So Apparently You Think Mitch Vaughn Can Fuck!?
Despite the fact that I was not-so-subtly rooting for someone else, I am fine with this. Really, I am! It just feels kind of awkward to have barely mentioned Mitch Vaughn until now that’s he’s been officially announced as the winner of Season 2 of Dominic Ford’s So You Think You Can Fuck. So, I’m going to try to make it up to the sexy fucker with a blow-by-blow recap of his run on the show.
We first met Mitch Vaughn in Episode 2: Health Code Violation, where he flip-flopped with Tony Newport — the greenest (and twinkiest) of the group. I was criticized for my “brutal opinions” for merely pointing out that I was distracted by Mitch’s taint piercing and poor choice in bathing suits — two minor quibbles that were more than made up for by his massive gusher of a cumshot.
Mitch’s next performance was in Episode 4: Sexy Stripping, Hot Fucking, & 4 Cumshots, where Mitch gets fucked by Kevin Crows. Second time around, I was less distracted by Kevin’s pierced quiche and bizarre swim trunks, but in turn more distracted by the fact that they were fucking in what appeared to be my grandmother’s bedroom. This itself was a distraction easily forgiven by the four substantial cumshots found within this scene (but, like, seriously …what is going on with that headboard?):
Moving along to Mitch Vaughn’s third and final appearance in SYTYCF Season 2, Episode 7: Pool Fuck, where he flip-flops with Jarett Fox by the pool. Mitch is so good being versatile and shoots another load so massive, I overlook another unfortunate pair of asymmetric swim trunks. (You know what? Mitch won, so now can give him even more of a hard time.)
So now that Season 2 is over, I guess this means I can’t make any more “so you think” puns and stop pretending that Jimmy Clay is my boyfriend hope Dominic Ford asks me back to judge Season 3 (if you ask me back, I promise no cracks about what anyone’s wearing!)
All kidding aside, congratulations and kudos are in order to Mitch Vaughn, as well as the rest of contestants and Dominic Ford himself, all of which did a great job of brining us an innovative gay porn series that was as fun to watch as it was sexy. I’m already excited for season 3.
— Jack
Tags: Dominic Ford, Jarett Fox, Kevin Crows, Mitch Vaughn, So You Think You Can Fuck, Tony Newport
sxg November 21st, 2011 at 4:57 PM
wait, what does Kevin Crows have pierced???
Alex November 21st, 2011 at 9:27 PM
So glad it was Mitch and not one of the Gay4payers. I liked Rick McCoy for half a second until he turn out to be just another stoned out gay4payer with a dick full of viagra and an ass full of Ora-Gel. Now he’s bringing his wife into the business and they are both shooting for Next Door confirming that he is just low class gay4pay trash partying and smoking out with other trash like Tyler Torro and James Huntsman over at the Next Door house. Thy aren’t even subtle about it talking about it on Twitter. At least Jimmy is just flat out dumb as a brick Kevin and Rick are straight up user trash, I don’t care how good they look or how well they fake it when they fuck because they are jsut gross on the inside.
John November 21st, 2011 at 10:57 PM
In nursing, we called that area, perineum or the space between a guy’s asshole and balls. It’s definitely a sweet spot for me and I bet a lot of other men, with an out of this world organism when rubbed or massage when you are about to cum. I can see the reason for piercing but my only fear is that the piercing would get catch on clothing. Big question here, what is the real reason with this Gay4pay? Can the porn companies find enough good looking gay men? I agree with Alex, they probably do bring their own wives to the set. We need to boycott this rubbish!
John