And I mean whore in a totally complimentary way. Whoring is something we all should aspire to do, because it means you're getting paid to do what you love.

Steven Daigle has really 'come out' as a gay porn star since Chi Chi seduced him last year for Channel 1, in much the way fellow whore Adam Killian once did. Both were porn adjacent for the longest time -- at the parties, having sex with the porn stars but not actually filming -- and then suddenly they're in it whole hog, going through studio after studio in search of the men that they've always fantasized about being filmed with. It's fun to watch, and it seems like every day I get an update of another man he's conquered: Zach Alexander for Lucas's Kings of New York; Brady Jensen for Cocksure Men; Erik Rhodes in Falcon's Snap Shot.

Most recently, he showed up getting plowed by Trevor Knight for OnTheHunt. Given his recent history, it seems less like a hunt and more like a surrender. Pics after the jump ...

Superstar Gus Mattox -- or Tom Judson as he's more commonly known these days -- takes his one-man show Canned Ham to LA through the end of next week to rave reviews (naturally). Show is playing at the Cavern Club in Silverlake and there's only a few show left so run -- don't walk -- to get your tickets now.

For those of us who can't make it to LA, you're not completely out of luck: Tom will be taking the show to Provincetown this summer, as we learn in this clip courtesy James St. James featuring a teary-eyed testimonial from one-time River Phoenix co-star and Bongwater lead singer Ann Magnuson.

Forget celebrity nudes Levi Johnson and Ronnie Kroell -- Raging Stallion has topped them today, announcing that the porn studio has offered newly gay pop singer Ricky Martin the chance to star in a porno with Raging Stallion Man of the Year Austin Wilde. (Sure, they also offered Martin a $1,000,000 contract for the deal, but we suspect that the driving force in the pop star's decision is going to be a smaller but no less impressive number -- Austin's 9.)

Sadly, this film has nothing to do with the Bratislavan gay porn mega-studio; it's actually an adaptation of Guy de Maupassant's 1885 novel about a ruthless social climber named Georges Duroy who rises to from poverty to the upper echelons of society by taking advantage of rich women.

While Bel Ami means "beautiful friend" in French, its unclear why George Duroy (the legendary gay porn director) named himself after one of literature's least-likable characters. Was Duroy making a larger statement about the shallowness of pornography or had he merely not done his homework when he chose his pseudonym? No one seems to know, not even the Bel Ami employees I've asked (After I read short novel on a long flight a few years ago I was determined to find out.)

Either way, let's hope some queen in the casting office is able to slip in a cameo by Lukas Ridgeston, Brandon Manilow, or The Peters Twins. And speaking of The Peters Twins, those cheeky bastards have started making their own "home movies". Check out the free image gallery and trailer after the jump ...

OK so looks like TMZ isn't the only mainstream site that's become obsessed with gay porn stars for no good reason; CNN is too. This weekend, they gave their # 1 gay porn star iReporter Collin O'Neal a promotion to full-time reporter, highlighting this rather unexceptional picture (no offense, Collin!) of a crocodile from his recent trip to Australia as their Travel Photo of the Day :

World gone mad! Of course we all know he was in Australia to shoot Aussie boys fucking for his newest WorldOfMen.com DVD "Australia". He was nice enough to send over a some pictures with less croc and more cock.

That's one of Collin's discoveries, Josh Harris, above. Check out the rest of of his Australian discoveries after the jump ...

Is it me or does TMZ seem a porn-crazy lately? Just a few weeks ago, the celebrity-stalking mega site broke the Steven Daigle story, and now they're all up in Mr. Pam's junk at last week's XBiz Awards. Gotta love Mr. Pam for not even flinching and talking about sticking a golf club up Tiger Wood's ass (on TV no less!)

(Reality TV star turned gay porn overnight sensation Steven Daigle blows off some steam during his Unzipped Magazine cover shoot earlier this week. Image via Steven's Twitpic)

Bonus "vintage" clip of Steven Diagle via TheSword after the jump ...

What TMZ is calling a "man-on-man-on-man sex tape", we're calling a gay porn. If you've met Steven Daigle -- or follow him on Twitter -- you wouldn't be surprised that this rodeo champ and reality TV also-ran turned to porn. So why the blurry, caught-in-the-act photo? That's Jeremy Bilding on the right ... but any guesses who's on the left? Also, check out this interview I just did with Jeremy at the AVN Show in Vegas:

1. Its not often that I get an excuse to post a picture of Sister Patterson on GayPornBlog.

2. Rico / Sandro has a pretty smokin' body and a fat, uncut piece:

Oh and 3. In his scene he shoots a spectacular load all over his chiseled abs (picture after the jump).

