GAY PORN TUBE: THREE REASONS TO GO STRAIGHT

Posted April 28, 2012 1:03 PM by with 3 comments


Not literally of course. After the jump, gay porn trade Jimmy Johnson and a weekend’s worth of tenuous sexual identities…

 


1. Jimmy Johnson
Sure, he’s an asshole straight boy in the tradition of Brodie Sinclair and Johnny Castle. SO THE FUCK WHAT. I don’t care if he thinks he’s the Queen of Sheba, so long as he lets me suck his dick (Jimmy Johnson Fucks Ty Tucker, via Dominic Ford)
 
 

2. Fraternity X
No amount of Bob Marley posters that will make believe this is an actual frat. And the only think that leads me to believe they’re straight is that they don’t use condoms. Well, that and the non-chalant butchness of “Fuck that hole!” (The Midnight Snack, via Fraternity X)
 
 

Adam Killian's Booty Shake
3. Adam Killian
Where’s an ACTUAL straight man when you need one? Is there some gay-for-pay shortage that requires Adam Killian to dress in straight-face and pretend to be turned out by Spencer Fox. No matter. As you well know, when he makes his ass sissybounce it mesmerizes me. Add in Killian getting greased like a Naked Kombat contestant and I’m in. For the weekend. (Straight to Gay, via Men.com)

Mike


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3 responses to GAY PORN TUBE: THREE REASONS TO GO STRAIGHT

  1. Dirty Jock Boy May 1st, 2012 at 7:16 AM

    I love Frat X! It’s so rough, the guys are verbally humiliating, and lots of gang bangs.

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  2. David May 1st, 2012 at 11:17 AM

    *sigh*

    So this penchant for “straight” men is the new face of the legendary gay self-loathing.

    There are THOUSANDS of VERY attractive men out there who DON’T think we are subhuman – why not lust after them instead?

    Desperation is not cute.

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  3. grpr May 9th, 2012 at 2:47 PM

    I am sighing too.

    But, honestly, when it comes to the straight and gay-for-pay boys, I have a single and very simple rule, give up that ass or you are not getting my money. And once the straight boys are willing to give it up, it’s all good.

    There are times when I do get tired of the limp dicks and the visible disinterest. I do love to watch the gay guys who are attracted to each other go at it. It’s a lot more exciting.

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