Baby? Daddy? The 2010 Porn Star-Baby Name Connection Exposed!

Posted December 3, 2010 12:12 PM by with 10 comments

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Are parents taking their baby name cues from porn stars? Or is it the other way around? The Top 10 Baby Names of 2010 were released today, and the roster for boy names reads like a weekend at Randy Blue’s house. This is a sick world, and I’m praying that I never log on to Sean Cody and see someone named Trig.

The 2010 Baby Name List, as illustrated by the Hottest Porn Stars of Today, after the jump.
1. Aiden

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2. Jacob

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3. Jackson

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4. Ethan

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5. Jayden

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6. Noah

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7. Logan

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8. Cayden
(also, Caden)

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9. Lucas

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10. Liam

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Sadly, I don’t think I could get away with calling my kid Staghomme, or Lil’ NakedSword. If you named your kid after your favorite porn star, what would it be?

Mike

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10 responses to Baby? Daddy? The 2010 Porn Star-Baby Name Connection Exposed!

  1. Dan December 3rd, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    I already named my dog Damien-

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  2. Harvey December 3rd, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    Chris, Leo or Dallas

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  3. Alban December 3rd, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    I wish triplets:
    1- Brad (Patton)
    2- Colby (Taylor)
    3- Roman (Heart)

    or
    Malachi (Marx), Leo (Giammani) and Brent (Corrigan)

    or Rafael (Carreras) & Rafael (Alencar) and Brad Star,
    or xxx, or xxx, or xxx

    Reply

  4. Adam December 3rd, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    Could you have possibly found a more hysterical picture of Cayden? Haha!

    I want to name my son after Randy Blue’s Braden.

    Reply

  5. J December 3rd, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    It’s because people changing their names, or choosing a fake names, are picking popular birth names from the current year because they sound fashionable. Trans-men tend to choose these names too, although some research the most popular names from their year of birth so they can choose a less conspicuous one.

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  6. Sean December 4th, 2010 at 6:41 AM

    I know way to many Logan’s.

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  7. Angie Weathersby December 4th, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    I guess it would be Diesel Logan McFabulous.

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  8. tom December 5th, 2010 at 6:15 AM

    I’d just like to “know” Logan. (evil grin)

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  9. Anonymous December 5th, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    how do u make a baby when u just screw somebody’s ass?

    Reply

  10. Greg November 21st, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    In my heaven u live forever. say goodbye to those who oppose

    Reply

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