Gay Porn in Uniform: Blue Movies in the Green Zone?

Posted March 18, 2007 3:43 PM by with 0 comments

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Tomorrow marks the 4th anniversary of the start of the Iraq War, I’m given to review the numerous intersections of gay porn and the US military campaign. In fact, given the recent expose on poor conditions at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center, one could fairly claim that the gay porn industry is providing better care for our boys than George Bush.

If I were coming back from a tour of Baghdad, I’d side with the 82nd Airborne division and put myself in the muscular hands of Dink Flamingo (of Active Duty fame) than George Bush’s Gollum-esque claws. Baghdad may be a dry town, but based on the footage online, Fort Bragg seems to be a party base.

gay-military-gay-porn-jake-cruise-aidyn-2-pic.jpgAll Worlds director Dirk Yates did most of his reality-style porn directing in peace time (in echoes of this month’s Matt Sanchez scandal, Dirk was cemented in the porn firmament in 1993 when Tom Brokaw uncovered Dirk Yates’ “Marine Porn Ring” on the nightly news), but he’s still the standard-bearer for all the molestory hopeful’s wishing to supplement a guy’s GI Bill.

While Cpl. Matt Sanchez might claim that gay porn was a personal low point for him, blue movies trump the Green Zone for many vets. Take “Aidyn” (no word on his military name) at JakeCruise.com: not long ago his abdomen was sliced open by an IED, now his ass is being split by Jake’s tongue. Even if Jake isn’t your type, it’s pretty easy to choose between the two.Meanwhile, back at base, it’s Beach Party Vietnam all over again. Could you imagine a better porn set than the pools at Saddam’s palace?

Of course, most gay military movies end up looking a lot more like the Scandavian reality show, “Gay Army.”

The Few, The Proud, the Naked (Dirk Yates on NakedSword)
Ex-Marine Rod Barry (The Gay Porn Blog Profile)
Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty
Gay Porn News: “Dirty” Sanchez Update (Gay Porn Blog)

Mike

No responses to Gay Porn in Uniform: Blue Movies in the Green Zone?

  1. nil March 20th, 2007 at 4:33 AM

    I think that a Gay army could win this war. Let them loose on Baghdad!

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  2. Dude March 20th, 2007 at 9:10 AM

    Lets not forget that it is because of our military that our country is free! They do so much and so many people are consumed with hating Bush that they forget to give thanks to the guys who keep our nation safe. I think that it is because soldiers represent our country and patriotism that they are soo hot and admirable…

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  3. Anonymous March 21st, 2007 at 10:50 AM

    Sorry, but I disagree with the connection you are trying to make about gay porn taking better care of the servicemen, since the gay porn industry does not provide long term benefits or any medical care, so you are stretching. Not that our government is doing such a great job at it themselves but let’s not get carried away.

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    kool & sexy

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