5 Ways to Make Your Dick Bigger This Weekend

A funny thing happens to the porn industry is summer: it both shrinks and expands. Because people are home less, they buy less porn. So the porn industry they release high-profile porn blockbusters. Tentpoles, if you will. Already we’ve had An American In Prague 2, A Thing of Beauty and a sneak peek at Timberwolves — there’ll be more to come. After the jump, five other things that have been keeping me up at night.

1. Randy Blue
Randy Blue is giving it up quicker than a 23-year old on Molly — until the end of the month the site is less than $10 a month. Which means that I can watch Abele and Austin for less than the price of a bag of kale chips. There are far more explicit pictures I could have posted here, but for some reason I’m really turned on by the size differential between Abele and Austin. More …
2. Cockyboys
Cockyboys has been announcing surprise, time-limited deals for the past two months. It might be worth it to bookmark them if you aren’t lucky enough to already subscribe. They’re one of the few places still updating twice a week — so Jake Bass and Ricky Roman’s long-awaited flip-flop is just one of this week’s surprises. More …

3. Sean Cody
I love when they make a Latin guy say something sexy. As if I need Rocco to open his mouth in order to be deeply, deeply in love. If I didn’t already have a membership to Sean Cody, I would buy one just to stare into his eyes. Although, I might also look down once in a while. Look at that body! More …

4. Guys In Sweatpants
This week on Guys In Sweatpants, Austin saves money by bringing home a new trick and shooting the sex himself. The result? One of the realest, rawest scenes ever on the new site. More …

5. Men.com
Will Johnny Rapid’s locker room double team be as popular as his prison shower series? Maybe if we add Rocco Reed and Colby Jansen into the mix. MAYBE. More …

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