FINALLY! A TUMBLR DEVOTED TO GAY PORN STARS GETTING MOLESTED BY CARTOONS!

The infinite number of monkeys typing at an infinite number of computers that is known as The Internet has spawned another new greatest thing ever: gay porn star cartoon animated gifs: HornyToons Gifs is a tumblr devoted to gifs of gay porn stars, male models and the like getting felt up by your favorite cartoon characters. I don’t know who has this much free time on their hands, but I’m glad they do. 

I Just can’t decide what’s more exciting: the gifs themselves or the fact that I can finally work Tina from “Bob’s Burgers” into a blog entry.  

Why are Francois Sagat’s genitals scaring the bejesus out of poor Finn?

Gary the Snail, has the right idea — going after  Sagat’s chocolate starfish: 

 

Alex Minsky’s good leg getting kissed by a vintage Mickey

See the rest after the jump … if you dare …

Linda Belcher blathering on and on about something (like she does) to Francois mid-section:

 

The Earl of Lemongrab got sucked up into between Samuel O’Toole’s massive muscle butt:

 

Lumpy Space Princess is cock-blocking the dudes from Sean Cody (As USUAL!)

   

Jake Genesis may have found Jesus, but he doesn’t let that stand in his way for having an orgy with Gunther, Gunder, Goonder, Goonthy, and Gonter.

 

Jay Roberts is taking a dip with Ariel:

  

 

Is that Colby Keller  (?) is defiling poor Gunther?

 

Jake and Finn are (understandably) dumbfounded by Dave Franco’s self-love:

 

But nothing’s gonna get in-between Tina and a good time tonight:

 

Although I’m lying in bed laughing my ass off looking at these, I’m sure someone somewhere in a dark basement is jerking off to them.

See the rest at HornyToons Gifs (and thank you, whoever you are).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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