VOTE FOR SISTER ROMA FOR SF PRIDE GRAND MARSHAL … PLEASE!

Posted March 1, 2012 7:59 PM by Mike with 0 comments

Want to make a difference in the world? Sister Roma, queen of drag and tireless advocate for everything decent and perverse and gay, has been nominated for Grand Marshal of San Francisco Pride. Enough with the gay porn already. You need to vote for her.

Let’s be frank. SF Pride Grand Marshal is an honorific usually granted to a celebrity who somehow resisted pelting her gay son with rocks. This is your chance to change that. This year, let’s up-end the system by voting for someone who can show America that gay life that isn’t a Volvo-sponsored snooze-fest.

Roma is not only one-thousand times more entertaining than our normal choices, she does not use teeth. When she’s not interviewing gay porn stars for the Tim and Roma Show, she’s fighting and fundraising for gay people everywhere, whether they be peg-legged lesbian seamstresses or muscle-y hustlers with shingles. And when she’s not doing that, she ties herself to a computer until the photos YOU JERK OFF TO HERE EVERYDAY are jerk-offable (aka, she’s Art Director at Hot House). She’s the one of the best things about San Francisco, the Most Photographed Nun in the World and her santorum tastes of lilacs and lemongrass. She does not use teeth. I know I already said that, but it’s important. She’s also one of the kindness, most generous and genuine people I know. She’s been a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence for 25 years, and a friend of mine for almost 10. Please vote for her. (You don’t have even to be from San Francisco.)

VOTE SISTER ROMA FOR GRAND MARSHAL (via SF Pride)

— Mike
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