We received early word that Falcon Lifetime Exclusive Matthew Rush is leaving Falcon. But the iconic star will not be retiring from porn: Rather, he asked to be released from his contract so that he could pursue other opportunities.

Although his output has declined over the past few years, Rush, who turned 36 in 2008, has done a total of 25 movies since his debut in Bounce in 2001. Rush's last film for Falcon (as an exclusive, at least) will be his much-hyped scene with Zeb Atlas in Best Men Part 1: Bachelor Party.

Matthew also recently got this dragon tattoo on his chest. Discuss.

Related:
Falcon Releases Controversial Matthew and Zeb 'Best Men' Scene
Matthew Rush To Leave Falcon Contract (TheSword.com)

-- Jack

The fraud scandal involving Birmingham, Alabama Mayor Larry Langford has grown to entangle gay porn icon Ryan Idol. Langford was arrested Monday on 101 counts of bribery, money laundering, conspiracy and fraud. As details of the charges against him have started to emerge, one fact has caught our attention: Langford apparently wrote checks to Ryan Idol, the Daily Voice is reporting.

It's too early to jump to any conclusions as to what he was paying him for. Langord may have merely been paying Mr. Idol to give him a personal reading from Terrence McNally's play The Ritz, of which Idol starred in the Broadway revival of last year. However, it's particularly ironic, not only because yet another politician possibly paid for the services of an escort with a check, but also because Langford has done some decisively anti-gay things, like refusing to issue a permit for Birmingham's gay pride parade.

-- Jack

A few people have emailed me stills from a supposed gay sex tape featuring what appears to be Grammy-nominated rapper Soulja Boy (the one who brought us "Crank That"). I haven't seen actual clip but the face, tattoos and body on this screen grab match. Soulja Boy, who loves to post half-naked camera phone pics of himself, has been dogged by gay rumors for a while (and last week his Myspace page was hacked to say "I'm actually gay") but a full-on gay porn sex tape? What do y'all think?

(Click here for larger version of this image)

April issue of artsy Brit fashion mag i-D features an interview with Francois Sagat where he talks about working for gay-tastic designer Karl Lagerfeld, photographer Mario Testino and French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld (who knew?). They also feature an extensive spread of Francois dressed in weird clothes and doing things I have a hard time explaining:

The March issue of i-D featured Michael Lucas in a feature about Donatella Versace (Get OUT!). They don't really explain why he's pictured, but I'm sure they're friends or something:

Somewhat less glamorous -- but equally impressive, nonetheless -- Erik Rhodes is featured in two full-page ads for Loehmann's running in LA bar rag Frontiers. Last year he appeared on the cover of one of their catalogs and in the in-store displays (click continue to see both of his ads):

(This is kinda off-topic, sorry, but) There is something intriguing about the trailer that handsome Mysterious Skin author Scott Heim put together for his new novel, We Disappear:

While the rumor that Marc Jacobs/Jason Preston/Erik Rhodes were to debut as a "throuple" at Marc Jacobs' show yesterday seems to be false, the Falcon Exclusive was spotted at the after party with someone far, far better: L'il Kim! I think Erik is blushing because the notorious S.L.U.T. is feeling up his humongous pecs:

(image courtesy WENN).

Michael Biserta, the sexy, pec-tacular Staten Island firefighter who set hearts aflame and blossoms a-tingle when he swung his monster cock around in a "Guy Gone Wild" video has decided in earnest to become a male model. If I followed fashion I might be able to say with authority whether this is a smart move -- but, hey, I know I'd buy whatever he's selling.

To date, he's posed for a number of photographers, including a few very tasteful ass shots that suggest his back-side is every bit as drool-inducing as his front-side. I'd take him over Reichen Lehmkuhl naked any day. More images after the jump ...

Being so fully immersed in gay porn, I have few guilty pleasures -- that is, things I feel guilty about taking pleasure in. One is Reichen Lehmkuhl. Little more than a pretty face with a good body idiotically milking his 15 minutes of Reality TV-fame (a titanium jewelry line based on his "love of flight"? Hot!), and yet gays (like myself, shamefully) will continue to find him maximally desirous.

Until he (inevitably) makes the hardcore plunge, we'll have semi-nude screengrabs from his groundbreaking work on Dante's Cove. Click continue for Reichen Lehmkuhl nude gallery ...

Perez, Perez, Perez ... it's clear you're not going anywhere despite becoming one of the bloated celebrities you have built a career on lambasting. But in your reckless quest to dig up the "salacious", you seem to have morphed into a Matt Drudge-style right-wing homophobe.

Case in point: Your squeamish declaration yesterday (in an entry titled His Secret Gay Porn Past!) that American Gladiators star Alex “Militia” Castro's "shady past is coming back to haunt him" .. when all he did was pose nude for COLT. C'mon, Perez -- don't make me dig up your nude photos again. Not on Christmas ...

