Five Greatest Amateur Cum Shots Of All Time

Ever since I saw Peter North / Matt Ramsey shoot into his own mouth in Bigger The Better I've been obsessed with high-volume, in-the-mouth cum shots (Not that this is such a bizarre fetish, I'm sure.) Here's five remarkable ones I've "cum across" (zing!) in recent weeks that are every bit as delightful to watch as they are downright hard to believe ... after the jump ...

Reese Rideout goes Viral!

I seriously can't stop watching the video "Playgirl Model Nicholas Ryan" (aka RandyBlue Exclusive Reese Rideout) posted of himself playing the Wii Fit in some crazy-assed thong. And I'm not the only one! The video's been linked on mainstream gaming blog Kotaku, as well as all the usual suspects (TheSword, Fleshbot, Dudetube, Starrfucker, QueerMeNow and so on ... ) getting it over 74,000 100,000 views in 4 days. Not bad ...

GayPornTube: He's Baaaaack!

XTube favorite and human fire hose (no, I'm not talking about Michael Biserta) Supersoaker has returned, reborn as xraveboi. This time he invents an entire new genre of gay porn: The Self-Bukakke.

Clip after the jump. Seriously, I don't think I've seen anything like this ...

Exclusive Clip: Zak Spears and The Fuck Machine

Although it was four years ago, I often think of this interview I did with Zak Spears where he told me he named himself after Mark-Paul Gosselaar's character from "Saved By The Bell". In my mind Zak Spears and Zack Morris couldn't be on more opposite ends of the sexual spectrum.

Case in point: "Zak Spears and the Fuck Machine," appearing on MassiveStudio.com. According to director John Bruno: "I think Zak actually wore that machine out. This is by far, one of the hottest moments I have ever had the pleasure of shooting."

While you're watching the exclusive hardcore clip after the jump, try to imagine Zak Morris's ass is getting pummeled. Ha.

"Home Bodies": When Bottoms Top (and Tops Bottom)

Somehow it's way more shocking that Roman Ragazzi is topping in Home Bodies than to learn he's popping Damien Crosse's cherry.

Damien on the bottom I can deal with ... you can practically hear his hole asking to be abused and he even jokingly refers to himself as big bottom in a recent blog post. Not to mention the video run down of his weekend of pig sex a few weeks ago.

Roman on the other hand ... what a concept! While a bottom with a thick nine-incher is frustrating to deal with in real life, in porn it's as unforgivable as a hot ass that won't surrender the pink. Thank god they both gave in.

Hardcore clip from and images from the scene after the jump ...

You'll Love YouLoveJack.com, Reason #2: Kirk Collins

4. Kirk Collins: Yeah, he's a beanpole but you can't say he's not having a good time with himself ...

You'll Love YouLoveJack.com, Reason #3: Toby Grace

3. Toby Grace: Yeah, he looks like he has crabs, but if you squint your eyes he looks like David Beckham and crabs is a chance I'd be willing to take for that cock.

You'll Love YouLoveJack.com, Reason #4: Tigger

4. Tigger: Stupid name, unspeakably bad Tommy Hill boxers. But man, he looks so nervous in the beginning ... it's adorable.

You'll Love YouLoveJack.com, Reason #5: Nicky Blacklock

At risk of sounding like a bigger narcissist than I already am, I'm just going to come right out and say that I Love YouLoveJack.com. How could I not? Just like FleshJack, they named their site after me (... or so I like to pretend.)

Sort of like a cross between a tube site and an amateur porn site, I don't mind paying for content when I know it's going to be good and won't mysteriously disappear as soon as you're getting into it. their movies often feature emo-ish, pierced/tattooed guys who almost always finger and/or dildo themselves while they're jerking off. Plus their guys *always* have the best cocks. It's uncanny!

Since I've been bit by the listicle bug, I'll be posting my five favorite YouLoveJack clips over the next few days (I'd post them all in one big entry but the code is getting all fucked up for some reason).

GayPornTube: 4th Floor Trailer

Just released from Raging Stallion is 4th Floor, the newest feature directed by Ben Leon, hot on the heels of his GayVN/Grabby sweep for Grunts.

With four vignettes all taking place in an industrial building, each scene revolves around a visual cue (cops and robbers, a chase, a non-stop elevator ride) that contributes a bit of tension and mystery to the sex that ensues.

