TwitPic Becomes Z-List Celeb Answer To Actual Sex Tape

Posted July 16, 2009 1:42 AM by with 0 comments

Just a few days after Michael Stipe and friend (below left and middle) leaked semi-scandalous self-pics on, and some serious Z-list celebs have been trying to drum up some publicity in his wake.


No sooner than super-faggy O-Town alum Ashley Parker Angel (above, right) twittered some shirtless pics of himself earlier today, the *actual* Souljah Boy Tell ‘Em (not merely a simulacrum like last time ) had to one-up him by tweeting a pic of his seemingly large hard-on bulge peeking through his Hanes Her Way:


(Source: Tabloid Prodigy)But then to top both in obscurity and nudity would be these leaked cockshots which vaguely resemble John Byrne, the host of the Dirty Dancing Official Dance Workout (which angry Tween reviewers on Amazon lament for being “nothing like the movie” and “very cheesy”):


Is it really him? If it was, would it matter? Either way, he’s kinda cute, right?

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No responses to TwitPic Becomes Z-List Celeb Answer To Actual Sex Tape

  1. Slither July 18th, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Dude, that’s not John Byrne


  2. Jim Gardner July 19th, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    damn ashley angel parker is fucking hot as hell. he is really toned now.


  3. mane July 28th, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    damn souljaboy you got a sexy body and bog long dick to match it


  4. Anonymous August 19th, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    Soulja boy next time you go hard, take it all off.


  5. Anonymous February 28th, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    i want to suck soulja boy off sooo bad


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