In his GAYVN-winning role in Velvet Mafia, Paul Barresi kills off a bunch of gangsters. In real life, he's recanting previous allegations possibly to avoid getting destroyed by the Hollywood Mafia himself.

A recent issue of In Touch relies on Barresi's "extensive investigation" on Tom Cruise to declare the megastar unequivocally heterosexual. It's a curious move since last year a chapter from Barresi's autobiography was leaked online and implied that Cruise has a thing for red-headed male hustlers (as did Antonio Bandares, Jason Priestly Garth Brooks and Randy Travis, apparently). Ultimately, the only thing Barresi has ever been successful in proving is that the Cruise camp loves to threaten anyone who suggests he's gay with a fat lawsuit.

Yesterday, New York blogger Kenneth In The 212 posted some headless nude pics he allegedly got off Manhunt of someone he gently suggested could be openly gay CNN and "The Insider" dreamboat reporter Thomas Roberts.

But then today Page Six took things a step further, screaming "NEW SEX MESS JOLTS 'INSIDER'," and that the (unconfirmed!) ass and cock shots were "yet another embarrassment to the syndicated Paramount TV show." Page Six sinks to a new low! (They're practically on our level now ...)

When you compare the headless shot of Roberts that Fleshbot posted in July (below, left) with the pic in question (below, right), I'd say the evidence is inconclusive at best:

Not to mention -- even if it is him, what's the big fucking deal? He's gay and looking for sex online. It's not like he's trolling around in airport bathrooms. (Oh, priceless "alleged" ass shot after the jump ...)

Conventional wisdom dictates that doing porn will ruin your chances of ever being able to do anything besides escorting or becoming a house boy for some rich fag in the Hollywood Hills, but I beg to differ! I've rounded up seven lucrative post-porn careers.

7. DJ
Chi Chi's been doing it for years, but what better way to getting your orgy started right than with a bona fide leather-jockstrap-clad porn star spinning? Punky porno pup Dominic Pacifico is making major inroads as the pioneer in the field with DJPornstars, but no doubt you can expect many more to follow suit in no time.

6. Massage Therapist
I realize differentiating between escorting and massaging is like splitting hairs, but it doesn't have to be all rub-n-squirt. I've personally been rubbed down by Michael Soldier and he didn't even touch me "down there" (besides, he charges extra for "erotic" massage). Jake Deckard does legit massages too, (so what if he insists on doing them in the nude?) Check out Jake's Body Works for an appointment.

5. Babysitter
It may come as a shock to some, but Chad Douglas, one of the most legendary, horsehung tough-talking tops of all time, was really more of the sensitive voracious bottom-type when the cameras stopped rolling. Rumors abound that he was so squeamish about assholes that Chuck Holmes had to stand in and fingerbang Kevin Williams in In Your Wildest Dreams.

Knowing this makes it somewhat easier to swallow that at least one parent trusted Chad to look after their children. The lucky kid -- all grown up -- wrote about it in a recent issue of Vice Magazine (link comes via TimAndRomaBlog). Maybe there was something to his "Uncle Chad" character in Spring Break after all ...

Theirry Mugler (seen left with Jerry Hall) was once an adorable, unabashedly faggy fashion designer perhaps best known for directing and outfitting George Michael's "Too Funky" video (which included his now-famous motorcycle dress), and his sickly sweet perfume, "Angel".

Page Six reported last week that Theirry has become bigorexic since closing down his couture house, bulking up so much that the 59-year-old former ballet dancer has "become unrecognizable to friends." Someone has since uncovered a nude. Click "continue" if you dare ... don't say we didn't warn you.

I.
"My favorite ever Jackass stunt was when I went to the doctor in the morning and got prescribed some Viagra. I took three and there were six naked dudes around, I was all oiled up and then the Viagra hit me. You can imagine what happened..."
Chris as quoted in UK tabloid The Sun

II.

III.

Why can't all straight men be so secure in their heterosexuality that they're, like, giant fags?

-- Jack

Michael Lucas – the man New York magazine recently dubbed “The Lion of Chelsea” – has never shied away from the limelight. Whether he’s pontificating on Lucas Blog or pissing on Spencer Quest, Lucas seems to revel in his status as porn’s most debonair debaucher.

Last night La Dolce Vita – an R-rated version of his just-released three-disc porn reimagining of Fellini film – premiered to a packed crowd of press, porn stars, stars and starfuckers (Erik Rhodes, Savannah Samson, Marc Jacobs, Bruce Villanch, Amanda Lepore, Bradford Shellhammer and others -- I'll let you pair the person with the category). Even the Old Gray Lady – the vaunted New York Times – deigned to show up (What a fag hag!). Looks they finally have found it fit to print Lucas’ ten-inch column. We sat down with the Grand Damn a few days ago to get the skinny on his latest release.