Ben, who played with light more than ever and pushed shadows farther with 4th Floor, told me he's particularly excited about the the scene with Logan McCree and Roman Ragazzi, adding, "Their chemistry is palpable. These two did not want to stop fucking."

Whatever. You had me at Logan McCree and Roman Ragazzi.

Hardcore trailer and image gallery after the jump ...

GayPornBlog Exclusive: Folsom Prison Trailer

Folsom Prison, TitanMen's latest "Folsom" movie (the 5th in the series), will be released in on regular DVD and Blu-ray™ High Def at IML in Chicago on May 22nd.

We have the hardcore trailer for y'all after the jump ... before you click continue, does anyone care to hazard a guess how they're going to top the last four? You might be a little "shocked" is all I'm sayin' ...

Friday YouTube Miscellany

1. The Francois Sagat we know and love is back on YouTube with more avant-garde-ity, this time humping an oversized leather ottoman while speaking in tongues. YES!

Ménage-à-Three With Logan McCree

That face! That cock! That body covered with Prince tattoos! What is not to love about RSS Exclusive Logan McCree? If you had any doubt, check out these three free video clips of my #1 crush in action.

The first clip is a trailer of him jocking-out with his cock out in Jock Itch ... (a concept that a few of you apparently find dubious but whatevs!). Logan's towards the end of this clip, getting fucked by also-delicious Scott Tanner. After the jump, two clips from The Sword where Logan talks about his tattoos and a rewolting sexual encounter that nearly made him womit.

Damien Crosse's Hot Times in Little Havana

People always ask me why porn stars make porn. My rotating stock of answers is include because they can, because it's easy money, because they love the camera, and because they're exhibitionists. (Mostly people expect (or want) a Lifetime TV movie answer, like "because they are sad and desperate for money, and were molested as children," so that they can pity the stars they're masturbating too and regain a sense of power, but I've never seen that answer fit). Anyhow, the easiest answer as to why porn stars are porn stars?:

IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING PERVERTS, God bless them. Here's Damien Crosse talking about the origins of his current perverted state.

Related:
Exclusive: Damien Cross Talks About His First Porno (TheSword.com)

-- Mike

Gay Video Set: Hot House's Verboten

We went on the set of Hot House's Verboten a few months back and, in addition to finding large collection of red gay butt toys, we also saw our favorite bionic gay porn star, Rafael Alencar. He and Alex Collack were about to double-penetrate Canada's own Alexy Tyler. In typical Hot House fashion, young Alexy got his border tore up NAFTA-style, but we get the feeling he enjoyed it.

Related:

Rafael Alencar and Alex Collack in Hot House's Black
Rafael Alencar Suits Up with the Two Alexes
Fresh Meat: Hot House's Kyle King

-- Mike

Pubic Service Announcement:
Testicular Self Exams Can Be Fun

(Source)

More videos after the jump ...

Meet the Meat: TJ Hawke

We shot a lot of guys at the studio exclusive shoot the other day, but I figured you'd like TJ Hawke the best ...

... of course, given the number of you who seem to believe sexuality is an all or nothing game, I also thought he was the most likely to drive you crazy. I got the impression he didn't care what you think -- he just wants to fuck.

Related:
Frisky Porn Stars Reveal Secret Talents, Vices on Photo Shoot (TheSword.com)
Liveblogging: Studio Exclusives Duke It Out

-- Mike

AMG Launches "Dirty Joke" Contest

Picture it: Brazil, 2007: George W. Bush is getting fucked in the ass by a duck and a gorilla:

Sadly this is no April Fool's, but it is a joke ... a joke lacking a punchline, which is where you come in, cumstained readers. In conjunction with their new release, Carnival, AMG launched a contest where the person who comes up with the best dirty joke involving George W., a duck and a gorilla wins a ton of porn. To read more or to enter the contest, go here.

Watch the hardcore trailer:

FULL DISCLOSURE: As one of the judges of this contest, I will place extra weight on any entry that incorporates Sophia Petrillo.

-- Jack

Dirty Tricks Debuts with Crazy James' Mouth Full

All the bad tattoos and blond horse manes in the world can't get anyone interested in Big Brother 9, but thankfully, Crazy James has a large cock and is on gay hardcore sitcom Dirty Tricks using it. The first episode of the Dirty Boy Video/NakedSword co-production debuted this morning with episodes that are endlessly more entertaining than BB9, and have ass fucking to boot!

