Gay for ‘Play’: Levi Johnston’s Nude White Ass In Our Face

Posted November 23, 2009 2:12 PM by with 37 comments

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Would someone let Levi Johnston know that he can star in gay porn and still be straight? Until then, we’ll settle for semi-frontal art-core.

Get your bibs on, boys, the hockey-playing, baby battering Playgirl stud offers us up his buenas naglas blancas after the jump.

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Levi Johnston Nude! (Playgirl.com)

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37 responses to Gay for ‘Play’: Levi Johnston’s Nude White Ass In Our Face

  1. Mike November 23rd, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    I see a 3 way with Leo Giamani and Reese Rideout Randy Blue.
    Now that would be HOT

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  2. Igor November 23rd, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    This guy has nothing so he can remain straight and out of the gay porn industry, with all the hot gay guyz we c everyday in those movies, this one really does not measure up!

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  3. Garrett November 24th, 2009 at 3:57 AM

    All that hype for that ass ???? wtf! he can stay fucking Alaskan bitches

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  4. James M November 24th, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    Yeah all Im seeing is a cute face… nothing special with this dude here. He’s probably gotta tiny dick thats why he’s covered up.

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  5. James M November 24th, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    Yeah all Im seeing is a cute face… nothing special with this dude here. He’s probably gotta tiny dick thats why he’s covered up.

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  6. tom November 24th, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    Levi has a handsome face. The rest of him is average–much like the boy-next-door in real life. I hope he’s a top because that ass is hardly anything to write about. And we’re talking about pics taken by professional photographers. I have a renewed appreciation for gay porn-star bodies now. (Maybe he can model for shaving commercials.)

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  7. Jim November 24th, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    i’ve have seen all the pictures for playgirl and i don’t see what the big deal is. he is really even cute. he didn’t show his cock and only showed his ass.

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  8. Twan November 24th, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    I GOT SO MUCH NEGATIVE FEEDBACK FROM SOME PEOPLE ON HERE. ABOUT MY COMMENTS “NOTHING SPECIAL” IT’S A LOT OF HYPE ETC. I’VE BEEN CALLED A DOUCHEBAG, WHO AM I TO JUDGE, HE SO RUGGED WHERE??? OK NOW HERE HE IS! YOU DO THE MATH…MY STORY I’M STICKING TO IT. SO IF THIS IS YOUR CUP OF TEA. HONEY THEN DRINK UP!

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  9. T-Bird November 24th, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    So he has a decent tight ass and his face is so so…this whole thing has been so overblown its not even funny anymore.
    Playgirl got its 3 mins in the spotlight with all the buzz because everyone thought he was going commando and this is the fucking shit we get ?

    Levi walked away with a nice wad..of cash for showing his ass ? Fuck playgirl come over I will moon you for the same amt.

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  10. Sean Kines November 24th, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    THAT’S ALLL?!!!
    Lameee. If your gonna do Playgirl go all the way loser- maybe he has reason to cover up.
    Little dick st8r white boys……. NEXT!!

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  11. Walter V November 24th, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    I would jump on that, he looks o.k. to me, I mean he’s not trying to sell himself as a porn star or anything.
    Just saying.

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  12. vger November 24th, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    Jesus no wonder everyone hates us gays. why be so hateful. Not everyone likes the same thing. Id much rather see something real than a pretty boy that doesnt exist in real life. sure i love hot porn guys like damien crosse, francois sagat etc but i have more chance of meeting a guy like levi than them. plus i couldnt handle a high maintenance porn stud

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  13. miles November 24th, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    I blame the photographer. These boring shots do not do him justice and are about as sexy as day old moosemeat – and couldn’t they afford color?

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  14. Jayson November 25th, 2009 at 5:29 AM

    There are a good percentage of gay guys that post here that can NEVER say a straight guy is hot. Levi is not trying to impress the guys. This guy is only 19 or something. His body is perfect for his age. Very handsome face and great body. How anyone, either gay or straight say he is not hot or attractive has issues or just really jealous. Give the guy a break and the credit he is due. It took balls to do what he did.

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  15. K4kenzo November 25th, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    thats not even an ass to look at twice . all that hype for this ?
    nah , thats why some boys should stay straight

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  16. Rich November 26th, 2009 at 7:35 AM

    If he hadn’t have knocked up the Governor and potential VPs daughter, would we even know who this guy is? He is obviously no tallent trying to get 15 minutes of fame ’cause he got a piece of ass.

