1001 GAY PORN SCENES TO WATCH BEFORE YOU DIE

Posted July 7, 2013 1:18 PM by with 1 comment

Paddy O'Brien Getting Fucked

Well, maybe five. But I’m only giving you until the end of the week.

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1. David Bradberry (neé Townswend)
It was our nation’s birthday. Would it kill you to salute a Marine? Extra hot points for Bradberry’s debut on Bravo’s Below Deck, because it takes the world that much closer to seeing Andy Cohen’s dick pick. More …

 

 

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2. Paddy O’Brien‘s Mystery Bottoming
Not officially a porn scene, I know. But just the idea of that fur-sea finally parting for as an as-yet-unannounced mystery top is enough to make me turn off the Cranberries and lower the blinds. Smart money is on Topher DiMaggio. More …

 

 

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3. Ben Driver
I’ve been writing mashnotes to Ben Driver since Thursday, when I accidentally jerked off to this scene with him and Tyson (who, when hard, is actually an half-inch larger than Ben). Confronted with Ben’s beer can cock, he does what any other sentient being would do and flips on to his stomach. So good I had to stop writing this for seven minutes. More …

 

 

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4. Shawn Wolfe and Ryan Rose
So good I want to blow the photographer. More …

 

 

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5. Maverick Men
Hunter and Cole’s latest youth conquest is not my type, but there’s something EXTREMELY boner-inducing about watching some 18-year-old fan live out his fantasy with two daddies? And getting to naw on Hunter’s tootsies? (Again, not my thing but you know he’s been jerking off thinking about it since he first put away the Little Mermaid tapes.) More …

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One response to 1001 GAY PORN SCENES TO WATCH BEFORE YOU DIE

  1. Jett Blakk July 9th, 2013 at 7:14 AM

    David Alanson is moving forward with his mainstream career, not only in “Below Deck” (which sounds like a porn title), but also in indie films, recently making appearances in THE MEN NEXT DOOR, BITE MARKS (my personal favorite) and THE LAST STRAIGHT MAN (coming soon). Much luck to him!

    JB

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