HOOKER STORIES 2: WHAT’S YOUR ESCORT STORY?

Posted February 25, 2013 8:44 AM by with 13 comments

Am I the only one with hooker fantasies? The only one who’s dreamed of a chorus line of Rentboys? The only one who’s used the (now, sadly defunct) Craigslist adult for masturbation material?

NakedSword’s Hooker Stories 2 is ripped-from-the-blackbook stories of real escorts, but I’m curious about the client’s side. I want to hear your stories. Who have you hired? Was it a porn star? A craggy lot lizard? A handjob at the massage parlor? Was he as handsome as Kyle Quinn? My questions, your hooker stories, and Kyle Quinn’s quivering ass, after the jump.

QUESTIONS:
If you’ve never hired an escort, under what circumstances would you?
Is it appropriate to tip?
Do you pay before or after?
Have you ever run into them later at a dinner party?
Street hustler v Online: Is dirtier sexier?
Was it worth it?

MORE:
Hooker Stories 2: You Got Served

Mike

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13 responses to HOOKER STORIES 2: WHAT’S YOUR ESCORT STORY?

  1. Curt February 25th, 2013 at 9:32 AM

    I LOVE HOOKERS. But I only ever get them on special occasions aka when I have not gotten laid in a LONG time lol. Most of the time it has been fine because I know what I want but I only ever pay them the rate. I do find that Rentboy is a step up than Criaglist tho because there’s at least some record of them. With craigslist it could be a murderer.

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  2. Frederic February 25th, 2013 at 10:14 AM

    Since I’m past 40 I started to hire rentboys : it saves time and energy and the fun of cruising is sort of youth related. Anyway street hustlers have mostly disappeared in Europe so most of my guys come from gayromeo. I always pay AFTERWARDS and make sure what i want before.

    I’ve rented two boys who appeared in (European) movies and it was fun but they certainly weren’t better than the others. In a way I’m addicted to escorts because it’s so damn practical and i remember my grandma saying if you want love get yourself a dog….As long as i financially can afford it, it will be escorts. In most cases say 80% they deliver what i want. Europe still has a ‘whorehouse’ or ‘whoresauna’ in a city or two, i occasionally go there as well. In a way it’s still safer

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  3. Sandy Sandstone February 25th, 2013 at 11:03 AM

    The difference between hookers and porn is the difference between a CD and a live band. On a day to day, you take the recording. But when you can, see them live. One is not a replacement for the others.

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  4. Asher February 25th, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    I’m addicted to hiring rentboys. I’ve hired at least 100 over the last 10 years.

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  5. JackBear February 25th, 2013 at 4:05 PM

    I went through a period (mid- to late ’90s) where I was traveling to L.A. a lot and got the idea to rent some porn stars. Over the next few years I had several of them, including Chad Connors, Christian Fox, Rob Cryston, Kyle McKenna, Rod Barry and Haus Weston (some big names from that period). Generally I had some really good experiences. Of all of them, the sex was best with Rob Cryston. What an animal, and I say that in a good way! … I missed out on a few that I really wanted, especially Danny Sommers and Dean Phoenix. *sigh* … I also tried some street hustlers on Santa Monica Blvd. I knew it was dangerous and probably stupid, but it was the danger and sleaze factor that made it more exciting — and, luckily, I never had a bad experience, other than one of them stole an expensive fountain pen while I wasn’t looking!

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    • fred March 1st, 2013 at 12:37 PM

      Hi, I d like to know how it was with Kyle McKenna,I know he tragically passed away, he was fascinating me. Do u have more details?

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  6. mitch February 26th, 2013 at 12:16 AM

    wow rob cryton the luv of my youth!
    I wanna hire pornstars too but u can hardly find them on any listing except mmr forest’s and i don’t want to pay HER, wanna hire angelo marconi, eddie diaz, roman heart, baby star….but i have no clue where to start, can anyone help????????????

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  7. HOT HOT February 26th, 2013 at 1:29 AM

    WOW!!! I LOVE THAT ASS!!

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  8. DJ February 26th, 2013 at 4:49 AM

    My Escort story never happened and now that Arpad is dead it never will. I spoke with him on the phone to discuss getting together and since both of us are tops, well I wasn’t sure if I’d be fully satisfied. Now I’d give anything to feel his big muscular hairy body against mine. Love You Arpad!

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  9. AngloAm February 28th, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    I am not the handsomest gent in the world so I used to hire guys fairly often. Normally the experiences were pretty grim (either they didn’t hide that they were not attracted to me, or were bored – one even took AND THEN DIALED phone calls while I was going down on him). But I will always remember “Mason” – he made my hour stretch into two and was so sensual. After he got me off (very enthusiastically) I assumed he’d be glad to hear me close the door on my way out, so I started to get up and leave, but he said “Don’t you want to see me cum?”

    This was, for my young self, a huge fantasy so I said “uh, okay” and he put on a show … it was so sexy and just as he was about to cum he obliged me by letting me know so I could kiss him long and hard; when he moaned in pleasure around my probing tongue it made me cum a second time. He was so handsome and sexy and sweet.

    I booked a second evening but had to cancel – as I was getting ready I got the word that my parents had been in a car accident (they were shaken up but not hurt) and I was racing to the hospital. Alas – he moved away after that or at least I never saw his ad in the Washington Blade again.

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  10. Nicholas March 3rd, 2013 at 9:52 AM

    AngloAm, I don’t usually post on here but I have to say I loved hearing your experiences. It’s kinda sweet :) x

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  11. Mike March 3rd, 2013 at 6:52 PM

    DJ:

    I feel bad that you never had the chance to experience Arpad Miklos. I was in love/lust with Arpad for years, but was intimidated by his physical size so I didn’t contact him. A few years later I called Arpad and offered him a “princely” sum to bottom for me (since I’m a top).

    Arpad bottomed for me on that ocassion and on several others. Arpad was an incredible bottom, great kisser and sucked like there was no tomorrow. Plus Arpad was a great conversationalist, as he was knowledgeable about many subjects.

    Arpad was a wonderful person and I will always miss him. RIP Arpad.

    Mike

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  12. Mark F. March 4th, 2013 at 10:12 PM

    I hired Allen Silver in San Francisco. Great experience, totally worth it.

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