5 GAY PORN SCENES THAT EVEN A POPE COULD LOVE

Posted October 13, 2013 7:11 PM by with 0 comments

As plenty of wiser faggots than I have pointed out, the connections between pig sex and the religious supplication are not THAT different.

Given that the Francis the Friendly Pope is dismissing relgious debates over gay people and abortion like a a stoned 70s priest, I figured it’s only a little while longer before he tells us that all those stories about Sodom were rumors made up by Philistine real estate agents who wanted to buy low before the inevitable gentrification. Sexy Bible stories, and gay porn scenes even Papa could love, after the jump.

“Yet she became more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (Ezekiel 23:20)

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1. Dirty Tony

If there’s every anyone that fulfills my teenage dreams of meeting a defrocked Italian priest, it’s Tony. He’s not blessing us with his sacrament here, but Gio is positively apostolic. More …

Then his father Issac said to him, “Come here my son, and kiss me.” (Genesis 27:26)


2. Maverick Men
Daddy. Son. Holy ghost! More …

And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother’s wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. (Genesis 38:8-9)


3. Fraternity X

Let’s be frank: we know it’s about to rain down fire and brimstone in Arizona. But in the meantime, bring us your men. In the latest downward spiral, the boys of Fraternity X smoke a lot of weed and gangbang Sean (Pike) More …

“So they pitched a tent for Absalom on the roof, and he lay with his father’s concubines in the sight of all Israel.” II Samuel 16: 22.

4. Randy Blue
Randy’s Welcome To LA series continues with a trip to a Burbank penthouse, which might be an oxymoron. More …

Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king’s son in law. (1 Samuel 18:27)


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5. Guys In Sweatpants

His beard is starting to make him look like an Old Testament prophet. I wouldn’t be surprised if he announced he was going to be a mohel this Halloween.


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