5 THINGS YOU WOULD HAVE RATHER JERKED OFF TO THIS WEEKEND

I know — you’d rather have had these in time for your weekly Sunday smoke and stroke. Unfortunately, I was limited in my ability to scan the web for the hottest and bestest gay porn, on account of the heteronormative environment I found myself in. If it makes you feel better, I was cock-blocked, too.

1. Connor Patricks Dominates Axel Flint (Naked Kombat)

My love of wrestling is legion. And even if my ass weren’t on the line, I’d surrender to Connor Patricks. More …

2. Mick Lovell Bareback (Bel Ami)

Sure, it’s a remake. Sure, I miss Johan Paulik. But is this scene of Mick Lovell taking it from Luke Hamill worth the hype? Yes, as well as every penny I’ve spent on the site. More …

3. Tony Milan (Cockyboys)

 

All Brazilian. No wax. More …

 

4. Marcus Ruhl and Angelo (Falcon)

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5. Marcus Ruhl and Angel Rock (Hot House)

Whatever Marcus Ruhl wants, Marcus Ruhl gets. And this week, he’s had A LOT of visitors — most notably Angel Rock and Angelo. I see this in his future.

 

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