Meanwhile James' housemates on Big Brother think he's straight -- he's slept with a female housemate. He's made no mention of his gay porn past (but does frequently drop his pants and show off his giant cock).

This is his story as far as we can piece together: Crazy James biked across the US from LA and ended up in NYC where he filmed a solo scene for hidden cam site SpyOnDudes

Brodie Takes a Toy

Derek Brodie/Brodie Sinclair is one of my favorite gay porn stars ... in photos, at least. He's got a gorgeous body and a legendary ass but something about watching him fumble around his sex scenes with that dead-in-the-eyes look can be slightly unsexy at times.

Too much Thorazine for breakfast? You might think jamming a dildo up his ass (as he does in a surprisingly hot new scene for CockBoys.com CockyBoys.com) might make him break his perma-stoned puss. Does it? You tell me.

Pictures and clip from "Brodie's Takes a Toy" after the jump ...

The Truth about Dare

I always thought director Jett Blakk's extremely clever, plot-driven movies would be a good match for Falcon, whose movies -- especially lately -- have been pretty flat, story-wise. I made some introductions and the powers that be hired him for a multi-picture deal. Jett thanked me by stabbing me to death in Dare, his first movie for them, which started out as a remake of Flashpoint but quickly took on a life of its own.

We filmed the scene at the LA County Fair last September and it was a really fun day. Despite an ambitious shooting schedule, Jett, my murderer (old-school gay porn star Lou Cass) and I found time to eat corn dogs, go on rides, and gab about horror movies. For the climax of the scene, Lou stabbed me in the Spook House and I even got to use fake blood (it was ketchup, but still). I posted a few pictures from the day on my Flickr account (warning, these pictures contain absolutely NO nudity).

The weather was crazy that day: sunny one minute and torrential downpour the next. As a result, a drop of rain was on the lens in a few of the shots so Falcon asked for a re-shoot. Second time around we shot the scene up here in San Francisco; it wasn't as fun but the final product looks great nonetheless:

Falcon ended up releasing Dare as their big release of 2007. At the GayVNs, Dare was nominated for best orgy and best screenplay and Lou got nominated for best non-sex performance. Neither won (GayVN judges seem a bit biased against Falcon the last couple of years), but I'm pretty sure it will do better at the Grabbys. Make no mistake: I have no delusions about my contribution to Dare. I have no aspirations of becoming an actor and I realize that most people will end up fast-forwarding right through it to the actual hot parts, but it was fun and I got to feel like star for a day so what more could I ask for?

Hardcore clip and image gallery from Dare after the jump ...

My Quest to Be Teabagged By Wolf Hudson, Day 1

Ever since Jack sent me Wolf Hudson's anti-folk insta-classic, "I Wanna Teabag You," I've been obsessed. The sweet and smutty lullaby ("I'm gonna put my balls all over your face/tell me, pretty baby, how do they taste to you?") didn't leave my head all weekend aided by a video of him sexy dancing ta video of him sexy dancing to Rhianna. I had to get his skeet on my sheets.

In the latest volume of Michael Lucas' Auditions, Wolf tells Lucas that he's straight, except for the times he's gone to gay bars to pick up men -- a number he places in the low hundreds. Call it gay-for-pay-and-also-for-free. Lucas asks him if he's bisexual, but Wolf says doesn't want to date a man, just bottom for him.

Wild About Hairy: Is RandyBlue's Gage Wilson Too Much?

I'm as happy as anyone that the era of wax twunks and clipped metrosexuals in on the wane in gay porn. I'll take a furry ass over a preened ladybum any day. But the new, even furrier Gage Wilson on Randy Blue is giving me flashbacks to a guy I knew a few months back. He had a monster bush and even with a fat cock to guide me, it felt like I need a machete to get through. I love musty fur, but enough is enough!

A bearded Gage is hot, but I'm a little hesitant to dig into a guy with a the beard of a homeless graduate student. Am I crazy?

After the jump, free hardcore clip and image gallery of Gage modeling the latest in hair suit fashion while dildoing himself:

GayPornTube: Two Memorable Cum Shots

Too much of a good thing? There's lessons to be learned from these clips.

1. If you ever have this XTube user over, be sure to throw a tarp down over the couch (source):

Ce N'est Pas Gay Porn: "We Disappear", Scott Heim

(This is kinda off-topic, sorry, but) There is something intriguing about the trailer that handsome Mysterious Skin author Scott Heim put together for his new novel, We Disappear:

GayPornTube: Porn Stars Invade Times Square!

