ALIEN DONATO REYES HAS COME TO TAKE OUR TOPS
Have you popped a chubby listening to War of the Worlds? Have you jerked off imagining an anal probe? Have you written bad slash-fiction about Men in Black, or god-forbid, ET? Do you find that Katy Perry song erotic? Well, sicko, you’re in luck. Madrid-based Staghomme forewent Thanksgiving this year to release a ketamine-flavored porno about an alien visitor (Donato Reyes) who comes to earth to experiment on Staghomme’s Goran, only to have the tables turned.
SPOILER ALERT: Aliens are secretly bottoms. Handsome, handsome bottoms.
Of course, this isn’t the first time that a Donato Reyes and Goran in The Visit (via Staghomme)
(Strangely, aside from Logan McCree’s similarly titled, “The Visitor,” and Thor’s 1997 “Invaders from Uranus,” I’m having trouble remembering all the alien probe-porn. What am I forgetting?)