deal on some unicorn pelt, I got some sewing to do…
Francois Sagat’s crisp and clean in his white shirt, but it doesn’t mean he can (or should) resist the gay porn’s most enduring fashion dictum: The top of your shirt must remain sexily unbuttoned!
South Beach-meets-Serbia in Collin O’Neal as he checks his latest discovery, nine-inch New Yorker Roman Ragazzi, for misplaced piercings.
A Ma Barker chaperone … the ultimate accessory!
Director Chris Steele and his own Ma Barker: GayVN Best Screenplay Nominee Austin Deeds.
Eddie Stone … or Fred Flintstone?
Chi Chi paged Michael Alig … and he answered!
Falcon exclusive Erik Rhodes bows to Kathy Griffin’s catcall and shows us the suit he looks best in.
Curiosity shops: Porn-trepeneur Jason Sechrest brings West Hollywood north.
Of course, New Yorker Gus Mattox is nothin’ but class.
Pocket Watchers: Distinguished gentleman Michael Lucas …
… and Studio 2000 star Jeremy Hall swap the hanky code for pocket squares.
I guess when you’re as sexy as Johnny Hazzard, you gotta hide your love away lest fans tear you to pieces.
The press, of course, is nothing but trouble.
Evidently Best Non-Sex Performance winner Paul Barresi was well suited to his Velvet Mafia role.
Yes, Doug Jeffries is America’s Next Top Model. Or given his vast filmography, America’s Last Top.
No comment. Feel free to supply your own.
— Mike
Tags: Chi Chi LaRue, Chris Steele, Collin O'Neal, Eddie Stone, Fashion, Francois Sagat, GayVN Awards, Gus Mattox, Johnny Hazzard, Roman Ragazzi
mark March 5th, 2007 at 7:00 AM
did rose mcgowan have a garage sale. need a coat. take one throw rug, scissors and cut two holes for arms.. what a mess.
rich March 5th, 2007 at 9:20 AM
did he kill a muppet?
STARRFUCKER March 5th, 2007 at 9:23 AM
GREAT PICS>
strongarm March 6th, 2007 at 2:05 PM
I’ve been missing my fishing net. ooOOoo lookie, it caught a fury penis
Eddie Stone or Fred Flintstone, I liked that one.
Eric Rhodes is hot! and Gus is looking very sexy too! Very nice pictures, rather tasteful too!
Anonymous March 7th, 2007 at 12:05 AM
thats the thing when you cast your net in open water.. you’ll never know what its gonna DRAG out there!
slimyungtop March 8th, 2007 at 9:07 PM
WHO is that hottie in the pic under johnny hazzard’s pic?
watcher March 10th, 2007 at 3:45 AM
Who ARE those hoodlums anyway?
Rocky Brown March 12th, 2007 at 9:16 AM
“Who ARE those hoodlums anyway?”
Haha… let me answer that (cuz I am in the picture)…right to left, starting with me (the one in the hat):
Rocky Brown – me, owner, director, producer for Eon Films
Natalia Vicente – my mother
Jacob Kalski – my boyfriend (in the back)
Jordan Evans – Eon Films exclusive model
Bond Mission – Eon Films make-up and hair artist
There you go. :-)
Rocky
Sin Sombrero March 15th, 2007 at 7:01 AM
Thank you for the info. I thought it was the new Menudo with one original member and Courtney Love.
xopher April 5th, 2007 at 10:50 PM
Who is the beautiful redhead in the pic below Johhny Hazzard?