GAY PORN TUBE: PROJECT GO GO BOY RECAP

Posted August 8, 2012 9:20 AM by with 4 comments

If you haven’t been watching Project Honey Boo Boo on Cockyboys, I’ll catch you up. Because you’ll probably want to know how it came to pass that Gabriel Clark came to suck seven yogis dry.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

GAY PORN TUBE: YOGA PORN ORGY

Project You Go Girl is a gay sex reality show that traces the life of several three go-go dancers in the Kingdom of Montreal: Jake Bass, Max Ryder and Seth Knight.

Episode 1
Jake Bass has ruled the go-go scene in the Dance Kingdom of Montreal for years, but the sudden appearance of a fuzz on his milky Beiber stops him dead cold. If the others find out, his career is over. Enter Max Ryder, a sexy kitten of a man, who is willing to do anything to fill Jake’s go go heels. When Pierre Fitch, the DJ King of Montreal, descends to make the peasants dance, Max sneaks into the Royal DJ booth. Using his Gremlin skills and pursed lips, he persuades the King to stop the music while Jake is dancing. Jake is humiliated. Pierre marries Max in a glory hole and Max lords it over everyone like she’s the star of 16 and Pregnant.

 
 

Episode 2
Jake’s worst nightmare is coming true … but for Seth Knight. Seth Knight plays the ghost of go-go past, a cautionary tale for any dancers who have contemplated abandoning pigtails or a degree from South Beach Diet School. Knight has dance to work at a dumpy club across town where the patrons throw pennies, and which is really just a piece of plywood outside a prison yard. But he’s having trouble getting any better than the 6am slot outside the TA bathrooms, he seduces an aging disco divo (Tommy Defendi) and an unemployed prison warden (Sebastian Young). As a reward, he’s shipped off to dancing school and submitted for entry in the Dance King Finals.

 
 

Episode 3
King Pierre tries to harvest Jake for stem cells, but Jake has other plans. After waxing his face, he dons a pair of go-go shorts with a plunging-backline and promises fealty to the King, revealing that Max is actually a brunette. Also, that he once was so ruthless that he had a go-go boy fired so that it would not interfere with his “I don’t sleep with go go boys” credo. In a flashback, Stephen Forrest appears as the once promising dancer Jake pushed down the stairs years a go go. He’s been reduced to begging for emails in order to pay for his kale smoothies. The King is pleased with Jake and soon Max plots revenge.

 
 

Episode 4
To be honest, I fast forwarded this one to get to the part where club owner Gabriel Clark eats Arnaud Chagall’s semen. There’s an audition, and a lap dance and Arnaud shoots like a geyser.

 
 

GAY PORN TUBE: YOGA PORN ORGY

Which brings us to the present day …
Looks like we’ve underestimated Seth Knight. He’s heard on the lot that Max has been telling people he’s not only old, but was a former contestant on the Bad Girls Club.

“I’m the biggest cunt in this place,” he declares, banging some pans and gorging himself on an entire pint of Oil of Olay. Guns are drawn. The King abdicates the throne and swears off chicken. Thinspirational healer Gabriel Clark descends from heaven to lead everyone in a chant to restore peace. Then he fucks the cunt out of Max Ryder, sucks all the bad juju out of the room, show the world how to live on a diet of semen.

Fin.

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Project Go Go Boy Finale: Episode 5 (via Cockyboys)

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4 responses to GAY PORN TUBE: PROJECT GO GO BOY RECAP

  1. Peter E August 8th, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    What a collection of ugly, skinny, hideously tattooed models who sound like whiny queens. The only appealing model in the entire pack is Gabriel Clark, and he’s straight.

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    • Jay August 21st, 2012 at 8:29 PM

      He is bisexual, he’s made that clear multiple times.

      Reply

  2. Jett Blakk August 9th, 2012 at 6:19 AM

    Sounds like someone’s plagiarising the lost season of “Bewitched.”

    JBK

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  3. Paolo February 11th, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    divine! God is gay!!!

    Reply

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