Even though I'm a wimp, Kink.com manages to turn me out more often than I'd let on. I swear -- most of the time I just go to see what the perverts come up with ... and then end up buying some scene because there's a big dick, dirty talk and a cage. I don't have anything particular for the Hellraiser aethetic or Dark Age torture chambers, but I swear -- sometimes the sets are so incredible you'd think they got Julie Taymor to direct.

I will admit, however, that I am also obsessed with Nick Moretti, specifically with choking on his dick. But back to the articles -- er, scenes. Some of Bound Gods most, uh, captivating images.

Dean Coxx sent out an update from his eponymous site today, announcing that he'd gotten his old fuckbuddy Duke back to the world of gay for pay sex. According to Dean, he'd driven to Duke's house in San Diego to commiserate after the Phillies lost, and that some how THIS happened. I don't honestly know what to say ... except maybe: caption this!

Dean Coxx and Duke (ClubDean.com)

-- Mike

Massive Studios was lucky enough to shoot and post the first guy-on-guy scene with smoking-hot newcomer Leo Giamani. This soft-spoken, super-masculine 100% Philly boy has the body of a Greek Statue, a dick of death, and a pair of low-hangers that literally made me drool.

In John Bruno directed scene, Leo chows down on Rod Barry's cock before Rod pokes around his ass with his tongue. The gives Rod a deep dicking but we know Rod can handle it. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of Leo as the other studios trip over themselves to sign him ... but until then, check out this exclusive photo set of Leo and his first scene on Massive Studios' site.

Picking up from where we left off yesterday, here’s the conclusion of our two-part interview with Collin O’Neal where Collin gives us insight into his casting process as well as some obstacles working with models who don’t necessarily identify as “gay”.

Where and how do you find your models?

I find my models mainly via gay social networking websites like BigMuscle, Gaydar, and GayRomeo. I met Pedro and Daniel from Sao Paulo and Miami, and Said from Lebanon over the net. There are a few times I meet guys on the street or in clubs like Jacko from Lebanon who I met in a café in Aleppo, a city in Northern Syria and then I met my exclusive Francisco Rey, while he was cleaning the pool of our hotel in the Dominican Republic. I am very shy in person, so it is very hard for me to just walk up to guys and pop the porn question.

Esteemed porn scholar Jeffrey Escoffier was recently explaining the evolution of nudity in film. In the mid-1950s, directors like Russ Meyer pioneered nudity in films known as Nudie-Cuties, campy comedies that featured lots of boobs. These gave way to "Beavers" -- movies that showed female crotch -- and these led to the "Split Beaver" movies, which actually showed women with their legs open. Without these there would be no porn today -- gay or straight.

Got me thinking: It's actually somewhat rare to see the gay-equivalent of the "Split Beaver" in gay porn. We get lots of shots of things getting stuffed into assholes, (and some directors are really obsessed with showing a gaping one) but how often do you actually get to see an unobstructed, pristine asshole -- one thats not obscured by the ass cheeks? Here's a couple of shots of what I'm talking about -- exceptions that prove the rule, if you will:

(Damien Crosse, Jesse Santana)

A few more after the jump ...

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More videos after the jump ...

(This is kinda off-topic, sorry, but) There is something intriguing about the trailer that handsome Mysterious Skin author Scott Heim put together for his new novel, We Disappear:

Being so fully immersed in gay porn, I have few guilty pleasures -- that is, things I feel guilty about taking pleasure in. One is Reichen Lehmkuhl. Little more than a pretty face with a good body idiotically milking his 15 minutes of Reality TV-fame (a titanium jewelry line based on his "love of flight"? Hot!), and yet gays (like myself, shamefully) will continue to find him maximally desirous.

Until he (inevitably) makes the hardcore plunge, we'll have semi-nude screengrabs from his groundbreaking work on Dante's Cove. Click continue for Reichen Lehmkuhl nude gallery ...

Other people get holiday cards with snowmen. We, on the other hand, got one from mr. Pam's wiccan-looking celebration with an underdone turkey and Jack Ryan's penis. Who wants seconds????

-- Mike

The little green mask has been peeled away and AMG Brasil's mystery porn star has been revealed. It is, in fact, Buckshot Man Danny Roddick, as several commenters on our original entry had guessed.

On being gang banged by a bunch of mega-hung Brazilians, Roddick said: “At first I asked if I could pick which guy was going to fuck me first, but when it came down to picking the lucky prick, they all looked so enormous that I just couldn’t decide. I knew I’d be ripped a new one, no matter which one I went with. I eventually went with what looked like the easiest option and after the first few thrusts I was in heaven. The guys down there knew exactly what I wanted.”

What a fucking whore! I love it. A few more exclusive pics after the jump ...

(Apologies to tmz.com)

I've learned two things about giving porn to friends. First, it's always appreciated. Two, your gift can reveal way too much. Friends (and lovers) either think it's a confession ("I can't get enough of barebacking twink hookers!") or an implication ("You're a big bottom, aren't you?").