Since I'm surrounded by gay porn all day, I can get testy and disgruntled when a celebrity sex symbol doesn't bare it all. Frankly, if someone wants to see you naked, you're sort of obligated to let them. But most male celebrities still won't budge. I mean, the nerve!

Case in point: Daniel Craig, the new James Bond. In Casino Royale, Craig is gets into gear as skimpy as anything Halle Berry had to bare. At one point he gets naked, but it's side view only. Of course, he tries to make up for it by laughing his way through a torture session easily comparable with extreme CBT (if you can find pics, let me know).

Regardless, if you want to see onscreen sex symbols in action, most of the time you have to do a little creative substitution. Below, my pics for Bond's porn star fill-ins...

When Elizabeth Berkley pushed the limits of softcore raunch with bottomless lapdances, nipple painting and faux-menstuation in "Showgirls", people were genuinely shocked to see an alumnus from squeaky clean teen Bayside High take such a porny turn. Since then, it's become so commonplace for co-stars of the show to have to show some skin to pay the bills, the show's legacy has become the porn equivalent of "Diff'rent Strokes" crime curse.

To date, Mark-Paul Gosselaar flashed his ass on "NYPD Blue" and Mario Lopez, just this month, mooned primetime with his near-perfect bubble on "Nip/Tuck":

But when news hit the Interweb this morning of a sextape starring nerd king Dustin Diamond (who played Screech) in a three way complete with a Dirty Sanchez (!), one can't help but cynically smell a very unoriginal P.R. stunt ...

Perez Hilton used to be this cute little gay boy who had this cute little celebrity-obsessed blog at the right place and the right time. The media devoured the whole "blogging" phenomenon and trounced on Perez as the posterboy for celeb blogging. Almost overnight he became an F-list "media commentator" and was everywhere: one of those talking heads on VH1 clips shows who spews commentary as vapid as the stars they're snarking on.

As he got bitchier and nastier on his blog to keep his growing readership happy, his reporting got sloppier (and he himself got more bloated). Last month, for example, he reported that Bjork did a "surprise DJ set at Tranny Shack" here in SF when in fact she merely played a set at The Stud, the club that hosts Trannyshack (one word, not two) on a different night.

(source: FadedYouthBlog)

Clay Aiken naked: The mere thought sends shivers down my spine. Whereas I've nothing against a ginger kid (Blu Kennedy, call me!), something about Clay Aiken's flavor of fetal-face vagina rock really makes my dick shrivel. Which is why I get a somewhat sadistic thrill re-posting this scan of ALLEGED webcam shots of Clay, printed in this week's tabloids and then scanned and posted by Perez Hilton.

Is this really Clay Aiken? The top right picture does look like him but the other not so much. If that is, in fact, his body, I see full well why John Paulus couldn't get the slightest whiff of a hard-on while getting pounded bareback by him for an hour and a half, as he purports. OK, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I'm leaving the comment on for this post -- don't be shy, let us know how you really feel.

Jack

It's really something out of a fairy tale. Ex-Green Beret meets young crooner and, after a flurry of romantic letters -- er, IMs -- meets with him in a North Carolina hotel room. While it sounds like a recipe for true love, John Paulus (right, on right) certainly found his experience with American Idol loser Clay Aiken sorely lacking. And not just cause Clay reputedly wanted to fist him. Despite letting Clay fuck him without a condom, Paulus couldn't get the guy to return his phone calls.

Of course, there is an upside sordid tryst -- complete with a DNA-soiled rag waiting to be entered into evidence -- John Paulus is now a Lucas Entertainment exclusive. Yesterday, he filmed his first scene with Wilson Vasquez (of Fire Island Cruising fame). Porn impersario Michael Lucas confirms that Paulus' scene with Vasquez went smoothly and, unlike when he was with Aiken, Paulus was able to stay erect. Happy Valentine's Day.

-- Mike

P.S. For more info on John Paulus, Michael Lucas and Clay Aiken, check out LucasBlog.com for exhaustive coverage of the tawdry affair.

Quite a week in world of gay porn. I don't quite know where to start. Actually, I know exactly where I'll start: With the biggest story of the year (so far). It was just announced that Wash West won Sundance. "Quinceanera", which he directed and wrote with his partner, Richard Glatzer, snagged both the dramatic jury grand prize and the audience award. It's an amazing feat in and of itself, but even more mind-blowing when taken in to account that it's the same Wash who directed Animus, Gluttony, Technical Ecstasy as well as The Hole for Jet Set. Nick Boyas and Avi Raccah, owners of Marina Pacific (who distribute Wet Palms) are listed as Executive Producers of "Quinceanera" alongside Todd Haynes.

