THE PORN WRITE-IN VOTE: BLUE ALLEY STUDIOS*
… If only because they’ve visited more swing states than either candidate: Columbus to St. Pete, Charlotte to Las Vegas. Except rather than donuts and platitudes, Blue Alley has brought cum-hungry college drop outs to drain the local male population. If Obama really wants to win over GOProud, he might considering hiring a few of these door knockers.
*No hate mail, please. We’re actually voting for Obama.
Blue Alley’s victory party invitations, after the jump …
Red or blew?