Regular readers of this blog know that I'm so obsessed with gay porn stars posting banal clips of themselves on YouTube that I'll just make up an excuse to post any clip. So you could imagine my excitement when two of my YouTube favorites posted clips of almost the exact same thing. It's like the entry writes itself! Third clip (after the jump) is an even-more cracked-out clip by Wolf Hudson WHO I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH.

Will YouTube Kill the Gay Porn Star?

The new, decidedly low-fi Radiohead video takes me back to the crude early days of the music video, a time when new avenues of distribution (i.e. MTV) and cheap equipment had everyone making videos. The videos were not so great but an important step in the evolution of the medium as erstwhile directors mastered video production.

It's a time not unlike now -- only video production has gotten even cheaper, the distribution platforms (i.e. YouTube) even more accessible, and the videos people are producing are even cruder.

Gay Porn Guide: Fuck Like A Porn Star

Is fucking a porn star like shooting fish in a barrel? If that barrel is full of white guys, black guys, blondes, brunettes, big guys, twinky guys, guys going a little grey, guys with nice faces, gays with a nice ass or guys in a Neon -- evidently, yes. Shot on the set of Raging Stallion's GRUNTS, the key to a porn star's heart lies below:

Related:
-- The Sword Guide to Fucking Like A Porn Star (TheSword.com)
-- Raging Stallion's GRUNTS (NakedSword.com)

-- Mike

Man's Hand's Hard Candy Christmas

John Waters may have gone mainstream, but porn holds steady as a source of bad acting, inappropriate behaviors and over-the-top fetish indulgence. In this clip from Man's Hand Films, a pajama-clad man-child neglects to put out cookies and milk for Santa (who we swear could played by Waters luminary David Lochary) and suffers the inevitable consequences. Bad kid, nice ass.

Video plays after the jump...

GayPornTube: Trailer Round Up

Cue the "Let's all go to the lobby" jingle ...

1. Grunts from Raging Stallion:

2. A Rising Star from Ridgeline Films:

3. Road Trip Vol. 1 from Jocks:

GayPornTube: Responding to Sagat, Part Deux

New Raging Stallion Exclusive RJ Danvers is totally from Hotsville -- too bad YouTube wont let us see him actually using the vibrator ...

Previously
Responding to Sagat
GayPornTube: ... No Comment
GayPornTube Archive

GayPornTube: Responding to Sagat

Gay Porn Stars love their Britney! Or they're just as obsessed with Francois Sagat as I am...

Steve Cruz's response:

Francesco D'Macho's response:

GayPornTube: Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel

Did you know that viral videos are all the rage?! Here are five self-made clips just begging you to forward to all your friends. Except for one thing: They might not actually be that interesting. That's for you to decide, gentle reader!

GayPornTube: ... No Comment

For those of you who have wished, maybe even just for a second, "If only I could be a fly on the toothpasty mirror of an A-List Gay Porn Star (like, Francois Sagat maybe) while he gets ready in the morning ... " then I wholeheartedly encourage you to click "Continue".

Otherwise, well, click at your own risk ...

Gay Porn Sneak Peek: "Ivy League" from Falcon

Falcon's Ivy League treads on familiar gay porn territory (at least for Falcon): hazing pledges, candle wax on the buttocks, Erik Rhodes in a suit, initiations involving anal sex.

So what makes this one interesting, you ask? Well, I haven't seen it yet, so I can't say for sure, but the three pledges -- new exclusive Ryan Wade, along with sexy, big-dicked new(ish) bottoms Tony Martin, and Zachary Ryan -- are so adorable so I'm willing to give it a chance.

Click continue for the full hardcore trailer and free hardcore image gallery ...

GayPornTube: 2 Scary Things

We've all woken up the morning after with someone terrifying lying in bed next to us -- it happens; it's forgivable. But megahottie Jason Ridge knew full well what he was getting into when he was invited on Howard Stern -- to seduce sidekick Joey Boots. But Boots needed little seduction, and who can blame him? Jason's looking better than ever. But what's Jason's excuse, exactly? We can only hope Ridge is spending this Yom Kippur atoning for this sin (spotted on Fleshbot, QueerMeNow):

If you feel like you can handle something even more terrifying, then click continue for the hardcore trailer for Titan's latest shockfest blockbuster Fear, but don't say I didn't warn you ...

