Eminem Naked, Nude, without clothes, in the buff, sans v�tements

Posted September 17, 2004 6:51 PM by with 72 comments

Love him or hate him, you have to admit that Marshall’s got the cutest l’il muffin ass. He may call himself “slim shady,” but he def. has some junk in the trunk. (Sorry, I’m hungover, that’s the best I could come up with.)

Jack


Guess who’s back? Back again. Shady’s back. Tell a friend.

Nice job, Jacque! I’ve been after that fine ass for years …Guess who’s back? (Back again!) Shady’s back. Tell a friend.

Nice job, Jacque! I’ve been after that fine ass for years. I have dreams of pullin’ his head back and turning “My Name Is…” from a pop-rap into nasty talk.

Eminem’s gay tendencies are SO HOT. And lest we forget that well-reasoned and impassioned plea “If we can hump dead animals then there’s no reason a man and another man can’t elope!” not to mention his gay-friendly if style and taste deprived taxi dance with Elton John. Oh and mixed message of his gay stalker/Dido-ated hit “Stan.”

Marshall Mathers may not have a sex tape out yet, but give it time. I’m gonna have to rub out one to my favorite white homeboy Stonie. At least his carpet matches the drapes.

Click here for free naked Eminem image gallery

Mike

72 responses to Eminem Naked, Nude, without clothes, in the buff, sans v�tements

  1. jaY October 12th, 2004 at 2:42 PM

    HES HOT

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  2. annie October 13th, 2004 at 3:45 PM

    i love eminem i wanna see eminem ass and d***

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  3. Jhon Martines October 15th, 2004 at 6:42 PM

    i wanna see his ass and dick

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  4. hard j October 17th, 2004 at 2:47 AM

    I wanna get fucked by him. I can image being soaked by his cum. Yum! fine ass, where is his huge hung cock?

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  5. baby.t. October 23rd, 2004 at 8:20 AM

    i wanna get fucked by eminems big cock. i wanna see it for real and not on a video. let me give him head

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  6. sean-a October 30th, 2004 at 10:06 AM

    omfg that ass is so fucking sexy i wanna fuck it all night long for the rest of my life, good job on the pic i been wantin to get a peek at that for years.

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  7. andy November 2nd, 2004 at 9:56 PM

    i would love to f*** eminem honestly his tight little ass would feel so nice on my dick, i think eminem has a gay side in him thats dyin to get out and i wish i was there when it does

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  8. Anonymous April 24th, 2005 at 9:42 AM

    i love gay porn its makes me tingle

    Reply

  9. Tj May 5th, 2005 at 5:51 PM

    Does anyone know where I can find any pic of M&M’s cock? I too would love to get my ass fucked by that hot motherfucker!!!!!!!

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  10. Blair N June 8th, 2005 at 4:01 PM

    If you Have Pics of eminem s Cock please email them to me

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  11. eze June 12th, 2005 at 12:27 PM

    i wanna see his cock it would feel so gud on my ass and in my mouth

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  12. iHATEgayFAGGOTS June 16th, 2005 at 5:30 PM

    FUCK U FAGS EMINEM IS HELL ASS STR8 HE WUD NEVER FUCK OR EVEN LOOK AT ANY OF U GAY FAG ASS BITCHES HE EVEN MADE A SONG MAKING FUN OF GAYS SO FUCK YA ALL OF YALL WHO WANNA GET FUCKED BY HIM OR ANY OTHER SEXUAL THING FUCK

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  13. justme July 4th, 2005 at 11:24 AM

    I WANNA SUCK HIM

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  14. B July 6th, 2005 at 1:49 PM

    omg show hiz dick if he has one

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  15. Jakob July 7th, 2005 at 10:03 AM

    what about the front pics?