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  17. Greg November 26th, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    I just don’t see what everyone is all worked up about. Sure, he’s good with a decent body, but his white ass is flabby. I expected so much more…hugely disappointing.

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  18. markus November 28th, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    He is SO hot – love to see his cock.

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  19. Jay December 4th, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Let me see if I get it. If I happen to not find him attractive and voice that opinion, then it is simply because well I’m gay and apparently ‘90% of us gays will never say we like a straight guy’. So my choices are to not say anything or lie?. This is gaypornland, if you’re too sensitive to deal with criticism, get the fuck out. If I have to put up with ‘straight’ guys in my porn, at least let them be super hot.

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  20. Twan December 6th, 2009 at 4:21 AM

    I’M SURE HIS 15MIN. IS UP…

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  21. Twan December 6th, 2009 at 4:29 AM

    WELL I SEE THAT THE GUYS WHO CRITIZIED ME FOR MY OPINION, NOW THAT THE PICTURES HAVE BEEN POSTED, HAVE NOTHING TO SAY…

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  22. fags stop hating December 7th, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    why are u faggots hating on levi? thats why fags get such a fucking bad name. he doesnt have to show his fucking dick if he doesnt want to, just because your no dick getting asses want to see it. get a fucking life and take what the man gives u. nothing wrong with his picture, he’s a cute sexy white boy, now STOP HATING!

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  23. Zeitgeist December 8th, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    I’d fuck him…but I wouldn’t let him spend the night :)

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  24. hot levi December 9th, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    I can’t believe all you bitter queens are tearing this guy apart. Leave your politics out of it and keep your venim to yourself. Just because he was associated with Sarah Palin you hate him right out of the gate. I think he’s got an adorable face and a very hot body and build. I’d rather have him than those shaved porno boys who are airbrushed and dolled up. You all wish your asses looked as good as his.

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  25. Al December 10th, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    How is not liking him equal to hating on him?Queens like ‘hot levi’ and ‘fags’ expect the rest of the world to share their pathetic fetish for straight guys, and when they realize most gays don’t share their obsession then suddenly we are ‘haters’.

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  26. eh. December 19th, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    he’s not bad, i dont think the photo’s do him justice

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  27. hot levi December 20th, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    Al, I must have hit close to the truth to get a rise out of you. The proof of hate is in the words in a lot of these messages. Guys go beyond just stating their opinion and have to get in the gutter to try and prove their point. Lets have some self respect if we want others to respect us. Its fine if you don’t like him, but guys that are mean about it is my complaint. You assume to speak for ‘most gays’ that they agree with you when you can only speak for yourself. I call it as I see them. I didn’t say he was hot because he’s str8. He’s hot because I think he’s hot. I really don’t care if you think he is or not. Everyone has their type and if you hate str8 guys thats your baggage.

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  28. Marc December 21st, 2009 at 2:06 AM

    Hmmm… For a “Regular Guy Next Door” …. NICE ASS and FACE and STOMACH and CHEST. HE IS NOT A PORN STAR AND IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A PORN STAR. Hey retards!!! (and there are soooooo many of you). HE IS NOT A PORN STAR.

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  29. Jason Z December 23rd, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    Wow, all this freaking hype and he didn’t have the damned balls to SHOW his cock and balls? WTF Playgirl? No wonder you stopped publishing paper magazines. Who the hell is satisfied with JUST a body and ass shot? We want the WHOLE package!

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  30. Matt M December 30th, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    I think Levi has a great face, body and ass. As for it not being full frontal: I kind of like that something is left to the imagination.

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  31. Erik January 3rd, 2010 at 1:51 AM

    The men in Playgirl need to be nude and show their penis. He must have a small dick and must really be ashamed of it.

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  32. Sam February 8th, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    Yuck..:-)

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  33. Kara March 17th, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    He has no ass at all… that butt shot is not even needed ha.

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  34. Anonymous March 24th, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    I wish that i could have sex with him

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  35. Sarah Palin July 10th, 2010 at 9:49 PM

    I wanted to see his COCK DAMMIT! Bristol is a bitch! Not Fair I’m gonna go Teabag someone where I can SEE THEIR GOODS!!!

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  36. butt boy August 1st, 2010 at 9:12 PM

    some of you fags need to quit lying.levi is a hot babe

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  37. BlogZilla October 19th, 2012 at 6:53 PM

    Oh please. Even with his pancake ass, he probably looks 1000% better than you ugly wrinkled fat ‘bitches’ on here trolling

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