Erik Rhodes in Afterparty: Finally, An Accurate Gay Porn Boxcover

Posted June 10, 2008 7:33 PM by with 12 comments


I can’t really get enough of this box cover, partly because I think Erik Rhodes should have won the hottest cock award at the Grabbys, and partly because he looks like a real person.

Normally, I’m fine with fantasy (especially when a “warts and all” approach includes actual warts), but in the post-MySpace era, why sell me an Erik Rhodes fantasy where he is supposed to be my driver or a college counselor? Here’s an Erik fantasy I can get behind — handsome, hungover, a little ragged, and a little hairy. Generally, my morning afters look a little more strung out and stubbly than a boxcover mannequins anyway. So while Erik is currently marooned in Vegas celebrating his birthday (or celebrating the fact that he won’t have to eat strangers’ cum anymore), we’re toasting to a boxcover that matches our life.

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12 responses to Erik Rhodes in Afterparty: Finally, An Accurate Gay Porn Boxcover

  1. hairycheststud3 June 10th, 2008 at 8:22 PM

    What’s with the chest hair stubble? I just don’t get this look. What’s the purpose of chest hair stubble? I’ve had enough with the perfectly manicured chin stubble. But more dudes are doing the chest hair stubble – enough to show they can grow hair but not enough to disturb the musculature, I guess. I think it looks ridiculous. If you’re going to shave, keep it smooth. If you want chest hair, trim it just a bit. Having said all of that, I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed with that cock looking so tasty!


  2. Jayden June 10th, 2008 at 8:26 PM

    Another xxx actor tnat should just go away..stating to look like those familiar steroid freaks..ugh!!


  3. Ass Freak June 11th, 2008 at 2:40 AM

    ur 100 % entitled to ur tastes. Erik doesn’t really do much for me though..too many steroids


  4. Will June 11th, 2008 at 5:14 AM

    You’ve got some nerve, or should I say balls, to dare to diss Diesel by suggesting he didn’t deserve his Hottest Cock Grabby. Nice knowing you.


  5. Ouch June 11th, 2008 at 6:21 AM


    Back to Ms. Rhodes. Foul, foul, foul. He should embrace his inner cum-pig and lay off the steroids.
    Did I say foul?


  6. Simon June 11th, 2008 at 11:14 AM

    Good grief, he looks deformed! That hump on his back (I know, its his bulging muscles) and the way his face looks off-center from his head… definitely after-partying, or something.


  7. Gfunk June 11th, 2008 at 3:28 PM

    Sure, he looks like a real person to the extent that a human can resemble an ox.


  8. Sean June 12th, 2008 at 7:29 AM

    Isn’t this same guy in every movie?


  9. EuroboyFilms June 13th, 2008 at 4:16 AM

    I think he looks hot in that pic. His cock looks amazing like that, partly hidden, half-hard… yum


  10. Anonymous June 14th, 2008 at 8:58 PM

    OK. Some of you guys can be cruel sons of b—— or the moon is in cunty this week???

    I have had my share of digs on this site too so its par for the course if you put yourself out there? and I doubt Erik gives a shit either way which is why I love him…

    So to be contrary: Erik Rhodes is a legend…. what I dream of every night. Maybe he’ll finally discipline me when I am in New York next week.

    Given you love hot fucker…

    Steve Cruz


  11. lorenzo June 15th, 2008 at 7:14 PM

    I just wanna fuck him and suck that big cock all night long and his body its so hott


  12. adam June 20th, 2008 at 8:16 PM

    I think this write is appropriate. It is what “Erik”/James has been writing in his posted blog. Steve Cruz thinks he is a legend… of or in what? He is good looking and I’m sure there is an interesting creative person there, but he needs to over come some issues.


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