While you could get him a T.M.X. Elmo or a copy of State of Denial, there's nothing like a little porn so long as it's well chosen. My short (well, short of a hooker) list for the guys in your life follows after the jump.

It's hard to beat memories of youthful indiscretions. When Jack and I first moved to San Francisco in the late nineties, we subletted in a cramped studio apartment and got on each others nerves quickly and fiercely. When we were bored (or fighting) we'd take turns escaping to the dark confines of the theater down the street. Of course, it wasn't like we were watching Shakespeare in Love. Instead of popcorn, the Nob Hill served up poppers...

Two new gay-porn-eque YouTube clips have me moist as a snack cake. First, a music video for the official theme song to Falcon's Velvet Mafia is, like, actually really terrific:

Second, another clip of my #1 porn crush, Johnny Hazzard, doin' a little dance. Can't say I'm a huge fan of the song, but, man, who knew lil Johnny could shimmy like that? He makes me want to lick the monitor. Did I just say that out loud?

In contrast to yesterday's premier of the Masque trailer, today I present what could be its polar opposite: the ultra-slick trailer for "Shortbus", John Cameron Mitchell's much-anticipated indy film with hardcore sex:

Every since Veoh did a 180 on their pro-adult user agreement a few weeks ago and yanked all porn suddenly, a couple of adult-friendly video clip hosting sites have started vying for gay porn-hungry eyes. The verdict's still out for me on which one I like the best -- especially since none have become a mega porn storehouse in the way that YouTube is for music videos.

That's why I'm hoping that y'all will chime in on the comments section with your experiences and impressions of these sites (especially any technical issues you may have encountered: I've heard stories of these embedded clips not working for some, and even crashing people's browsers.)

1. VideoEgg
Here's a great clip from a FalconTV Replay with Justin Wells getting sweaty with adorable little Tony Bishop:

If you're feeling scrawny or flabby or in any way dysmorphic about your bod, you might want to skip over this round up of the best, most unabashedly narcissistic muscle worship clips currently playing on the YouTube.

1: Mark Dalton stuffs his big business into a charmeuse bikini. The lycra boxer briefs weren't gay enough, I guess ...

Pfc. Wesley K. Mitten, third member of the 82nd Airborne Division plead guilty to sodomy, conduct detrimental to the Army and using cocaine, and was sentenced to three months in military prison today for his involvement with Dink Flamingo and ActiveDuty.com, Fayetteville Online is reporting this morning.

He's also been fingered as the "ringleader" of the division -- bringing at least two other soldiers to Dink and starring in two films himself. For the first time, they've released a photo, but I don't recognize him from any of the Active Duty stuff I've seen (thank god it's not Cole though!) Can anyone out there confirm him as "Donnie" or seen any of his movies?

Click Continue for a bigger image of Wesley ...

Last week I posted a link to Gabriel Knight's video for "Was It Something That I Said?" on YouTube. The video was a montage of images from Wet Palms, and the song was written and composed by Knight, who plays Lucky Hanson on The WP. The song really started to grow on me, and I guess I wasn't the only one: within two days over 8,000 people viewed it.

Then YouTube pulled it for violating their terms of use -- not the gay sex, bu the depictions of drug usage (take a few minutes surfing around YouTube and see just how hilariously random that decision was). Anyway, Jet Set was nice enough to send over a link to the video on their servers, so we don't have to worry about it going anywhere anytime soon ...

A requisite YouTube-related entry, our top five clips for the week run the gamut from vaguely homoerotic to out-and-out porn.

1. Dorm Room Jerk Off: So quintessential YouTube, it's pracitally already a cliche: A buff college boy jerks off, like, in his, er, dorm room (first spotted on NakedCityBoys).

Ever since the success of 1973's landmark straight porn, The Devil in Miss Jones, (a titular spoof of 1941's Oscar-nominated The Devil and Miss Jones), porn companies have been borrowing from mainstream Hollywood's name recognition to boost their own films.

The massive success of Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain unleashed waves of speculation as to what porn puns would follow -- with plenty of people offering there own ideas. Can you the three pornos currently in production from two "audience suggested" fakes?

1. Bareback Mountain
2. Bear Buck Mounting
3. Bar Back Mountin'
4. Broke Man, Mount Me!
5. Bi Back Mountain

Answers after the jump...

In an attempt to appear even more dramatic, press-addicted king-of-adult-media Michael Lucas has shaved his purty head. But that's really besides the point. His fashion-forward pate takes a back seat -- at least for us -- to his technological prowess. Lucas entertainment is among the first to provide hardcore clips for the video iPod.

Raging Stallion is hot on his trail, however - and I'm not talking about their mutual fondness for models of color. You can download the trailer clips for Michael Brandon's latest video, Hard as Wood in full iPod video glory here.

Finally, porn on public transit! Glory be!

-- Mike

/>Around three years ago, I had what I thought to be the most genius idea ever: A gay porn DVD delivery service a la Netflix. I did some research and quickly learned I was about a year too late: there were already quite a few. None were very good however.

