Dark Alley Pitches for Pervert Porn

I was still feeling nautical after cruising Will Clark's Bad Boys on the Hudson, so I stopped by Owen Hawk's lower Manhattan apartment. Hawk, the star of Dark Alley Media's acclaimed sailor flick, Mutiny, and director Mattias Von Fistenberg and I watched a TiVo'd episode of the unacclaimed E! series, Fight for Fame. Brad Benton (using the name Dylan Vox) seemed to annoy the judges to no end, but I found the antics of this deviant endlessly amusing. He was a real bad boy, minus the bad.

Valentine's Day at Wet Palms

Wet Palms is back -- the fourth episode will launch on NakedSword.com later today, but you can catch the fourth installment of the hardcore gay soap on the Gay Porn Blog theater now.

It may not be the same thing as eating chocolates in bed with the trick of the week (or the old ball and chain, depending), but there's something comforting about returning to that sweet little semi-fictional bathhouse that we like to call home. If you haven't had a chance to catch the GayVN-nom'd porn series, you can jump into the sexual double-dutch with the new episode in which the ever even-tempered Jason Adonis (pic, right) makes his debut. And be sure to look for a cameo from Jack, tugging at his own crotch in an erotic fashion.

-- Mike

Movie of the Week: Hazed (Jocks Studios, 2001)

Since I guess young boys across the country are enrolling in college and being faced with choices that will, no doubt, effect the rest of their lives, I would like to present this cautionary tale, courtesy of Jocks Studios.

It's called Hazed and it tells the shocking tale -- inspired by true events, for sure -- of three young pledges and the unspeakable terrors they must endure under the cruel hand of pledgemaster Blake Harper, all in the name of social acceptance. And you thought "Mean Girls" was bad?

Porn of the Week: Descent (2000)

Director: Steven Scarborough Studio: Hot House Starring: Aiden Shaw, Marcus Iron, Blake Harper, Chris Rock, Jason Branch, Todd Gibbs, Clay Powell, Damian Ford, Mark Mason, Zak Anders, Nick Moore, Rick Allen

Like a fantastic lay, Descent is a steady, well-paced progression to climax. It builds shot upon shot, stroke upon stroke with a determined pulsating madness that leaves you (or at least part of you) in a puddle on the floor. Scarborough's cinematic eye lingers on Aiden Shaw's beautiful, pre-cum-dripping, 9 1/2-inch cock, caresses Blake Harper's taut ass and holds the fierce-eyed Marcus Iron hostage as he bucks and sucks. The look and the lighting of shots switches dramatically within scenes, giving the porn a visual depth and texture that keeps our attention riveted ...

Descent was nominated for 4 GayVN awards, including Best Gay Video and Best Sex Scene. It's a classic gay video and a great stroke, besides.

-- Mike

Movie of the Week: 2nd Gear (2002)

Lance Gear plunges so much fine ass in this gay porn that it's criminal. His rough-and-tumble image is as entertaining as it is sweat-inducing. Watching Lance Gear with a bunch of nasty kids like Jack Ryan and Danny Vox is like seeing Popeye on a bathhouse bender -- cartoonish but suprisingly hot. Director Chi Chi La Rue is excellent at getting porn stars at their most animal and 2nd Gear is no exception.

Nominated for 9 GayVN Awards in 2003, if you ask me it was robbed for Best All Sex Video.

-- Mike

Movie of the Week: "The Bigger the Better"

The Bigger the Better

This Matt Sterling classic is arguably the best gay porn flick ever made. More specifically, it's the second scene, where not-so-apt pupil Rick Donovan overpowers his teacher, Matt Ramsey, with his massive cock, and manages to fuck two insanely voluminous, over-the-shoulder loads from the eager bottom.