THE PORN WRITE-IN VOTE: BLUE ALLEY STUDIOS*

Posted November 6, 2012 12:56 PM by with 0 comments

… If only because they’ve visited more swing states than either candidate: Columbus to St. Pete, Charlotte to Las Vegas. Except rather than donuts and platitudes, Blue Alley has brought cum-hungry college drop outs to drain the local male population. If Obama really wants to win over GOProud, he might considering hiring a few of these door knockers.

*No hate mail, please. We’re actually voting for Obama.

Blue Alley’s victory party invitations, after the jump …

 
 
 
 
 

Red or blew?

Wilton Manors Cum

Tampa St. Pete Cum

Miami Dade Cum

Detroit Cum

Reno Cum

Minneapolis Cum

Charlotte Cum

Madison Cum

(and unlike the candidates, they courted into plenty of states that don’t normally swing)

Mike

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