I've since found a few that I like. DeliverMale.com, which recently acquired Ohghurl.com, my previous fave, making it the biggest gay adult DVD rental site with the broadest, most up-to-date selection. Highly recommended -- especially if you get embarrassed renting porn at the local mom and pop.

But what's in it for you, you ask? Funny you should ask! They're offering GPB readers a free trial -- just enter the promo code "GPB3946" at check out. Inviting your mailman into your home to watch some just-delivered porn is the easiest way to get him into bed.

It's a little know fact that most of the men in my family -- at one point or another drove trucks. Big, fat 18-wheelers; my dad even had a Mack. So you'll excuse me if I get more than a little excited about COLT Studio head John Rutherford's latest project -- the just-finished-filming trucker fantasy, Big Rig. Inspired by real-life truckers (one of whom phoned in to Sirius Radios's OUTQ Derek and Romaine Show and offered use of his rig).

Jason Curious: he of cocktails with the stars, JasonCurious.com and his very own KSEX radio show now can add yet another plume to his hat of fierceness: He announced this week that he's starting his very own production company, DV8 Entertainment! His first release will be a big budget feature called "Bully," followed by the first installments of two new series, one a reality/gonzo line and the other a series of solos. And you can read all about it -- he's on the cover of the upcomming issues of both Cybersocket and Pulp!

At age 25, he's truly an inspiration to us all. I can only dream to have achieved 1/2 of what he's done by the time I'm his age!

-- Jack

More reasons to attend everyone's favorite gay porn meet and greet: Joining Jason Sechrest's weekly confab at Micky's along with the bevy of porn boys will be the none other than DJ Chi Chi LaRue -- spinning "everything from Top 40 to unreleased Britney and the new Paris Hilton".

LaRue's next appearance on the decks will be on September 22nd for the official Los Angeles premiere of Falcon's "Cross Country", along with director and former porn star Chris Steele and three new Falcon studs: Roman Heart, Benjamin Bradley and Derrick Vinyard, seen right, spreading cheeks.

And if that's not enough I'm hoping to also make an appearance there too. Fun times, fun times.

-- Jack

I spent the weekend in California's famed Russian River, dodging aggressive stares from naked bears at Lazy Bear Weekend. Who doesn't want to watch hirsute men sporting nothing but cockrings paw at a pretzel bowl? Despite some real Anita Hill moments at the snack table, I managed to squeeze in a little foraging in the forest with my furry friends. To commemorate a weekend of bears too lazy to make it to Curves, NakedSword is running a sale on all bear-themed titles on the site. I've had my fill -- you go ahead, please. No, really, I'm stuffed. No, really.

- Mike

"Argh! Stowaways!"

Free gay porn is perhaps the most tangible benefit of being a gay porn blogger and gay porn reviewer. It's also a chore -- sorting through thousands of fair-to-middling titles, looking for something new or noteworthy -- which is why we were so excited earlier this month to see Mutiny from Dark Alley Media.

Fleshbot, our favorite partner in porno, is doing us one better and giving away autographed copies of the nouveau vague sailor sex-a-thon with a New Yorker-style captioning contest. Coming up with a caption for pornographic puzzle isn't the easiest task -- porn isn't the subtlest of mediums -- but we're sure you're up for it.

- Mike

Gay porn can lead to some pretty heated arguments. This weekend I found myself debating the intricacies of the uniform fetishes and, oddly, whether uniforms -- gay cop porn in particular -- denote a subordinate fetish of BDSM or if it's more accurately labeled a genre of its own. The gay porn video that spurred it on -- Tag Adams' Caught ... But Not Arrested (All Worlds Video) -- embraces the contradiction in its title. Gay men will do anything to get out of the ticket.

It's easy to see why gay cops and gay police an enduring subject for gay pornographers. Not only is it convenient to have handcuffs, night-sticks and uniforms already built into the sex scene, but once you see the flashing lights in your rear-view, you know where the sex is headed going. Boy meets boy, boy pulls over boy, boy fucks his way out of a night in prison after a frustrating period of protesting too much.

This year has already seen a number of high profile gay porns with cop themes (Michael Lucas' Czech flavored Juvie Boys, Chi Chi LaRue's Hole Patrol). And with Scott Peterson, Robert Blake and Michael Jackson all facing stiff sentences, it'd be odd if I wasn't obsessed with life behind bars. When I'm I gonna see the gay porn version of The Great Escape?

-- Mike

Radical feminist Andrea Dworkin, who is perhaps best known for her scathing discourses against (straight) porn and its effect on women (and sort of said that all sex was rape), is dead at 58. Susie Bright talks about her mixed feelings ... Rush Limbaugh rejoices.

-- Jack

Boy George was so entranced by Mike's interview with Johnny Hazzard that he snatched him up and threw him on the runway to model his new clothing line B-Rude last night, stunning the fashionistas at Fashion Week in NY. OK, I kid. I'm sure Hazzard's appearance was planned well in advance of our interview, but this certainly isn't the first time that a gay porn star has graced a high-fashion runway.

