Attack of the Gay Porn Music Video
Two new gay-porn-eque YouTube clips have me moist as a snack cake. First, a music video for the official theme song to Falcon’s Velvet Mafia is, like, actually really terrific:
Second, another clip of my #1 porn crush, Johnny Hazzard, doin’ a little dance. Can’t say I’m a huge fan of the song, but, man, who knew lil Johnny could shimmy like that? He makes me want to lick the monitor. Did I just say that out loud?