Ben Jakks: NakedSwordsman 2005

Posted January 26, 2005 8:33 AM by with 0 comments announced today that it has selected Titan Man (and artcore porn-oneer) Ben Jakks as it’s NakedSwordsman for the coming year. Jakks, a handsome and hung Brit who once starred in the controversial Bruce LaBruce film Skin Gang (under the name Bastian Eade), is Titan Media’s hottest commodity since the retirement of Dred Scott.

Scott, Jakk’s muscular and multi-racial predecessor, was also in the running for NakedSwordsman, as were such disparate types as Latin lover Diego De LaHoya, soap star Jason Ridge and Dean Phoenix. Jakks replaces last year’s trophy boy, Marcus Iron and with four new movies due out this year, will definately fill the shoes (or perhaps condom) of his green-eyed predecessor.


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  1. Sammy January 27th, 2005 at 8:54 AM

    Disappointing, I’m sorry. I was really hoping Dean Phoenix would win. :(


  2. strongarm January 27th, 2005 at 12:44 PM

    dean phoenix is fuckin’ gorgeous. his cock just screams, “cum, sit on me”


  3. JR January 28th, 2005 at 3:47 PM

    I’m really surprised by this outcome. On the last voting day, Diego de la Hoya was ahead of his competitors by several thousands.


  4. Mike January 28th, 2005 at 6:41 PM

    I agree with you, JR — I think Diego De LaHoya is the hottest. And that’s not just because he once told me I made his nipples smile.

    Maybe we should secede and pronounce Diego the Gay Porn Blog Man of the Year …


  5. Anonymous January 28th, 2005 at 7:06 PM

    I agree with the last comments. While Ben Jakks is certainly easy on the eyes and I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, I think Diego De LaHoya and/or Dean Phoenix would have made more appropriate Naked Swordsmen, although I wouldn’t have minded my favorite, Adam Dexter, winning either.

    Particularly after marcus iron, this seems all a little anticlimactic


  6. Mike January 28th, 2005 at 7:56 PM

    You have to admit, Marcus Iron is a tough hole to fill. But if the essays we got are any indicator, everyone seemed to have there own ideas about who should be NakedSwordsman. Speaking of which, I should prolly get to publishing those.


  7. Sammy January 29th, 2005 at 1:36 PM

    Too bad… I agree with all of you. What happened here? I think Diego is delicious and he did have a higher number of points, as did Dean. What gives?


  8. shyone January 29th, 2005 at 3:01 PM

    oh, the injustices why don’t you just give him another award.


  9. RiveaGauche1999 February 21st, 2005 at 8:27 PM

    i’m glad ben won, my goodness all of you are such haters, ben won and that’s that.


  10. RiveaGauche1999 February 21st, 2005 at 8:34 PM

    I disagree with all of you, the fact is that none of them won, BEN won so get over it, my goodness, this guy won for a reason so there’s nothing you can do about it.


  11. Dave March 15th, 2005 at 7:45 PM

    I agree with JR. On the night when the voting closed Diego de la Hoya was ahead by thousands of votes. Why bother fans with a pseudo-democratic voting process if in the end the voices of the fans would not be heard?

    We all may our favorite star, but the majority vote should have won.


  12. Jt March 25th, 2005 at 10:36 PM

    Diego by far should have won! With that sexy body and balls that scream to be sucked, there is no competition.


  13. kostassid April 9th, 2005 at 11:13 AM

    really nice


  14. BENFAN_#1fan July 13th, 2005 at 9:25 PM

    I think Ben is hot and he’s very good in every movie he’s been on.. I applaud him on his actions and his BODY! Keep up the good work BEN..Your #1 in my book and ya truly devoted fan



  15. ronnie smith November 1st, 2007 at 12:30 AM

    you are so sexy in that picture


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