Jeff Stryker did runway for Thierry Mugler years ago. Mark Dalton modeled underwear for Raymond Dragon, ( Mister Dragon is no stranger to porn), and lest we forget John Bartlett got (straight) male model Brad Kroenig to pretend he was a porn star and drop trou on his runway last year. Jeremy Penn modeled for the short-lived Tom of Finland Clothing line (that is, clothes inspired by the legendary porn artiste - click on the previous link for a picture of Mr. Penn looking tough), and maybe also A&F, but don't, like, quote me on that.

I even spied Marcus Iron on the runway last year for SF-based menswear designer D. Romero. Oh, and of course Michael Lucas started his career doing runway and print in Europe before he defected to the US. I mean, it makes sense: Porn stars have nice bodies and, well, most fashion designers are big nelly queens anyway.

-- Jack

Our always hot gay porn blog had a bit of a meltdown while Jack and I were at Internext, an adult video convention (hot details -- Rod Barry drunk! Josh Weston naked! Zeb Atlas, um, straight! -- and photos to follow shortly.)

In the meantime, we appreciate your patience while we try to recover the past month and a half worth of entries. Should you need porn immediately, get to NakedSword.com or RealGuyPics.com. Those of need of snarky comments and salacious chat should get thee to Gay Sex Blog, or the always charming Fleshbot.

-- Mike

Will your family buy you gay porn? No. Your lover? Doubtful? Us. Um, yeah. But the deadline is Wednesday at midnight.

Three months of all-you-can-watch gay porn courtesy of NakedSword.com. All you have to do is write a short essay on your favorite members of Naked Sword's Dream Team. Runners-up get the first three episodes of Wet Palms, in case we haven't already bullied you into watching it.

In case you haven't already, vote in the NakedSword poll, or take a look a the guys in the gallery.

(Oh, and btw, the entries we've gotten are rad (and sometimes a little crazy) but, um, good show fellas!)

Porn star-activist-redhead Will Clark (left) is turning up the heat tonight in New York with the conclusion of his “Porn Idol” contest at the O.W. bar. He’s the ringmaster – well, the cockring master, for the grand finale in which amateur beefcake pump their stuff. Wonder if fellow New Yorker will be Michael Lucas sneaking in to steal the talent?

-- Mike

I Want My PinkTV! Pink TV, a new French broadcasting network has started screening four gay porn movies a night, debuting earlier this week with Falcon Studios hit Out of Athens.

When MTV gets going with the gay LOGO network next March, I doubt we'll see anything as remotely sexy as John Rutherford's high-end Johnny Brosnan/George Vidanov starrer. Filmed in Greece, produced in the US, on TV in France. I guess it's true that the language of love knows no bounds.

And while currently, Pink TV has stuck to a diet of gay porn and pop culture (Wonder Woman, So Graham Norton), maybe we need to call Vivendi or CanalPlus or someone, somewhere in France about Wet Palms. The boys would love to get their fan mail in French.

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Meanwhile, HBO subscribers are getting a taste of the good life last night with Thinking XXX, a behind the scenes look at the making of the hottest coffee table book ever.

-- Mike

Porn-trepeneur and G Unit bad boy Lloyd Banks may not be porn star Ty Lattimore but that doesn't mean you can't pretend. I mean, in Black Balled 3, Lattimore and Cam'ron homo-nym Kamrun play gansters (albeit for a gang with inclinations for a white bottom). Or check out his G Unit (and Chad Hunt's) in Glory Holes of New York.

Baby, don't you worry about the haters.

-- Mike

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I dunno ... Lloyd Banks, Ty Lattimore -- you never seen them in the same place at the same time. I'm not saying, I'm just sayin' ...

-- Jack

How many times has Sally had to say, "It's pronounced man-geena"?

(thx. Sparks)

Randy government-funded Australian researchers have concluded that daily porn consumption is an essential part of a healthy media diet according to the Manila Bulletin Online.

''When you look at people who are using it in everyday life, over 90 per cent report it has had a very positive effect,'' author Alan McKee said.

Hot. Reminds me of my Aunt Eileen, a jeroboam of cheap Bordeaux and researched-based alcoholism. Bottoms Up!

-- Mike

In case the 10,000 banners I put up didn't hit you over the head enough, I'll repeat: NakedSword.com is supplying GayPornBlog with free gay porn clips every day. Five to be exact. Totally, like, free and stuff. No catch other than we want to get you hooked and coming back every day for more.

And they're good (most of the time ... heh heh heh). Check them out by clicking here (or any of the banners to the left).

I've been meaning to post something about Juanita MORE!, one of San Francisco's most enigmatic drag muses, and her completely hot "Booty Call" photos, which feature sexy boys in various states of undress in her apartment, but then the boys at Banana Guide beat me to it. Check it out and then check her out and then buy a print or a T-shirt.