Gay Porn Trailer: Roman Ragazzi Goes Bottoms Up

While Brent Corrigan is probably too preoccupied to worry too much about business, this spring's other gay porn scandal, the firing of Roman Ragazzi from the Israeli Embassy, comes with hardcore video attached -- and what a fucking bang it is.

I'll admit that I'm partial to Mason Wyler, but his on-the-boat threesome for suitcased pimp Collin O'Neal (with Italian meat grinder CJ Madison and Roman Ragazzi) goes beyond mere obsession. The unlikely combination of the three is disorienting but hot. Roman Ragazzi is a hard and hungry bottom in the tradition of Erik Rhodes, and when CJ shoots onto his hairy chest it results in glistening cobwebs of cum. At first you think the trailer's so hot you won't need the full video ... until you realize you can't live without it.

Fuck Murdoch's Page Three girl. Roman Ragazzi is the hottest thing his tabloids have ever touched.

CJ, Roman and Mason (free preview, CollinONeal.com)

-- Mike

Gay Porn Sneak Peek: Link V: The Evolution

Since I last checked, the production has wrapped on Chi Chi LaRue's filth-tastic opus Link V: The Evolution. After the jump, witness the perversity for yourself by watching the official full-length trailer and a some free pics from the flick, featuring a mummified Josh Weston and Steve Carlisle, and sweet little Cole Ryan getting a beer-bottle enema. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Gay Porn Mystery: Mukhtar Safarov, Redux

Despite the "is it real or isn't it" debate still raging (well, maybe sort of whimpering) over in the comments section of the original post from last September, no one has been able to provide definitive proof one way or the other about Mukhtar Safarov perhaps-silicone-or-pump-enhanced horse cock, (although he seems to have finally taken down the terribly fakey pics of it from his web site.)

Two clips of him have recently shown up on YouTube (one from a Spanish daytime talk show?) that perhaps leave more questions unanswered than answered, but we report, and you decide, right?

Wal-Mart, Microsoft Peddling Gay Porn?

A five-man, hour-forty minute orgy? I'd bet it was a SeanCody clip ...

(Spotted on Towleroad ...)
-- Jack

Free Gay Porn Clip: Fleshlight Follies

Every once in awhile, something comes along that reminds me why the internet is so valuable (i.e., as a repository of things no one would otherwise bother distributing). While watching cum-gobbling Brazilian twink hookers doing research on pervo porn mecca PornoTube this weekend, I stumbled across this gem, which gives you a turd's-eye view of a cum shot (via an jerry-rigged Fleshlight). Who knew that a close encounter with a cum shot could look so similar to a CGI tidal wave?

Clip after the jump ...

GayPornTube: Trailer Round up

1. Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita

Gay Porn YouTube: Saved By The Bell, The Porn Years

When Elizabeth Berkley pushed the limits of softcore raunch with bottomless lapdances, nipple painting and faux-menstuation in "Showgirls", people were genuinely shocked to see an alumnus from squeaky clean teen Bayside High take such a porny turn. Since then, it's become so commonplace for co-stars of the show to have to show some skin to pay the bills, the show's legacy has become the porn equivalent of "Diff'rent Strokes" crime curse.

To date, Mark-Paul Gosselaar flashed his ass on "NYPD Blue" and Mario Lopez, just this month, mooned primetime with his near-perfect bubble on "Nip/Tuck":

But when news hit the Interweb this morning of a sextape starring nerd king Dustin Diamond (who played Screech) in a three way complete with a Dirty Sanchez (!), one can't help but cynically smell a very unoriginal P.R. stunt ...

Attack of the Gay Porn Music Video

Two new gay-porn-eque YouTube clips have me moist as a snack cake. First, a music video for the official theme song to Falcon's Velvet Mafia is, like, actually really terrific:

Second, another clip of my #1 porn crush, Johnny Hazzard, doin' a little dance. Can't say I'm a huge fan of the song, but, man, who knew lil Johnny could shimmy like that? He makes me want to lick the monitor. Did I just say that out loud?

Velvet Mafia: More Secrets Revealed

A new clip on YouTube seems to reveal more clues about Falcon's upcoming two-part big movie The Velvet Mafia and the ongoing mystery surrounding Fox Ryder.