Meanwhile, over at Fleshbot, their super sleuth editor Jonno has figured out that the Web site currently causing an Army investigation is actually Dink Flamingo's ActiveDuty.com (home of Cole, seen left. It's so weird that the Army would think that fucking your barracks buddy bareback would disqualify you for "Don't Ask, Don't Tell".

I just assumed that everyone had seen these but the requests keep trickling in (and Hector, devoted GayPornBlog reader, was nice enough to send these), so here you are (for those who can't get enough, or continue to get a thrill out of seeing real celebrity boner): a few of the more interesting, vagina-free seconds from "Dirty Colin".

Sadly, he's not as big as rumors had us to believe, but we wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

Frequent visitors to this site know that we tend to shy away from gratuitous innuendo-filled paparazzi shots of non-gay porn celebrities and their bulges, but everyone else is posting it, and it's been a slow week (OK, OK, I'm the slow one this week,) so here you go ... here's the pictures posted on every other gay blog in the universe:

Ricky Martin in a Speedo on St. Bart's canoodling with a man who might be his half-brother ... stop the fucking presses.

Ricky Martin Frolics On The Beach (Socalite's Life)
Is Ricky Martin a Top or a Bottom (Dlisted)
Ricky Martin takes the plunge (JustJared)
Ricky Martin's Christmas Vacation (Fleshbot)
Ricky Martin and His Beach Buddy (Towleroad)

Once upon a time, circa 1988, Casey Jordan was this cute-ish little insatiable bottom boy. He did a couple movies for Falcon ("Out of Bounds", "Perfect Summer", "Spokes II") and then he went away.

In 1994-95 he re-appeared in New Pledgemaster and "The Backroom" (both also Falcon), but when he returned, he looked somewhat ... surgically enhanced ...

Turns out that Tommy Hansen / Filip Trojovsky's gotten around quite a bit -- not just as a pass-around party bottom in the group scene of Bel Ami's Jullian.
He was also in a German yogurt commercial ("Der joghurt mit der ecke!") from Mueller a German dairy company.

When "ultra conservative" Mueller caught wind of his gay porn confession on Big Brother they quickly pulled the spot off the air. German tabloids are, in turn, foaming at the mouth over this. I can't blame them.

My German Deepthroat, Koki, sent me some stills from the commercial, where he plays an "akrobat". No one ever doubted his ability to bend over.

Click "Continue Reading" to see the stills from the commercial ...

The Czech Republic has spoken. They don't want gay porn stars on their reality TV shows. Filip Trojovsky, AKA
Bel Ami's Tommy Hanson, was voted off the CZ version of the international hit reality show Big Brother, roughly two weeks after he admitted to sitting on the occasional cock for college koruna. He's the second contestant voted off this season.

-- Jack

Reaching deep into his acting reserves, megawatt muscle-stud Jason Adonis has signed a deal to bottom in Jet Set Production's newest release. The filming has yet to commence and we're holding our breath hoping the straight stud won't 'back' out. But we're sending rosebuds just the same.

Adonis has had a tumultous rise to fame after being discovered by then Jet Set President Brett Drysdale. The hulking behemoth went on to star in a series of high-profile Jet Set releases, including Wash West's The Hole and American Porn Star before being whisked away as a Lifetime Exclusive by Falcon Studios for the best-selling and mile-high Taking Flight.

His exclusive contract didn't last a lifetime however and Adonis was soon a free agent again. He signed onto the Wet Palms gay porn soap for three episodes during which another straight man -- the ever ready Rod Barry -- bottomed for the pumped hunk. Most recently, the heterophilic Adonis appeared in Athletic Model Guild's Resurrection and talked about discussing creating his own production company, Jason Adonis Entertainment.

-- Mike

Still fuzzy from the Friday night festivites, as Saturday rolled along I forgot to bring my camera with me. Each Saturday before the big Parade, the million or so gay tourists (give or take 250,000) descend upon the intersection of 18th and Castro and flood the streets with unabashed faggotry. It's like a scene out of a zombie movie: the climactic finale where the walking dead take over the city and really is the last place I can deal with when hung over.

Yet it was the premiere of Colt's eXposed at the film festival, and I wasn't about to miss it for the world. It's a behind-the-scenes feature of Buckleroos and was shot and edited by the one and only Mr. Pam.

Just when you thought the staff of America's Next Top Model couldn't get any gayer, witness Bertini (far right). The would-be South African dancer got a little TOO into a spicy shoot on the niche hit reality show. Of course, we saw him first ... when he auditioned for gay porn soap Wet Palms.

Bad-touch Bertini was accused by a crocodile-teared Keenya of brushing, moaning and otherwise acting sexy on last night's episode. I thought I recognized his crazy green eyes, but it wasn't until I saw him in a leopard skin thong that I made the gay porn connection.