-- Jack

It's hot -- late July in Los Angeles in no joke. The dual Jet Set/Naked Sword.comproduction of Wet Palms is heating up. The sex is getting increasingly sweaty and I'm increasingly horny. Screaming producers, last minute rewrites, off-screen sex scandals and a tight shooting schedule are all lending to a crazy day.

This is what's known as a lunchtime poll. Here are our contestants - revised for you size queens in the penis gallery - Michael Brandon (In Gear), Chad Hunt (Fire Island Cruising), Ken Ryker (Big River), Barrett Long (The Naked Sword) and Matt Sizemore (Hung Jury). Go get 'em, tigers.

-- Mike

I guess it's big cock week at Gay Porn Blog. The gay porn natives are restless and no one can seem to agree with me on my selections for the largest cock in porn. Furthermore, the voting on the last porn poll is being compared to a Florida Erection.

Send me your suggestions. A new poll to be posted later today.

-- Mike

I've always had a mental block when it comes to the two dangling Chads. Both have colossal cocks (one review describes Chad Donovan as "illegally huge" while Chad Hunt's "donkey-dick" is the primary subject of in Michael Lucas's porn documentary). The names, the cocks -- I'm easily confused. Ask around.

In honor of Lazy Bear Weekend's Russian River Rendevous, I offer you hairy, masculine men, large and in charge, muscled and marbled.

However you take your meat this weekend, be sure to accompany it with two fat potatoes and plenty of gravy. 'Cause when it comes to pigbottom bear daddies, bigger really is better.

Check, please!

Factory Video's hirsute hit Furry Fuckers:

56k|100k|350k (free gay porn clips courtesy NakedSword.com)

The appeal of surfers is hard to miss: tight, lean bodies, sun-baked skin and the thick pendulous cocks that help keep balance astride a wave. Plus, they've always got the best weed.

In Down to His Knee Laguna Beach surf boys -- complete with lazy Southern California patois and summer blonding -- spend the ebb tide riding their own waves. And while it's hard to live up to its title, this pre-condom 80s gem had me from the first poorly miked scene.

There's so much surfer trade in the Body Shoppe's Southern California Surfers series that it makes you really wish the summer were endless.

Of course, if you're looking for something a little lighter, Laguna Adventure isn't a bad place to finish. It's populated with seafoamed covered twinks acting up over Spring Break. Talk about Guys Gone Wild!

If this isn't a fetish, it should be.

-- Mike

Cheers to Fleshbot's attempt to Googlebomb a misguided Utah-based war on pornography.

Jeers to neo-fascist censorship movements. Someone, like, call Michael Moore or something.

According to MSNBC, the crazy kids behind Girls Gone Wild are producing a new reality porn line called Guys Gone Wild aimed at "college-aged girls" and, oh yeah, gay guys.

Look for drunken frat boys dangling their limp trade in your mailbox any day now. (Thanks for the tip, Sis.)

-- Mike

New York, San Francisco, Denver and all the rest of you out and about (as it were) this weekend -- tear some shit up and gear up for the largest culture war in decades. Fight for your gay porn!

While on the subject of gay porn, the aptly named "always available" guys at Video 10 got their shit tore up last Gay Pride. Take a look see at how this year compares.

Now -- having distracted you with twinks -- I'm off to find myself a sweet hot daddy.

-- Mike

Arnold is holding a phone poll vote on the issue of same-sex marriage. Call and "let your voice be heard," if only to piss off Mike and his personal-as-political fear of commitment.

Anyway, here's what you do:

Call (916) 445-2841
Press "5" for "Hot Issues"
Then "1" for gay marriage
Then "1" to support gay marriage

(then this faggy voice thanks you for voting.)

Sadly his Mapplethorpe sessions are not listed as a hot topic.

-- Jack

I called, but only because I want Ryan Seacrest to take Dunkleman back into his arms. As for Jack, he's got paper dress syndrome -- he marries quicker than Jennifer Lopez and divorces as readily as Drew Barrymore.

-- Mike

Some stuff we've been wanting to get off our chests ...

1. Orlando Bloom's Rug
Now that chest hair is finally back in, we're desperately trying to grow some.

2. Mary-Kate & Ashley
Barely, but finally legal. Now Mary-Kate avoids cake while Ashley avoids Rick Soloman. Can "One Night in Michelle Tanner" be far behind?

3. Scissor Sisters
Filthy and Whore-geous. Queer Eye is using everybody's favorite discosynthopoptroniclash duo to promote its second season, demonstrating that a band can jump the shark even before it has an actual hit. (Fierce faggy falsetto frontman Jake Shears shown right.)

4. Wet Palms
Major announcements to come this week. Hopefully, they'll comes up with a less cumbersome way of saying "gay porn soap opera." Not that we mind a mouthful.

5. Buckle-Roos
Unforgiven meets Pootie Tang. Of course, with Marcus Iron and Dean Phoenix involved all is forgiven.

While it's no doubt pretty tame in comparison to the things that come across my desk, I have to admit to getting titillated by the prospect of real naked college jocks. Ivy League no less!