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  16. Michael August 24th, 2005 at 6:07 AM

    Has any one got pics of any famous lad nackrd so ican see ther cocks especially eminems

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  17. dAN August 24th, 2005 at 8:21 AM

    I wann see his fuckin dick and all the hair on it

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  18. SGT Bitchslap August 26th, 2005 at 4:05 PM

    Sorry guys, he’ll be the first to tell you he’s hung like a hamster. Google it.

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  19. Anonymous August 29th, 2005 at 2:26 PM

    i hear he was like 6 or 6.5inches and kinda thick

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  20. EminemFan September 6th, 2005 at 2:16 AM

    I have 2 frontal nude pic of eminem where you can see his dick

    but i don’t know if they are real or fake
    but this doesn’t matter for me, because this pic’s are hotttt

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  21. koe September 19th, 2005 at 9:10 PM

    i want to FUCK eminem so bad he makes me feel so horney i marsterbate myself thinking of him HE’S JUST FUCKING HOT I WANT TO SEE HIS COCK/PENIS/DICK/LITTLE MAN/JONSON I DOUTGHT IS LITTLE SO I SHOULD SAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAN BUT I LIKE COCK AND PENIS THE MOST OH YEAH IM GETTING HORNEY AND IT FELLS SO GOD DAMN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I JUST WANT TO PUT HIS COCK IN MY MOUTH OH OH OH OH OH OH YES IM HORNEY

    Reply

  22. Shaun September 27th, 2005 at 1:48 PM

    I think eminem is so cute i can juse imagine his cock in bettween my cheeks and swallowing his cum

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  23. kiko September 27th, 2005 at 2:15 PM

    i would luv to rim Eminem’s tight ass. yummy!!!

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  24. person05 October 2nd, 2005 at 11:22 PM

    his sexy ass would never bu fu**in gay you all should know better he’s to damn hott to be gay i have loved<3 him for years its about time they show that sexy ass of his...yum...just think about is d***..thats even yummyer<3

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  25. Josie Taylor October 8th, 2005 at 10:13 PM

    Damn! Eminem is a fucking hot bitch. did you c his fuckin dick. its huge imean its longer than an elephants trunk.

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  26. sal October 21st, 2005 at 3:47 PM

    please mail the pic u have of eminem

    x
    x
    x
    x

    and ill send the one i have of JT

    ps dont know if that real either!

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  27. Anonymous October 27th, 2005 at 7:56 PM

    dude put it away

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  28. sexy October 30th, 2005 at 1:22 PM

    god y didn’t they show his front d***, it must be huge..

    Reply

  29. gayfucker December 18th, 2005 at 11:07 AM

    hes so hot i want his cum on my face

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  30. hornyguy December 22nd, 2005 at 8:49 AM

    Em is so damn fine i wana see that huge dick he got

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  31. jjjjjjj December 22nd, 2005 at 7:56 PM

    does anyone know where i can get a pic of his cock?

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  32. Anonymous January 6th, 2006 at 10:39 AM

    fuk plz we all want a bit of eminem cok

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  33. Anonymous January 17th, 2006 at 1:41 PM

    Eminem is so fucking hott. I just want him to fuck me so hard. I love has butt and his dick, it’so juicy and thick! I also love Marky Mark’s dick.

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  34. Mandeigh January 17th, 2006 at 11:02 PM

    fuck yall. eminem is straight and he would never even fuckin’ talk to a fag if he knew you wanted to fuck him.

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  35. fuckyallhesmine January 18th, 2006 at 5:16 PM

    fuck yall hes mine cause i know him, hes my cousins best friends brother
    hahahaha
    so fuck yall

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  36. Anonymous January 19th, 2006 at 9:36 AM

    i so wanna see his huge cock. i wanna get fucked by him so hard.

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  37. . January 24th, 2006 at 11:59 AM

    fuck wut i would do to him would make his haed spin!

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  38. hetty January 24th, 2006 at 3:11 PM

    I would really like to see these pics of his cock everyone keeps talking about however through all my efforts I cannot not find even 1. Could someone please post where to find these pics or post a link to them. Thank You.

