CREAMED CORN: THE WORST THANKSGIVING PORN EVER?

Posted November 23, 2012 9:13 AM by with 0 comments

There are fewer holidays less conducive to sex than Thanksgiving, but that doesn’t mean the studios haven’t tried. My contender for the worst? Butthole Buffet. The worst Thankgiving themed porn ever — as well as a few reasons to be thankful, after the jump …

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Butthole Buffet: Thanksgiving Sex
Carrots in my Ass

Forget, for a second, that they’re doing an amazing 69 on kitchen island. Look in the foreground. See those carrots? Well, they’re not the half of it. In fact, they’re only the mirepoix. Later, one of the boys is stuffed — with actual Stovetop stuffing. Do you know what stuffing looks like coming out of an ass? Let’s just say there’s nothing less appetizing. (Speak of which, if you’re looking for something for which to be Thankful this year, give thanks that I didn’t re-post this 2007 pic of Jack Ryan fucking a bird at mr. Pam’s sex loft.)

And leave it to the the orphan bros at Fraternity X to get into trouble with a turkey baster.

Of course, if wearing a pilgrim hat and stuffing the turkey is getting you your jollies, there is a solution. Several. In fact, Hot House, Falcon, and Colt are all running 50% off sales for the holiday. As is Bound Jocks and … for those who can fit their fist inside the bird:

MORE:
Butthole Buffet (via Channel 1 Releasing)
The Bro Thanksgiving (via Fraternity X)

Mike

Related:
Gay Thanksgiving: Extra Stuffing at Tim Tales
Mr. Pam’s Gay Porn Skanksgiving

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