For Barrett Long’s Birthday, Some Gay Fudge

Posted November 13, 2008 2:27 PM by with 0 comments


The Sword

What do you get a guy with eleven inches and a foreskin made of taffy? Five guys and a Whitman’s Sampler, evidently. Barrett’s moved on since the release of The Bachelor, but I haven’t. In fact, as soon as I can find my cherry, I’m going to dress it up in ClingWrap and a bow like Cameron Fox does.

Mike

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  1. Joe November 13th, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    It was sad to see Rocky there.
    Rest in peace beautiful fellow.

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  2. Anonymous November 14th, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    He’s handing out those Grand-marnier filled cordials that my Aunt Susan used to have at the holidays. Except that these have GHB in them.

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  3. Anonymous November 15th, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    which one is Rocky?

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