Jaxton “Santa” Wheeler Barebacks Brennar Bolton

Posted December 18, 2015 11:24 AM by Harlan with 0 comments

It’s not easy to shoot holiday themed porn without it jumping the shark and ending up looking like a second-rate amateur sex romp filmed in a Party City. So all the more props to the former Juicy Boys, now Bromo.com for delivering Santa Bred Me! that really delivers the goods – as in a few good loads at the end, including yours.

When I say holiday themed, I wasn’t exaggerating. Santa Bred Me! starts out with a plucky Christmas tune in the background for Brenner Bolton to bake Santa’s cookies to. This could have easily gone off the rails right there. But Brenner Bolton extracts the perfect touch and comes across so damned adorable, you want to bend him over and fuck him at “hello.” While that is just about what happens, I am putting the sleigh before Santa here. But not for long.

Welcome Santa Claus and welcome Jaxton Wheeler. If Santa really looks like this, may my foreskin regenerate and I will convert to Christianity right this moment. How far Jaxton has come from his days as smooth, slender Valentino at ChaosMen. Over at The Sword, I described Jaxton as “a lightly-manscaped Chewbacca growing out a light mullet.” Men.com casting department, consider that a firm recommendation if you need a Chewbacca for your Star Wars XXX Parody and already blew the budget on the storm trooper costumes.

Holiday hubbub aside, this isn’t It’s A Wonderful Life after all, but this is a wonderful fuck. As in deep and intense. The ass plowing commences around the seven minute mark or so and Jaxton doesn’t let up on Brenner’s hole until they both spooge some pretty major loads at the very end. There you have it, guys. Some holiday porn at it’s best. The costumes don’t get in the way and since this is Bromo.com, there’s never a condom to get in the way either. Ho, hoe hoe!