Gay-ish American Idol host Ryan Seacrest is busting a nut over American Porn Star host Jason Sechrest ... and he's taken the case to the court of Celebrity Justice! Jet Set Production's hugely popular American Porn Star recently walked away with the GayVN Award for Best Renting Title (that means cash money, folks), but the case against it is hardly new. American Porn Star producer Brett Drysdale assured Gay Porn Blog that any issue of copyright infringement was settled more than a year ago -- after an infamous gay porn "popcorn summit" with Fox and the producers of American Idol.

Elton John's not coming to the GayVN gay porn awards, but that didn't stop him from climbing aboard (or was that under) the gay porn train. Evidently the Bel Ami boys -- Lucas Ridgeston, Sebastian Bonnet and Johan Paulik -- were in full effect at Elton John's post-Oscar Bash, along with gay porn lovin' Scissor Sisters, juicing up an otherwise dull night at the Kodak. Did Elton commission his own private "Enchanted Forest" or was the Rocket Man forced to burn his fuse alone?

Oh, the humanity! Remember when only attractive, well-hung made sex vids? If David Furnish pops up on the internet, I quit.

-- Mike

Since "left-leaning Internet bloggers discovered possible ties to gay prostitution" (that would be porn, btw) on Tuesday, gay bashing conservative reporter (and perhaps fan of hard, working Marines) Jeff Gannon, retired yesterday, due to "attention being paid to me," Gannon said.

Links: Washington Post, NY Daily News, Salon, Chicago Tribune, CNN.

Politi-blogger Daily Kos (*warning ... link contains no porn whatsoever*) is running a story showing that conservative mud-slinger "reporter" Jeff Gannon aka Jim Guckert (who's got a rep for playing dirty with Dems in press conferences), really maybe likes to play dirty with other Marines. He's got quite a few domain names registered to him, including MilitaryEscortsm4m.com, HotMilitaryStud.com and the too-titilationg-for-words ExposeJesseJackson.com. They've also managed to unearth an I'm too-sexy-for-my-shrit AOL profile. Nice work, Markos!

More on this:
World O' Crap: "Jeff Gannon" Exposed
Wonkette: Live Hot Nude Jeff Gannon
Towleroad: Bush's Mandate
Daily Kos: Complete Listing of Jeff Gannon's Domains

I just got back from an Ugg-studded Park City and while Wet Palms won't be competing this year, the 2005 Sundance Film Festival has more sucking and fucking on its hallowed film screens this week alone than in the entire history of Utah.

On Friday night, directors Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato premiered their penetrating look at Linda Lovelace et al. with Inside Deep Throat. The doc interviews everyone from Hugh Hefner and Helen Gurley Brown to Gore Vidal and Harry Reems (the wacky doctor who discovers that Linda Lovelace's clitoris is at the base of her throat). Unlike so many porn docs, the Brian Grazer-produced film lets the original Deep Throat speak for itself, with an explicit and funny shot of Linda going down on Reems, taking the cock like a pro. While one audience member did express dismay that this was not a documentary about Watergate, the rest seemed prepared to accept the sex-cess.

I know, I know -- you think we're a bunch of delinquents for not getting all the photos and gossip up from Internext and the 5th Annual Cybersocket Awards. I'm sure you're all looking for new porn for gherkin' jerkin', too. But being a award-winning porn celebrity is tiring chilluns. And, of course, we're still trying to recover all the entries from November and December. But that shouldn't stop us from tooting a few horns.

The Cybersocket Awards, held at the Gipsy in Las Vegas, was filled with porn stars and sub-lebrities like us (Tim Valenti from NakedSword.com, Lisa Bang from Gay.com, Mark from Lavender Lounge, Rod Barry from my dreams), all hankering for a piece of bronze-plated glory. Directrix Chi Chi LaRue hosted the festivities, her arms dripping with sweet honeys like Johnny Hazzard.

NakedSword.com won so many awards I could hardly keep count -- Best Pay-Per-View Site, most notably, as well as collecting an award for the (now) award-winning Wet Palms site. And humble little us beat off, er, out the competition for Best Blog Site. Whoo-hoo! Thanks to all of you who voted for us -- we wouldn't be able to do it without you!

-- Mike

Porn-trepeneur and G Unit bad boy Lloyd Banks may not be porn star Ty Lattimore but that doesn't mean you can't pretend. I mean, in Black Balled 3, Lattimore and Cam'ron homo-nym Kamrun play gansters (albeit for a gang with inclinations for a white bottom). Or check out his G Unit (and Chad Hunt's) in Glory Holes of New York.

Baby, don't you worry about the haters.

-- Mike

I dunno ... Lloyd Banks, Ty Lattimore -- you never seen them in the same place at the same time. I'm not saying, I'm just sayin' ...