    Reply

  39. kara January 30th, 2006 at 10:01 PM

    I love eminem i think his cute his all mine i would so like to suck his cock so hard till he cums

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  40. MiamiMeat January 31st, 2006 at 2:52 AM

    (see June 2005)
    When I take my man rod outta Em,
    I’m gonna wipe it all over “I hate gay faggots”. They both want it really bad.
    I’ll probably have to take a poundin from Marshall, too. I can live wit dat.
    Then we’ll fire up a blunt and take turns with what’s in our mouths. Then we can bend “I hate gay faggots” over my old skool Impala and treat him like the tiny dicked Beeyatch that we all know he is. Kim can either hold the cam
    or join in for lessons, I’ll share.

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  41. crystal February 1st, 2006 at 11:46 AM

    EM IS ONLY MINE YALL.I HAD HIM IN BED LAST NIGHT!DANM HES GOOOOOOOOOOOOD IN BED.HIS DICK IS BIGGER THAN A GIRAFFS LEG.THAT MOTHA FUCKER COULD REALLY WORK IT.2 BAD NONE OF U CAN HAVE HIM CUZ IM HIS LOVER ON THE SIDE BESIDES KIM, KIM IS A HUGE BITCH..EM TOLD ME SHE SUCKS IN BED.HE SAID IM BETTER THAN ANYBODY HES EVER MET.

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  42. Anonymous February 7th, 2006 at 3:53 AM

    im not gay but i think eminem iz hotttttttttttttt

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  43. emluv February 20th, 2006 at 1:34 PM

    mother damn he is so fucking hot. i want to suck his cock dry. he can shoot his load right into the back of my mouth. mmmmm, yummy

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  44. bebe February 23rd, 2006 at 12:18 PM

    i want ro ram his tight lil ass so hard. then suck his fat hairy cock.
    i’d never stop//

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  45. david March 4th, 2006 at 1:47 AM

    iiiiiiiiiii think he is so fine. i want 2 bite into his ass…………. ooooooo if i ever got 2 meet him i would fuck him right on stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  46. Anonymous March 24th, 2006 at 7:15 PM

    Dude im a girl i am Strait…He is so HOTT@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@he h8s gays so fuck yall

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  47. Gay Boy March 29th, 2006 at 12:39 PM

    Fucking Hell Eminem is hot!!!
    Wouldn’t you just love 2 sick ur dick up that!!!

    ummmmmmmmmm i think i’ll have a wank now!!!

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  48. Gay Boy April 11th, 2006 at 5:28 AM

    LOOK AT MY PIC OF EMINEM BENDING OVER AND SHOWING HIS ASS!!!

    CLICK ON MY NAME BELOW!!!

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  49. Danni April 17th, 2006 at 2:05 PM

    I want to lick that hot ass hole

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  50. nah April 29th, 2006 at 4:28 AM

    emimen is not gay erwwww nasty people

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  51. Jordan May 2nd, 2006 at 10:43 PM

    He is So cute and I love his Music and his ass!

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  52. omg May 3rd, 2006 at 10:58 AM

    that arse mmm i wna fuck him hard

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  53. Frank May 4th, 2006 at 3:13 AM

    Have you seen any other pics of his hot dick and great ass?

    Reply

  54. hick May 6th, 2006 at 4:00 AM

    im hot wanna cock

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  55. bleech May 22nd, 2006 at 11:17 AM

    Eminem..he make me so sick..Lack of his educate to people..a real dorky looking.

