10 ODD THINGS THAT CHRISTIAN WILDE HAS FUCKED

Into the Wilde, Christian’s attempt to film a fucket list of things he’s never done with his penis, debuted on NakedSword today with a cum shot on the Golden Gate Bridge — in a moving van. But anyone who’s followed Christrian’s career knows that he’s going to have to go pretty far to find things he hasn’t done. A round up of elves, watermelons and farm hands, after the jump …

Here he is, fucking Brandon Jones on the Golden Gate Bridge. But that’s nothing.
 
 

He once was forced by a dominatrix to do this, whatever this is. More …
 
 

Then found a spare tire to prop up Ethan Storm for Diamond Auto. More …
 
 

And fucked Bryan Cole while Cole was suspended from a bale of hay. More …
 
 

And Jessie Colter in a Wheelbarrow
 
 

And fucked Shane Erikson after wrestling in him in oil (let’s hope it was latex-friendly) More …
 
 

Not to mention had sex with an elf at what might have been the best Christmas Party ever. (He also had sex with the man with Christmas present, in case you were wondering. More …
 
 

Face fucked a man wearing a watermelon on his head. More …
 
 

And did this foursome with straight women after a drunken meal. He was spared the CBT, however. (His friend was not so lucky.)
 
 

Fingered Himself
 
 

And tried out a dildo in his bathroom
 
 

Ate this nice ladies foot (and then got jacked off by her tootsies) More …
 
 

This week, he lives out his desire to have sex in a moving vehicle in front of tourists and God and mr. Pam. In a car! In a box! With a fox In a train! In the rain! In a van! In a man! More …

A Disney star he is not. And, of course, he finally bottomed. So while I’ll give him that the Golden Gate bridge sex scene is pretty good trick, he’s running out of things that are legal. Christian’s got three more fantasies to go, and I have a feeling he’s looking for suggestions. What should Christian do with his penis next?

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