Harvard's "first sex magazine," H-Bomb, hit select Cambridge newsstands amid much fanfare and a lukewarm reception by critics. (Ok, critics being my pal Ralph, who's obsession with printed matter caused him to fork over $14 for a two issue subscription.)

I'll take his word and pass: "Even though they're Harvard kids, they are still just kids. Dorky college kids are dorky no matter where they go."

Lesion learned: Tame things are perceived as more sexually provocative when they come from the places we don't expect them to come from.

--Jack

I can't say that the porn community will mourn the loss of the man who famously refused to utter the phrase AIDS and unleashed the obscenity obsessed Meese Commission on us lowlife smut-peddlers.

I remember when I was a kid watching stolen VHS tapes, they'd always start with a call to arms to protect free speech. You'd fast forward most of the time, but you still got it drilled into my head that I might be forced to defend my right to bust nut.

Looking at the justice department's docket this fall, it looks like we're going to have to again. And I can't wait. I can't think of a better industry to defend.

I'm dedicating my afternoon nutbust to John Ashcroft and his breast covering crusade. Viva la resistance!

-- Mike

I've never been much for the twinks. Being so obscenely young myself it'd be almost redundant. Honestly, though -- suddenly I've been staring down all these awkward skinny kids. It was freaking me out, too, cause I usually skew older. I thought maybe I'd crossed over the man/boy love divide.

But I was picking up birthday gifts for this one this afternoon and I realized that it's just the yearly eruption, the fiery birth of the Class of 2004, all bright-eyed and bursting with dew. And the mall was packed. It's enough to make you melt.

(There was even a sweet-assed jock on the bus reading a yearbook. A fucking yearbook! It was too much, really. I think I'm developing allergies.)

In that vein/vain, I offer you smutty pictures of self-exploiting youth in need of some extra cash. Happy graduation, perverts.

--Mike

Just when I was about to crown Penelope Cruz "Beard of the Year,"* I came across this rara avis -- a mutton-chopped Mormon missionary! The scruffy lad is forced to carry a "beard card" (available by prescription only, I kid you not!) when on the BYU campus.

I bet Sandra Bullock keeps hers in a Swarovski -studded clutch. I think Tony Randall's wife may have a spare for sale.

-- Mike

*I do not mean to imply that either Tom Cruise or Matthew McConaughey prefers the company of gay men. Only that the women they date seem to.

Our friends over at Fleshbot present this big-dicked jarhead in celebration of this special day. So long as you remember not to ask or tell.

Happy Memorial Day weekend, yo!

NakedSword's Tim and Roma Show is finally back from Will Clark's legendary Bad Boys Pool Party in Palm Springs. The handsome and ever-charming Officer Dave takes the reigns -- or should I say leash! -- on this desert adventure.

Get a good look at some of the hot action (Michael Brandon limp! Inappropriate touching! Outre sexual personae!) in these vacation photos.

It sure looked better than my weekend.

At your own risk: 56k | 150k | 350k

-- Mike

The Netflix way of DVD renting is great for a lazy-ass like myself, (one monthly fee, rent all the videos you want, free shipping, no late fees, etc, etc, etc) but if they were smart they'd follow OhGhurl's example and only carry gay porn. Isn't that all anyone rents anyway?

Oh, and girls, the management team at OhGhurl.com (aka my friend Ryan) was nice enough to give GPB readers a ten-day free trial. Enter the code "GPB0527" on the signup page.

(Do I get my free account now, Ryan?)

-- Jack

I spent the weekend in New York at a wedding. Not only was it creepy and Stepford-stylie, but midway through the service the bride and groom left the alter to pray to Madonna for children. What's next -- praying to Oprah for prosperity? Somebody stop me.

Anyhow, I was left with the foul taste of heterosexual monogamy in my mouth and I could only pray to St. Courtney for blessing me with a job in gay pornography.

I could rant on like Aunt Ida but honestly I'd rather have some cock.

The modern battle between cock and companionship dominates the table talk in the fourth installment of Michael Lucas' stellar Fire Island Cruising series. The legendary Russian porn star tackles the age-old question of gay relationships -- all the while tackling his houseguests' temptations with a lengthy buffet of hot gay sex.

-- Mike

As part of a larger HIV awareness campaign, Titan's about to unveil a kick-ass new safer sex outdoor ad campaign in San Francisco just in time for gay pride featuring hot-as-hell Ben Jakks. The ads alone will cost Titan an estimated $10,000+ ... perhaps proving they're willing to put their money where their mouth is about their commitment to raising awareness of HIV prevention.

See also:
Titan VP Keith Webb defends their new anti-bareback casting policy (on Planetout)
Titan's Bareback Policy
Titan vs. Kazaa

-- Jack

Like the editors of Fleshbot, we had no idea who this Darius character was either, but any hot 21-year-old Scottish pop star who wears a kilt and no underwear is sure to make us prick up our ears (to borrow a perfectly innocent expression from that part of the world).

