THINK YOU CAN’T AFFORD A PORN STAR ESCORT? 9 GRABBY WEEKEND DEALS FOR EVERY BUDGET!

Posted May 23, 2013 11:51 PM by with 5 comments

You’re going to Chicago for the Grabby gay porn awards. You used Kayak to find a cheap flight, Priceline to find a decent hotel room. But who’s to help you find a gay porn hooker that’s not a wallet buster? Us, that’s who! After the jump, nine gay porn star escorts from the bottomest deals to the toppest dollars!

Jason Sparks ($100)

With rates “starting at $100” for “massage”, the man behind Jason Sparks Live is the best deal in town! He doesn’t get in front of the camera too often anymore, but you could probably even come out of this ahead if you let him film it on a webcam. But expect extra for fisting lessons. Or smiles.

 
 

“Christian” ($200)

Score a discount with this “sometimes safe” Treasure Island Media star by doing an in-call at his hotel room at the Chicago Marriott! And think of the money you’ll save money on condoms!

 
 

Andrew Justice ($250)

“If you want the boyfriend experience I’m your guy,” writes the bisexual porn star who served time in 2008 for stalking and harassing an ex-girlfriend.
 
 

$275)

The top draw at Falcon for Tahoe: Snowpacked is priced to move at $275. Even better, he boasts a connection to another top porn escort who does not advertise. They mystery man is worth the price alone!
 
 

Vito Gallo ($300)

“Open minded so let‘s not be shy.” Oh, we won’t be, Vito!
 
 

Trenton Ducati ($350)
Gay Escort Trenton Ducati
He won “Best Porn Star Escort” at the Hookies earlier this year, so I guess you’re paying a premium for that.
 
 

Nick Sterling ($250-300)

He has an ass of gold, a B.A. in literature, and “a wide range of interests.” The 29-year-old Randy Blue star boasts “I enjoy conversation as well,” though I can’t image wasting any of my precious time doing anything but resting my face on his pillowy ass cheeks.
 
 

Austin Wolf ($375)

The 2013 winner for Best Top knows his value. Only a few months ago, he was going for a bargain priced $300, but since he’s risen like bitcoin. But that’s also because he’s more than a pretty face. One reviewer notes Wolf “appears to lack significant narcissistic traits, let alone the antisocial or borderline tendencies that are unfortunately not that uncommonly found amongst escorts and non-escorts alike.” Maybe he can help you, too. Even at $375, that’s cheaper than time on an analyst’s couch.
 
 

Chase Hunter ($500)

The star of Basic Plumbing (and Basic Plumbing 3) may not be up for any awards, but he’s coming out for International Mr. Leather and is “GUARANTEED TO SHOW YOU A VERY GOOD TIME.” Catch him at the Hyatt Regency 24/7. Of course, at $500 an hour, true stars don’t come cheap.

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5 responses to THINK YOU CAN’T AFFORD A PORN STAR ESCORT? 9 GRABBY WEEKEND DEALS FOR EVERY BUDGET!

  1. Ruddigore July 16th, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    So, instead of getting Chase Hunter, for $50 more I could get both Andrew Justice AND Vito Gallo… at the same time. And they kind of look like brothers. I think that’s the way to go.

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  2. Harvey Livingston June 13th, 2014 at 10:59 AM

    I’ll take 3 please. Andrew Justice still looks hot. I saw his vid with DavidSF. That was the hottest amateur vid I have ever seen. Watch it, if you have a hotter vid than that send it to me. I want to see it. Lol

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  3. nick January 8th, 2015 at 5:37 AM

    I wish I could find an escort whose cock looks like chris charmings. real thick mushroom head. from boston do they even exist?

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  4. nick January 8th, 2015 at 2:02 PM

    wonder if there are ay gay porn starts who are hung like chris charming. and escort I am in the boston area

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  5. Doug Archer January 19th, 2017 at 11:17 AM

    I will take any escort, above, to play the role of, patient, for pre-employment physical exam. I have the stethoscope, latex gloves, reflex hammer, otoscope, KY. You, the patient, please wear briefs.

    We Will Have A-Lot Of Fun, Buddy

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