A Gay Porn Toy Story

Posted October 28, 2004 8:42 AM by with 0 comments

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When Chi Chi LaRue releases her new gay porn Bolt this weekend, she’ll be shipping more than a DVD — the Bolt Director’s Cut Hardware Pack comes complete and 8 1/2 inch long chrome Bolt dildo. So you get three DVDs to jam in your hard drive, and one think stud to jam in your ass. The perfect coupling, no?

Rob Romoni screened BOLT for us when we were in LA. Actually we watched the three disk mega porn while he got stuffed in the room next to us by hung and very horny Cameron Fox. Ms. LaRue and rugged Chris Steele create a world ruled by force, Draconian even by standards of the Bush Administration. Zak Spears runs the futuristic machine-filled factory. Sexy Rascal Exclusive Johnny Hazzard leads the insurgents. The Wet Palms crew was rivited to the set, watching Rob, Gus Mattox, Rod Barry and Zak Spears (whose fingers alone are the size of lesser men’s cocks) spit, slurp and piss there way into freedom (of course, freedom = slavery in LaRue’s Orwellian factory — but that seems to suit the kids just fine. Star of the show is Tag Adams, piss-queen superstar who’s submits to an all out pig-fest, exceptional even for an ultra-bottom.

We look forward to getting our new chrome dildo — and we’re sure that it’s going to lead to some pretty awkward moments at airline check in’s across the country. Someone alert Reuters.

Mike

No responses to A Gay Porn Toy Story

  1. craigg October 28th, 2004 at 3:03 PM

    I LOVE ROB ROMONI.

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  2. martin October 28th, 2004 at 11:32 PM

    I really think Rob Romoni is the hottest man working in porn (gay OR straight for that matter!).

    GO ROB!

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  3. Hyppo October 29th, 2004 at 10:26 AM

    This is a confusing release – so many options and too many choices – which one does one buy?

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  4. Mike October 29th, 2004 at 12:04 PM

    Generally, I think you’re supposed to buy the more expensive one. I believe that they’re releasing a whole line of BOLT dildos, in case you just want to take your porn anally.

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  5. robromoni October 31st, 2004 at 2:39 PM

    THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR YOUR COMMENTS IT ACTUALLY MEANS ALOT TO ME. I REALLY TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK AND WHEN ITS WELL RECEIVED IT REALLY MAKES MY DAY. I REALLY HOPE YOU DO BUY “BOLT” WORKING ON THAT PROJECT WAS AMAZING IT REALLY GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO WORK WITH SOME INCREDIBLE PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY. WELL, WITH FINGERS CROSSED MAYBE THERE WILL BE ‘BOLT 2’

    ALL MY BEST AS ALWAYS

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  6. barbear November 8th, 2004 at 4:25 AM

    Hello!

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  7. Bruce January 23rd, 2006 at 9:03 PM

    student

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