-- Jack

Some deep throat emailed me this picture of Brad Kroenig nude in response to my speculation on the supermodel's dick size. While I can't vouch for the picture's authenticity ...

On the heels of Michael Jackson's outcry against Eminem's satirical depiction of him as a child molester in his new video, Fox News (and GaySexBlog.net) report that former-porn producer F. Marc Schaffel plans to release a tell-all biography.

LA's NBC 4 reports that the son of Charles Peyton (aka Jeff Stryker) was hospitalized after what was perhaps was a racially motivated beating (Peyton is identified as Armenian).

Transcript and video clip of the story found here.

Love him or hate him, you have to admit that Marshall's got the cutest l'il muffin ass. He may call himself "slim shady," but he def. has some junk in the trunk. (Sorry, I'm hungover, that's the best I could come up with.)

-- Jack

Guess who's back? Back again. Shady's back. Tell a friend.

Nice job, Jacque! I've been after that fine ass for years ...

Since it's all over Page Six and the other gossip rags, why shouldn't we jump on the bandwagon? Especially since we were in LA with the Fleshbot editors when they broke the story last week.

Dessarae Bradford wrote a book called, "I Fu*ked Alec Baldwin in His A*s" (sometimes called "I F***** Alec Baldwin in His A**" and sometimes called "My S/M Romp with Alec Baldwin".) And although we find the idea rather repellant, this interview on FB is a hoot ... especially when Dessarae is all, "I am not a trannie!"

-- Jack

From MTV.com

"Wildboyz" stuntman Steve-O is upset about a porn version of his show that is circulating called "Wildboyz Out" � not because it's gay porn, he says, but because it's "poorly produced gay porn." He said he wants to put an end to the pornography "tainting our good, virtuous and copyrighted name." ...

Before the ambi-sexual Steve-O becomes the Paris Hilton of Gay Porn, we'd like to see him try some of the stunts Dick Wolf turns out.
-- Mike

Everybody is on the search for the reportedly elephantine full-frontal shots of the intact Mr. Farrell in the new movie At Home At the End of the World. I love Colin too, and I am glad to hear he's avoided the Irish Curse but until I see proof ...

I've seen enough large cocks in my life, in and out of porn, to leave the process of tracking Colin's commendable corn-holer down to Jonno at FleshBot. I'm sure he'll be the first to know. I'll be too busy humping Jared Leto.

--Mike

On behalf of GPB, I'd like to wish Mary Kate -- by far my favorite of the Olsen Twins -- a speedy recovery from her "health-related issue". I know first-hand how taxing it is to be a teenage billionare.

MK, if you're reading this, just think ... it could be worse. You could be Jodi Sweetin.

Godspeed!

-- Jack

This week's People magazine -- the "50 Hottest Bachelors" issue -- seems primed for Pride Season. See if you can match the celebrity 'bachelor' with the gay(ish) signifier from his People blurb.

Fashion-forward soccer star and Spice Girl househusband was caught adjusting the jewels in his banana hammock.

Was he doing a little show for the camera or was he just blissfully unaware? Who cares. He's hot. I guess boxers are officially "out" (finally).

Click here for free David Beckham Nude Gallery

More pictures on Fleshbot.

--Jack

Just when I was about to crown Penelope Cruz "Beard of the Year,"* I came across this rara avis -- a mutton-chopped Mormon missionary! The scruffy lad is forced to carry a "beard card" (available by prescription only, I kid you not!) when on the BYU campus.

I bet Sandra Bullock keeps hers in a Swarovski -studded clutch. I think Tony Randall's wife may have a spare for sale.

-- Mike

*I do not mean to imply that either Tom Cruise or Matthew McConaughey prefers the company of gay men. Only that the women they date seem to.

I always got a sort of faggy vibe from Jake Gyllenhaal, but maybe my gaydar's not so rusty after all. Discussing his role as a man-loving cowboy in the upcoming "Bareback Brokeback Mountain", he said, "every man goes through a period of thinking they're attracted to another guy."

Maybe he meant to say every gay man? Maybe I'm just fantasizing.

Or maybe I should just watch Mardi Gras Cowboy again and pretend Jim Buck is pounding Jake's ass.

-- Jack

I'm sure everyone is going to spend their weekend on that lensful of nude Brad Pitt called Troy. Variety calls it out:

What's really going on ... is the cinematic fetishizing of an actor on a virtually unequaled level. Appearing almost impossibly buffed, bronzed and chiseled, Pitt is lavished with elaborate photographic attention by [director Wolfgang] Petersen and lenser Roger Pratt, in the way Greta Garbo and Marlene Dietrich -- but very few men -- have been.

And yet, in this day and age, you can't whack off in a theater. Go figure. FREE DAN RENZI!

