GAY PORN TUBE: CHRIS ROCKWAY’S UNCONVENTIONAL HANGOVER CURE

My February birthday wishes for Randy Blue were as premature as a straight man’s ejaculate. Or he’s lying about his age. Either way, he’s celebrating his first decade in the business by getting Chris Rockway drunk and seeing if he could get him to put out that melon ass. He promised he would — and now the bill’s come due.

A sore-assed Rockway — with Austin Wolf and Jordan Levine — after the jump …

This is nice and all, but it leads me to an important question. If you had Chris Rockway at your disposal — and it was your birthday and you had to choose —would go for for the pole or the hole? Choices outlined below:

Pole? Hole? Pole? Hole? Pole? Hole? This one of those things that convinces me I’m not lying when I put “vers” on a profile. More …

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