Darius Exposed (on Fleshbot)

--Jack

I guess a guy really can't get a break these days. And what about the truckers? Does no one speak for them?

-- Mike

The kind folks at Origami Underground will show you how to can turn a piece of paper into a cock, or two people fucking, or the horrifyingly elaborate Penis Eater.

Personally I'm going to hold off until they show me the anal cream pie.

-- Jack (thx J-dawg)

In 2002 my best friend and longtime creative partner, Jack, proposed I move back to San Francisco from New York. His suggestion � that we to focus our collective energy in the gay porn industry -� has proved both more challenging and more rewarding than either of us could have imagined.

Jack and I were lucky. Though we were sequestered in a small Connecticut town whose video store hadn't updated it's gay porn section since 1992, we did manage to get our paws on some of the true classics of the medium, the work of the greats. Rick Donovan�s topping of Matt Ramsey in The Bigger the Better (see 5/3/04 Movie of the Week for more on this). Jeff Stryker�s foul-mouthed seduction of a rain drenched Mike Henson in In Hot Pursuit. Joey Stefano�s ecstasy-fueled bottoming in French Kiss. Ryan Idol�s testosterone-fueled ass eating (and pounding) in Idol Country. Good stuff.

On the new episode of The Tim and Roma! Show, it's decided that Officer Dave and Tim spend too much time talking about Britney Spears and Barbie. They get handcuffed, blindfolded, and forcibly dragged to a leather store. Once there, the boys get a butch makeover by porn stars Corey Jay and Jason Branch.

Watch the fun for yourself here, or get your own butch makeover watching the Top 5 leather gay porn movies at NakedSword.com:

1. Skuff by Hot House. Starring: Kyle Reardon, Kyle McKenna, Jason Ryder, Tom Matthews, Doug Jeffries, Tristan Paris, Gunnar Nielson, Daryl Brock, Tony Zerega, Jason Branch, Marcus Iron, Blake Rodgers
2. Link by All Worlds. Starring: Steve Cannon, Rod Barry, Kevin Miles, Doug Jefferies, Max Holden, Christopher Zale, Cody Whiler, Peter Horne, Mack Reynolds, Nik Angelo, Mike Nichols, Joshua Scott, Mark Kroner, Marcus Lamont, Sean Wolf, Michael Stevens, Mitch Sanders, Jake Andrews
3. Acres of Ass by Hot House. Starring: Alfredo Mossinni, Corey Jay, Cole Tucker, Eric Michaels, Spike, Armstrong Stoker
4. Leather Bears at Play by Brush Creek. Starring: Buster, Jack Radcliffe, Brad Garrett, Jarrod Grand, Wes Adams, Mack, AJ, PJ
5. Leather Report by Colt. Starring: Joe Falcon, Tom Lee, Mark Alexander

Jonny McGovern, the "Gay Pimp", has a new music video. He's the same Gay Pimp that did the Soccer Practice video that everyone was talking about last year. It looks cute, watch it.

Mayor of New York town marries gay couples

MICHAEL HILL, Associated Press Writer

Friday, February 27, 2004

(02-27) 10:08 PST NEW PALTZ, N.Y. (AP) --

Up to a dozen gay couples began exchanging wedding vows on the steps of village hall Friday in a spirited ceremony that opened another front on the growing national debate over gay marriage.

Officiating was Jason West, the 26-year-old Green Party mayor in this village 75 miles north of New York City, who joined Gavin Newsom of San Francisco as the country's only mayors to marry same-sex couples.

"What we're witnessing in America today is the flowering of the largest civil rights movement the country's had in a generation," West said.

Billiam van Roestenberg, 38, and Jeffrey McGowan, 39, were the first to wed to the cheers of the crowd. Wearing suits, they held hands and carried flowers.

"I feel happy and joyful and peaceful," van Roestenberg said. "A little bit of peace has finally come in. I feel proud to be an American."

"Now I'm normal and equal like every one else," he said.

More than 100 people, mostly supporters of gay marriage, turned out on the green across from village hall, outnumbering family and friends of the couples there to marry. A few scattered protesters carried signs opposing gay marriage.

Jay Blotcher of High Falls, N.Y., said that while West could only give him a certificate and not a marriage license, it was still important to go through the ceremony.

"We have to show people who we are," he said. "We've been badmouthed by religious zealots. We've been deprived by President Bush and we have to show people that we're your friends, neighbors and family."

One protester stood outside the hall with a sign that read, in part, "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

"It's against nature," Angelo Da'Quaro said. "It's against religion, it's against all of that."

The ceremonies came a day after the state Health Department said New York's domestic relations law does not allow marriage licenses for same-sex couples. It said a clerk issuing such a license or anyone solemnizing such a marriage would be violating state law.

West and some legal experts said they read the law differently.

"For a marriage to be legal in this state all that's required is for it to be properly solemnized by someone with authority to do so," West told the CNN cable network early Friday. "I'm fully able to do that."

