IF THE DICK IS THIS BIG, DOES ANYTHING ELSE MATTER?
In the late 70s, there was a man named Murray Langston who told jokes with a paper bag on his head and went by the name “The Unknown Comic.” While he was a little before my time, and if we’re already stretching the truth, there are certain EBDs — men with Extra Big Dicks — that I’ve fucked even if they haven’t had the shayna-est of punims. After the jump, 5 extra big dicks from You Know Where, some of whom are actually attached to quite attractive men.
There are three here that I’d have sex with even if they didn’t have extra big dicks, which one of them sort of doesn’t have. There’s one that I’d have sex with JUST for the extra big dick, and one that I’d not have sex with at all. Can you guess which is which?
Just joking. I’d choke on them all. (Oh, an unlike the full size dicks — EBD is half-off for the holiday.) Thanks, Extra Big Dicks. More …