KIDS THESE DAYS! 3 GAY PORN TWINKS TO WATCH OUT FOR

Posted May 11, 2012 9:28 AM by with 5 comments

I’m as mystified as anyone by my sudden turn to gay porn’s young, dumb and whorey. After the the jump, three twinks you’ll want to watch your wallet around.

 
 


Andre Boleyn at Bel Ami
So innocent, so sweet, so crazy about getting fucked. He once claimed to be straight, but has evolved as quickly as Obama. If he wants to keep up appearances, he might want to wipe off his chin.
What I Would Buy Him: A black-market Rolex
Recommended Scene: Andre Boleyn and Harris Hilton

 
 


Jake Bass at Cockyboys
Even at Cockyboys, where they seem to be minting new twinks weekly, Jake stands out. Jake may look like a Hogwarts drop out, but he’s got magic in his balls. I don’t know if he’s dumb, but he’s definitely full of cum. He’s like a lawn-sprinkler.
What I Would Buy Him: A fresh set of linen handkerchief from Woods of Harrogate
Recommended Scene: Jake Bass and Jimmy Clay Flip-Fuck

 
 


Aiden at Corbin Fisher
He can multiple times if he’s getting fucked, which is frequent. He’s thick like a neighbor’s football playing son — the type who holds his glance at you a little bit longer than he should when you’re introduced, then offers to help you mow the lawn. I’m verging into slash fiction here, but man.
What I Would Buy Him: A bottle of Patron and a trip to San Diego. And maybe some condoms.
Recommended Scene: Aiden’s Triple Load

Of course, I’ve gone on extensively about Sean Cody’s Gregory and, more recently, Max Ryder. Who am I missing? Who should I be buying things for?

Mike

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5 responses to KIDS THESE DAYS! 3 GAY PORN TWINKS TO WATCH OUT FOR

  1. Angel Benton May 11th, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    Johnny Rapid over at Men.com

    Reply

  2. alex May 11th, 2012 at 11:05 PM

    I’m baffled that anyone would label CF’s Aiden as a “twink”.

    Reply

    • Jason May 14th, 2012 at 1:43 PM

      That was my exact same thought.

      Reply

  3. Max May 15th, 2012 at 7:57 PM

    Apparently you don’t know the meaning of “Twink”..SmH

    Reply

    • Mike May 16th, 2012 at 6:59 AM

      At this point in my life, they’re all twinks ;-)

      Reply

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