In honor of Mr. Pitt's fine piece of ass, I offer this bounty of Trojan-stylie gay pornography.

The Greek In Me (Greek!)
Greek Odyssey (Mythical!)
Son of Mykonos (On Location!)
Dive (Seafaring!)
Called to Duty (Warriors!)

-- Mike

Brad Pitt's multiple nude scenes are there if only to offset Troy's reported quarter-billion dollar price tag. Besides, I got my fill of big budget historical flops from last year's Marc Anthony anyway.

If you ask me, it's a shame you don't see Eric Bana's ass. Not that he ever was a beanpole, but he's hulked up so much for this movie, I wouldn't be surprised if Blue Blake comes a knockin'.

Greek Holiday looks better anyway. And who could top Centurions of Rome?

Brad Pitt nude is so ten years ago.

-- Jack

Dan Renzi, the "charismatic" gay one from Real World Miami, got nabbed for pulling a Pee-wee Herman ... and on National Masturbation Month! Is there no justice?

He's certainly not the first RW alum to get arrested, he did take the best mug shot, you have to admit. Does anyone care to guess which movie he was watching?

-- Jack

Personally, I would like to think that Dan's night was very similar to this 1978 Jack Deveau classic. The way he tells it though, this seems to be the real story. (Thanks to BJ for the corrections.)

-- Mike

I love celebrity gossip, and I'm constantly looking for hints about who is gay. When a famous person actually comes out, it's big news! Many times you have to read between the lines, like why was Kevin Spacey REALLY walking his dog at 4 AM in cruisy park in London. Hmm. But now we have the juice on a famous jazz musician and the foster son of a Bible thumper.

Jamiel Terry, 24, got paid to write his coming out story for OUT Magazine. In his own words, "�It's hard to point to one moment when you begin to come out to yourself, but if I had to, I�d go back to a night seven years ago, when I was 17. I was home from boarding school in my old bedroom at my parents� house in Windsor, N.Y., where my friend �Johnny� and I had just finished fooling around. Suddenly he asked me, �Do you think we are bisexual or gay?� The question so stunned me, I didn�t know how to respond. I mean, we had been having sex for ages, but I�d always believed I couldn�t be gay: I was the son of Randall Terry, a major leader of the Christian right�s antiabortion movement and now a leader in the fight against marriage for same-sex couples. I�m 24 now and I�m still figuring out my own story."

Randall Terry is one of those anti-abortion nutcases that caused abortion clinic workers to fear for their lives. His rallies featured giant photos of aborted fetuses in coffins. When the courts forced him to stop, he turned his attention to demonstrating at gay parades and preventing gay marriages from happening in Hawaii. Read the father's response to the coming out story, and you'll understand why the kid is in trouble. The father claims the kid still wants to on a "three month retreat to be delivered from homosexuality", even after the article was published. Or watch this movie with a similar theme.

The other celebrity outing has less drama and essentially a happy ending. Smooth jazz saxophonist, Dave Koz has come out in Advocate. He'd been living a completely out lifestyle in his personal life, but it was just never mentioned in his professional life. The occasion to say "I'm gay" just never came up - no potential for blackmail, no skeletons to hide, the people who were important already knew.

I'm familiar with his name, and aware that he is highly respected in his work. Prior to this, when ever his name was mentioned on one of the "Quiet Storm" radio stations (I think there's one in every city), what comes to mind is, "Oh, he's the cute one."

If there was any doubt to his being gay, check the photos from his birthday party. It reminds me of the line from Roseanne, "Thank god for gay men. Otherwise, fat girls would have no one to dance with."

I'm trying to think of a porn movie that involves a saxophone, but came up with nothing. I can only think of one gay porn movie that involves musicians, but it's a sucky punk rock band. And by that I mean sucky in a good way.

There are no more undiscovered fetishes, so where are the gay saxophone fetish movies?

The (Occasional) Weekly Report returns to NakedSword.com with appearances by Falcon's Josh Weston and big-dicked newcomer Barrett Long (the episode was shot in December). Plus a January episode with a Hawaiian theme show. Check out the HUGE arms Josh Weston has built over the winter months!

The Weekly Report goes Hawaiian! Join Tim and Roma! as they celebrate NakedSword's 2004 Cybersocket award for Best Pay-Per-View Site. Directors Steven Scarborough and John Rutherford join the Weekly Report team to celebrate Tim's birthday: he turns the big three-oh! And, as always, we've crammed the episode full of porn-tastic stuff. Special hot guests include two yummy porn stars: newcomer Diego De La Hoya, who can be seen in COLT Studio's latest release "HOG, The Leather File" and Collin O'Neal from Hot House Entertainment. Did we mention that the taping of the Weekly Report was being taped by a German television film crew?