IT’S THE MOST ABSURD GAY PORN MOVIE TIE-IN SINCE ROOTS XXX, BUT IT HAS ANGEL ROCK SO ALL IS FORGIVEN

Posted February 11, 2013 8:52 AM by with 4 comments


This weekend in theaters, by which I mean your grimy laptop: Angel Rock in the most absurd ripped-from-the-movie-poster marketing scheme since Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. But as I said, it has Angel Rock, so I’ll ignore the fact that it sounds like a joke porn from 30 Rock. Because Angel Rock is so insanely hot you’d think it wouldn’t be possible for him to have such a massive cock as well. Hmmm. Maybe there is witchcraft a foot.

Yes, the studio that brought you Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls just debuted @ Hansel & Gretel: The Cum Witch According to the press release:


We all know the Hansel & Gretel story. But did you know that Hansel had his own adventure before he and his sister met with the witch everyone knows about? It’s true. Before Hansel was addicted to sweets he was a ripped, muscular stud. One day he was abducted by the Cum Witch, a monster who drained the hot young man of his cum several times a day. But one day Hansel broke free of his chains and surprised the Cum Witch. What was his revenge on the Cum Witch? Watch this amazingly hot scene and find out! Starring Angel Rock as Hansel and Alexander Garrett as the Cum Witch.











On the plus side, they’ve probably cornered the search engine results on the phrase ‘cum witch.’

MORE CLIPS: Hansel and the Cum Witch (via Dominic Ford)
Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls (via Dominic Ford)

Mike

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4 responses to IT’S THE MOST ABSURD GAY PORN MOVIE TIE-IN SINCE ROOTS XXX, BUT IT HAS ANGEL ROCK SO ALL IS FORGIVEN

  1. igor February 11th, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    He is hot

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  2. Eddie February 11th, 2013 at 11:34 PM

    …And Gretel was behind the camera. BTW: Who would imagine that Hansel was beefy and hung ?

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  3. Jose Ruiz February 17th, 2013 at 4:22 AM

    Angel is a hot Latin. He needs a new manager. Who ever is putting him on fake Viagra ads and in two bit scenes on every dime store porn site out there is not doing him any favors. He should be a much bigger star now. Not a run-of-the-mill fill in.

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  4. Lazaro Cartaya September 22nd, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    Thanks for the compliments. -Angel Rock

    Reply

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