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  56. Anonymous June 12th, 2006 at 2:01 AM

    man i wanna fuck him all night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  57. Gay Horny Nice Arse November 23rd, 2006 at 2:29 PM

    Omg Where the fuck is his dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but what an arse my oh my i just wanna shuve my cock right up there and be covered in his cum…. “yum yum”

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  58. MAN2MAN January 11th, 2007 at 3:29 PM

    I WOULD LOVE TO DO THIS FINE PICE OF A**!HE COULD BLOW ME ALL NIGHT LONG,AND AFTER THAT I WOULD NOT MINE TO SUCK ON HIS BIG THICH MAN MIC.WHILE HE BLOWS HIS WARM LOAD OF CUM ON HIS OWN NUTTS AND ABS FOR ME TO LICK OFF!THEN FOLLOW UP WITH A HOT 69 DICK TO DICK SUCK.ID RIM HIM!!OH OH IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO FEEL HIS THROBING MAN HOOD IN ME WHILE I SCREAM HIS NAME!!!OH SHADY!!!!!!

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  59. MAN2MAN January 14th, 2007 at 11:35 AM

    I WANA SUCK HIS HUGE COCK!!JUST THINK HOW HARD IT WOULD BE!MAN HE IS SOOOO HOTT!!!!I KNOW HE HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED.I WOULD LOVE FOR HIM TO SHOW ME AND SUCK MY DICK,AND I’LL SUCK HIS HUGE HORSW COCK!!OH AND THE FEELING OF HIM SLIDING IT IN….OOHHHHHH MAN I LOVE COCK!!!!

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  60. valerius102 February 16th, 2007 at 1:10 PM

    Damn i want to fuck that ass so hard

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  61. ashley April 13th, 2007 at 8:40 AM

    i wood soooo like to give him a blowjob and just let that dick fly right in me

    Reply

  62. dkop June 2nd, 2007 at 5:50 PM

    Eminem should do naked fromtal shots, he probably has a big dick

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  63. abe June 22nd, 2007 at 7:48 AM

    I just wanna say that all da bitches who are hatin’ against bi’s or gay’s are nuthin’ but trash because they don’t wanna come out of their closets. They know better that Eminem wants to fuck men, and it happens that he wants to fuck me. So next I would to see a pic of Em’s ass and more of his cock.

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  64. shadygal February 24th, 2008 at 6:48 AM

    I’m a girl and I think eminem is really hot but all you gays are fucking crazy!
    Eminem isn’t gay! And he won’t wanna fuck anyone off of this site! He can get any girl he wants so why would he wanna even touch a girl on this site let alone a man! That’s fucking crazy! I’ll like to see that happen! It’s like a 1 in a trillion gazillion chance, cause Em’s like the straightest guy you can find! God! Get it into your thick gay skulls already!

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  65. Anonymous March 24th, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    Wow. U ppl r shallow… Not to mention perverts

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  66. gay man April 14th, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    send me some pics of his cock…

    Reply

  67. ko May 27th, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    omg, eminems hot but i want joe jonas and zac efron. whenever i see them my dick ges so hard. i masturbate to thoughts of touching their huge hairy cocks and fingering and licking their haiery asshole and balls!!!mmm…yum!!

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  68. Anonymous July 4th, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    I wwanna suc k eminem off all day and night I wanna see his dick ill cut my dick offf to see his just one time

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  69. Hotdude April 26th, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    Eminem is so hot. I wish I can see him for real and take him home with me andbket him fuck me all night o don’t care if he cums in me I’d want him to he the hottest guy ever

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  70. Angelica September 17th, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    Eminem is so fucking hot i would love to have his huge cock tear my little virgin pussy apart. I would totally loose my virginity to him ive loved since i was 4 so yall niggas need to back of cuz he mine bitches

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  71. Slimshadyzbaby January 2nd, 2012 at 5:31 AM

    All u bitchez shut up cuz I already made him mine I feel his warm cum in my pussy all the time and scream his name ;)

    Ps. He isn’t fuckin gay!!! Wtf wrong wit u crazy ass bitchez??

    Luv u baby =)

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  72. mikey May 19th, 2017 at 9:38 AM

    if he only knew how good I suck cock and eat ass…….he’d never want to leave.

    Reply

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