Posted February 25, 2013 8:44 AM by with 13 comments

Am I the only one with hooker fantasies? The only one who’s dreamed of a chorus line of Rentboys? The only one who’s used the (now, sadly defunct) Craigslist adult for masturbation material?

NakedSword’s Hooker Stories 2 is ripped-from-the-blackbook stories of real escorts, but I’m curious about the client’s side. I want to hear your stories. Who have you hired? Was it a porn star? A craggy lot lizard? A handjob at the massage parlor? Was he as handsome as Kyle Quinn? My questions, your hooker stories, and Kyle Quinn’s quivering ass, after the jump.

If you’ve never hired an escort, under what circumstances would you?
Is it appropriate to tip?
Do you pay before or after?
Have you ever run into them later at a dinner party?
Street hustler v Online: Is dirtier sexier?
Was it worth it?

Hooker Stories 2: You Got Served


Does Luke Milan Look Like He Needs an Escort?
Escorting 101 with Rafael Alencar



  1. Curt February 25th, 2013 at 9:32 AM

    I LOVE HOOKERS. But I only ever get them on special occasions aka when I have not gotten laid in a LONG time lol. Most of the time it has been fine because I know what I want but I only ever pay them the rate. I do find that Rentboy is a step up than Criaglist tho because there’s at least some record of them. With craigslist it could be a murderer.


  2. Frederic February 25th, 2013 at 10:14 AM

    Since I’m past 40 I started to hire rentboys : it saves time and energy and the fun of cruising is sort of youth related. Anyway street hustlers have mostly disappeared in Europe so most of my guys come from gayromeo. I always pay AFTERWARDS and make sure what i want before.

    I’ve rented two boys who appeared in (European) movies and it was fun but they certainly weren’t better than the others. In a way I’m addicted to escorts because it’s so damn practical and i remember my grandma saying if you want love get yourself a dog….As long as i financially can afford it, it will be escorts. In most cases say 80% they deliver what i want. Europe still has a ‘whorehouse’ or ‘whoresauna’ in a city or two, i occasionally go there as well. In a way it’s still safer


  3. Sandy Sandstone February 25th, 2013 at 11:03 AM

    The difference between hookers and porn is the difference between a CD and a live band. On a day to day, you take the recording. But when you can, see them live. One is not a replacement for the others.


  4. Asher February 25th, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    I’m addicted to hiring rentboys. I’ve hired at least 100 over the last 10 years.


  5. JackBear February 25th, 2013 at 4:05 PM

    I went through a period (mid- to late ’90s) where I was traveling to L.A. a lot and got the idea to rent some porn stars. Over the next few years I had several of them, including Chad Connors, Christian Fox, Rob Cryston, Kyle McKenna, Rod Barry and Haus Weston (some big names from that period). Generally I had some really good experiences. Of all of them, the sex was best with Rob Cryston. What an animal, and I say that in a good way! … I missed out on a few that I really wanted, especially Danny Sommers and Dean Phoenix. *sigh* … I also tried some street hustlers on Santa Monica Blvd. I knew it was dangerous and probably stupid, but it was the danger and sleaze factor that made it more exciting — and, luckily, I never had a bad experience, other than one of them stole an expensive fountain pen while I wasn’t looking!


    • fred March 1st, 2013 at 12:37 PM

      Hi, I d like to know how it was with Kyle McKenna,I know he tragically passed away, he was fascinating me. Do u have more details?


  6. mitch February 26th, 2013 at 12:16 AM

    wow rob cryton the luv of my youth!
    I wanna hire pornstars too but u can hardly find them on any listing except mmr forest’s and i don’t want to pay HER, wanna hire angelo marconi, eddie diaz, roman heart, baby star….but i have no clue where to start, can anyone help????????????


  7. HOT HOT February 26th, 2013 at 1:29 AM



  8. DJ February 26th, 2013 at 4:49 AM

    My Escort story never happened and now that Arpad is dead it never will. I spoke with him on the phone to discuss getting together and since both of us are tops, well I wasn’t sure if I’d be fully satisfied. Now I’d give anything to feel his big muscular hairy body against mine. Love You Arpad!


  9. AngloAm February 28th, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    I am not the handsomest gent in the world so I used to hire guys fairly often. Normally the experiences were pretty grim (either they didn’t hide that they were not attracted to me, or were bored – one even took AND THEN DIALED phone calls while I was going down on him). But I will always remember “Mason” – he made my hour stretch into two and was so sensual. After he got me off (very enthusiastically) I assumed he’d be glad to hear me close the door on my way out, so I started to get up and leave, but he said “Don’t you want to see me cum?”

    This was, for my young self, a huge fantasy so I said “uh, okay” and he put on a show … it was so sexy and just as he was about to cum he obliged me by letting me know so I could kiss him long and hard; when he moaned in pleasure around my probing tongue it made me cum a second time. He was so handsome and sexy and sweet.

    I booked a second evening but had to cancel – as I was getting ready I got the word that my parents had been in a car accident (they were shaken up but not hurt) and I was racing to the hospital. Alas – he moved away after that or at least I never saw his ad in the Washington Blade again.


  10. Nicholas March 3rd, 2013 at 9:52 AM

    AngloAm, I don’t usually post on here but I have to say I loved hearing your experiences. It’s kinda sweet :) x


  11. Mike March 3rd, 2013 at 6:52 PM


    I feel bad that you never had the chance to experience Arpad Miklos. I was in love/lust with Arpad for years, but was intimidated by his physical size so I didn’t contact him. A few years later I called Arpad and offered him a “princely” sum to bottom for me (since I’m a top).

    Arpad bottomed for me on that ocassion and on several others. Arpad was an incredible bottom, great kisser and sucked like there was no tomorrow. Plus Arpad was a great conversationalist, as he was knowledgeable about many subjects.

    Arpad was a wonderful person and I will always miss him. RIP Arpad.



  12. Mark F. March 4th, 2013 at 10:12 PM

    I hired Allen Silver in San Francisco. Great experience, totally worth it.


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