Gay Porn Awards: Colby Keller, King of the Ass Eaters

Posted September 6, 2010 9:03 AM by with 0 comments

Given that today is Labor Day, I thought I’d celebrate a bit of work that gets the short shrift in porn: rimming


After thousands of gay pornos, I’m coming to the conclusion that Colby Keller is one of the only real ass-eater s on film. Of the four acts in a standard scene — kissing, sucking, rimming, fucking — it’s probably the hardest to film, and when it is shot, it’s usually broad, tongue-wiping strokes that would get you kicked out of bed. Keller, on the other hand, dives in to that ripe plum in a manner worthy of a William Carlos William poem. He’s not rimming, he’s EATING — and loving it.

Even the pic above doesn’t really capture it, so I embedded some clips after the jump. It’s like the man is bobbing for apples.

The saddest part is that because everyone phones it in, good rimming rarely makes it into promotional material. So while Keller gives phenomenal tongue-lashings in more recent movies — to James Jamesson, for example, in Depths of Desire (Mustang) — it’d be hard to show you without handing over my passwords.

Is there any one else right now that compares?


Colby Keller and Parker London (via
Colby Keller and Connor Habib (via
Colby Keller and James Jamesson (via
Colby Keller, Girth Brooks and Connor Habib in Laid Off (via

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No responses to Gay Porn Awards: Colby Keller, King of the Ass Eaters

  1. Pygar September 6th, 2010 at 9:46 AM

    Thank you, sir. You’ve performed a valuable public service.


  2. Anonymous September 6th, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing/oh, wasn’t that a dainty dish to set before the King.


  3. assaholic September 6th, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    Asseating is the best, on film and real. It is a pity that Harry Sillen has stopped to produce pure rimming flics with his T&T-company. “Below the rim” was a highlight produced by ChiChi LaRue. Please more of that.


  4. Joe September 6th, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    He sucks a mean dick too.


  5. Re2Vin September 7th, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    Right, but Brad Patton shows to be a rimming champion in “Heaven to Hell” with Josh Weston; Roman Heart in most of his films; Josh Weston too and all stars being lucky enough to rimm Léeo Damiani…
    And Antonio Biaggi?…
    In an old movie Gino Colbert is so much motivated to rimm with expertise Jeff Stryker.
    A true cast of Champions!


  6. Casey September 7th, 2010 at 4:01 AM

    Colby Keller is all around one of the most underrated performers in gay porn today. He ALWAYS delivers in a scene; guaranteed hotness when he’s on-screen!


  7. Jett Blakk September 7th, 2010 at 5:21 AM

    I wish to challenge Colby for the title. Bring on Lucky Daniels!



  8. Griego September 7th, 2010 at 6:38 AM

    Let it also be hereby declared that Colby Keller consistently shoots the thickest loads I’ve ever seen.


  9. Brian September 7th, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    One rimming scene I remember that was really really good was in a Chi Chi movie called Suck It Up. Riley Burke rims Jude Collin while Jude is standing on a ladder in a warehouse. I was surprised at how intense he was about it, cause you don’t see that so often unfortunately.


  10. carl S September 8th, 2010 at 2:31 AM

    About Colby !! At least Its seems or it looks he like to have having sex with with men and enjoy it !


  11. KC September 9th, 2010 at 1:09 AM

    Well, Colby, some of us only dream of being a king of something. Congrats.


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