YOU DON’T CALL IN SICK TO A CHRIS ROCKWAY SHOOT!
Who the hell would cancel a shoot with Chris Rockway? If I had a shoot planned with Chris Rockway, I’d literally lock away my computer and phone, lest someone steal my identity, until the glorious date. But according to Randy Blue, some idiot — I have some ideas, too — wasn’t able to make his shoot with Rockway and THEY GOT SOMEONE TO FILL IN. This isn’t a shift at Wendy’s, this is Chris Rockway INSIDE you. You don’t call in sick.
On the other hand, Antonio here must have felt like he’d just come out of Kate Middleton when he heard the good news.
I always think of Chris Rockway as the good witch version of Leo Giamani (who I maybe lusted after harder). Leo always seemed a little wilder, a little less put together, a little more out there, a tumbling boulder that you don’t move for. Rockway was cleaner — Maddy Fergeson to Giamani’s Laura Palmer. I still miss Leo, but man — is Chris Rockway fine piece of ass …