Vincent Bonventre, a professor at Albany Law School, said nothing in New York law explicitly prohibits same-sex weddings, but that the framers "clearly were contemplating opposite-sex marriages."

Discussion of gay marriage heated up this month after the top Massachusetts court ruled that anything less than full-fledged marriage for gays there would be unconstitutional. Since then, San Francisco officials have performed more than 3,400 same-sex marriages and have challenged their state law barring such unions. Earlier this week, President Bush endorsed a movement to amend the Constitution to ban the practice.

A bill in the New York Legislature would ban same-sex marriages. Similar bills have died without action in the past. At least 34 states have enacted so-called defense of marriage laws.
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I recently visited the opening of John Waters' art show at the Rena Bransten Gallery.

The show is called "Flop" and his medium is to take photos of things on TV and make a colage out of it. He also made colages out of stacks and stacks of 3 by 5 notecards that were once his "to do" lists. There is definitely some irony in John Waters touring his art shows around after poking fun at the art world in "Pecker".

And speaking of peckers... Has John Waters been an influence on porn? I'd say he's probably the BIGGEST influence in the way porn has evolved, especially in the beginning. Put a group of gay men together for a few hours, and at least one reference to a John Waters film will inevitably come up. ("My daughter does NOT have bugs! My Tracy is a clean teen!") Quoting John Waters movies is especially prevelant among our little community of rentboys and twisted ex-film students. ("Who wants to be FAMOUS??! Who wants to DIE for art?")

I'm sure there are plenty of examples of gay porn movies that were influenced by John Waters movies, at least in the acting style. Off the top of my head, I can think of three 1970's movies: Non-Stop (with a birthday party featuring naked waiters and a drag queen that pops out of casket), Drive (a sadistic drag queen with a plan to rule the world), Casey (Casey Donovan in a dual role as himself and his fairy godmother), and two more recent comedies Porn Academy and Devil Is A Bottom. Watch these movies and tell me the humor didn't get influenced by John Waters.

Despite the fact that most new porn movies have no plot at all, I still feel that John Waters encouraged a whole generation of film makers to pick up a camera and shoot something, even if it is low budget.

And if you have ever seen Chi Chi LaRue's stage show, I think she'd be the first to admit that she got a lot of her inspiration from Divine, too.

I'm sure I'm missing a lot of references and influences to John Waters films, if you think of any, please add your comments.

Well, another Folsom Fair has come and gone. Spoke to my friend, Cedar in Portland, and out of the 20 years they have produced it, this is the first Folsom Fair he's missed. I missed the very first one, but I've been to 19 of the 20. At prior Folsom Fairs, I have run my own booth a couple times, run booths for other organizations a couple times, videotaped the event several times, shot B-roll for a porno once, and threw 4 or 5 fan-tabulous after-parties.

Ran into Hot House porn star Corey Jay. He just moved back in town to go back to school (forgot what he is going to study...)

Had coffee with Drew Warner on Saturday, then ran into him on Sunday at the Fair hanging with Falcon's Matthew Rush (sorry, no picture).

My red head pal, Brian Shawn, used to do movies for Al Parker (as Brain DePaul), Video 10, Redboard, and several others. I've known him for about 12 years, and he suddenly grew into this enormous muscle stud and now goes by the name Tom Lord. He wants do more movies, so I better grab him quick!

I also ran into those adorable Cornfed Boys, Matt and Nate, from Seattle. I would love to be the bologna in that sandwich! I told Matt that I wanted to steal his idea from their first movie where he jacked off under a black light with florescent paint.

Hot House had a big weekend, too. I ran into them at trade show on Friday morning, at the Castro Gulch while I was hanging with Drew, at the Folsom Fair, and even at the Falcon party on Friday night.

Oh, and before I forget (and before everyone forgets her) I got to meet Mary Carey on Friday, the porn star girl running for governor.

Speaking of the Falcon party, it was big bash for their new two-part release "Drenched", shot in Hawaii, so naturally it was a Hawaiian theme with all the boys in loin cloths.

I flirted with Alex LeMonde, whom I met in Vegas back in January. Flawless abs, and that French accent makes me melt.

Chase Hunter, the star of Drenched, was featured in this movie, as it is his return to the business. Apparently, the only thing preventing him from doing movies all these years was a jealous boyfriend, which he no longer has to contend with.

Wow! What a weekend, and the Castro Street Fair is only a few days away!

This item comes from NewScientist.com via Jonno (my hero!):

Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer
19:00�16�July�03

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It will make you go blind. It will make your palms grow hairy. Such myths about masturbation are largely a thing of the past. But the latest research has even better news for young men: frequent self-pleasuring could protect against the most common kind of cancer.

A team in Australia led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne asked 1079 men with prostate cancer to fill in a questionnaire detailing their sexual habits, and compared their responses with those of 1259 healthy men of the same age. The team concludes that the more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.

The protective effect is greatest while men are in their twenties: those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, for instance, were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life (BJU International, vol 92, p 211).