Seems Warren Starr, (played by Chi Chi LaRue out of drag, cursing up a storm, and looking like Paulie Walnuts from "The Sopranos") is at war with Mason Avalon (veteran director Paul Baressi). They're fighting over a new exclusive Fox Ryder (Brent Corrigan). Meanwhile, Derrick Vinyard and Omer appear to be the a pair of two star-cross'd lovers a la Romeo and Juliet.

Hardcore clip of Brent Corrigan with Erik Rhodes after the jump ...

YouTube vs. Video Egg vs. PornoTube: Thoughts?

Every since Veoh did a 180 on their pro-adult user agreement a few weeks ago and yanked all porn suddenly, a couple of adult-friendly video clip hosting sites have started vying for gay porn-hungry eyes. The verdict's still out for me on which one I like the best -- especially since none have become a mega porn storehouse in the way that YouTube is for music videos.

That's why I'm hoping that y'all will chime in on the comments section with your experiences and impressions of these sites (especially any technical issues you may have encountered: I've heard stories of these embedded clips not working for some, and even crashing people's browsers.)

1. VideoEgg
Here's a great clip from a FalconTV Replay with Justin Wells getting sweaty with adorable little Tony Bishop:

YouTube Round Up: [Censored] Celebrity Skin Edition

Fiddlesticks! I knew it was too good to be true. Just 24 hours after posting Vol. 2 of the celebrity skin round-up, Veoh decides to change their terms of service and stop letting users post porn clips.

In light of this lameness, below is the revised (and depressingly truncated) round up:

1. Eating Out Double Full Frontal
The much talked about clip from last year's indie gay sleeper (snoozer, perhaps...) "Eating Out" features "Desperate Housewife" pinup Ryan Carnes getting busy with the also-hot Scott Lunsford. It's a long clip (and I have no idea what's up with the Chinese subtitles) but you see Scott's cock at 7:44 and Ryan's at 8:15.

YouTube Round Up: Viva Bigorexia!

If you're feeling scrawny or flabby or in any way dysmorphic about your bod, you might want to skip over this round up of the best, most unabashedly narcissistic muscle worship clips currently playing on the YouTube.

1: Mark Dalton stuffs his big business into a charmeuse bikini. The lycra boxer briefs weren't gay enough, I guess ...

Gay Porn "Ringleader" Charged

Pfc. Wesley K. Mitten, third member of the 82nd Airborne Division plead guilty to sodomy, conduct detrimental to the Army and using cocaine, and was sentenced to three months in military prison today for his involvement with Dink Flamingo and ActiveDuty.com, Fayetteville Online is reporting this morning.

He's also been fingered as the "ringleader" of the division -- bringing at least two other soldiers to Dink and starring in two films himself. For the first time, they've released a photo, but I don't recognize him from any of the Active Duty stuff I've seen (thank god it's not Cole though!) Can anyone out there confirm him as "Donnie" or seen any of his movies?

Click Continue for a bigger image of Wesley ...

Gay Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N Roll: Wet Palms Video Returns

Last week I posted a link to Gabriel Knight's video for "Was It Something That I Said?" on YouTube. The video was a montage of images from Wet Palms, and the song was written and composed by Knight, who plays Lucky Hanson on The WP. The song really started to grow on me, and I guess I wasn't the only one: within two days over 8,000 people viewed it.

Then YouTube pulled it for violating their terms of use -- not the gay sex, bu the depictions of drug usage (take a few minutes surfing around YouTube and see just how hilariously random that decision was). Anyway, Jet Set was nice enough to send over a link to the video on their servers, so we don't have to worry about it going anywhere anytime soon ...

YouTube Round Up: Dancing With The (Gay Porn) Stars!

Still stinging over Chris Daughtry's premature elimination from Idol? Well, these music-related YouTube clips might help.

Johnny Hazzard, who recently posted this clip of himself lip-syncing to Sherrie Lea's "Spellbound" on his blog HazzardAhead.com, shows us that he can also dance.

Click here to view Gabe Knight's "Was It Something That I Said?"

GayPorn BoobTube: YouTube HumpDay TopFive

A requisite YouTube-related entry, our top five clips for the week run the gamut from vaguely homoerotic to out-and-out porn.

1. Dorm Room Jerk Off: So quintessential YouTube, it's pracitally already a cliche: A buff college boy jerks off, like, in his, er, dorm room (first spotted on NakedCityBoys).