Randy Blue promised us that "the first thing you'll notice about Kurt Madison" are his haunting green eyes. That was not what attracted us. Someone needs to hit this gay dancer, stat. (Randy, where's that live show you've been promising me?)

Kurt Madison clip gallery (free, via RandyBlue)
Kurt Madison Pic Gallery (free, via RandyBlue)

-- Mike

Well, they aren't twins exactly, but if you throw a full-length mirror in, it certainly ups the ante ...

Staghomme's always had a bit of an arty Black Spark streak. I think back to Staghomme's "Senses" which also starred happened to star Adrian Toledo. His ass in blue light was one of the finer things of 2009:

What a difference a year makes!

When we first noticed Donny less than a year ago, he was a fresh-faced puppy from San Diego, looking more like a Disney star than a porn star. In fact, when I ran into him on the Golden Gate set last summer, I recognized him but just barely. He was tanner and his hair was darker, and I thought he'd started dyeing it. Now that his body hair is growing in dark black, I'm just confused: is it possible it's the other way around?

You be the judge after the jump.

Damien and Francesco just can't stay away from that white stuff ...

30 Loads of Facials: The Sequel (StaghommeStudios.com)

-- Mike

While we've been in the business awhile, we're dedicating the new few weeks to porn's class of 2011 -- new cocks for the new year! Randy Blue offers up Matt Valin, a big uncut dick who first showed up in December in a solo for the site, but now puts his gift to better use. After the jump, watch him jackhammer Dominic Brown.

What's the best thing about vintage gay porn? Is it the lack of artifice? The lack of condoms? The sheer exuberance of the sex? The bushy bushes? The quaintness of film? Or the fact that they don't have lines to read? Whatever it is, there are times when well-lit, digitally enhanced, MySpaced bodies don't do it like their rough-and-tumble forefathers. Rick Donovan? Al Parker? Dick Fisk? Leo and Lance? Above, the always ready Roger, getting his gorgeous dick sucked while definitely not thinking about his Twitter.

Big-dicked Brazilian Harry Louis took one for the team in Lucas' latest, Trapped in the Game, and now he can't get enough!

Of course, the best part about a big-dick porn star on bottom is that you get to see more of his gorgeous cock, unobstructed by those pesky cock-covering ass cheeks. And any time that I'm allowed more time to drool over Harry's cock, the better.

It's nice to see that Mr. Pam is keeping the same, sexy and low-drama sex sets that she always has. Harry comes off as not only hung, but also sweet, charming, and handsome.

Trapped in the Game (via LucasEntertainment.com)

-- MIke

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Turns out Golden Gate isn't the only Web Series in town: Channel1's episodic web-only series Raising The Bar revolves around five friends competing to see who can have the hottest, nastiest hookup. Directed by Chi Chi LaRue, each episode features footage directed by the legendary directress intercut with footage shot by the performers with their own digital cameras.

The second episode features uber-hottie Brent Everett plowing insanely bicept'd Mitchell Rock ... need I say more?

Check out a free hardcore preview after the jump.

While this doesn't out-gay the gay porn Thanksgiving from a few years back, when porn star Jack Ryan actually put his cock IN a turkey, it's about a thousand times hotter.

Hardcore clip after the jump ...

It's no secret that I love Staghomme, even when Francesco and Damien are behind-the-camera. Tiny crews, hand-held cameras, quick set-ups: Staghomme is like the bacon of gay sex -- all grease, all flavor, probably terrible for you in the long run.

In their latest, "The Barber's Blade" Goran and gives Logan McCree his two bits. Hardcore clip after the jump ...

While Jake Lyons got sued for escorting by Corbin Fisher, NakedSword knows that rentability adds value to any porn star! The site's long-awaited new gay porn series -- which, full disclosure, Jack and I both worked on -- debuts with the story of lonely gay MBA Ronald (Cameron Marshall) hiring Topher DiMaggio to break up the monotony of spread sheets. Now only if I could find his number ...

Hardcore trailer after the jump.

Despite reportedly having a rap sheet a mile long that includes arrests for beating up an elderly person, "bad boy" (understatement of the year!) Sebastian Young has been released from jail. His first post-incarceration gay porn scene is for the newly revamped CockyBoys, and he was nice enough to record this special message just for you, gentle GPB readers:

Tres charmante! Check out a free hardcore of Sebastian Young's scene with Trent Diesel from CockyBoys after the jump.

It's like Christmas came early for me. Two of my absolute favorite cocks, er, I mean performers both happen to have new scenes out today: Harry's (above) for Bentley Race and Trevor (below) for Bel Ami. While I don't think they'll be doing a scene together any time soon (could you imagine!?), I can still dare to dream:

Free hardcore clip of Trevor Yates impaling poor Todd Rosset after the jump ...

Mike and I have talked about Tony DiMarco's boxing movie BRUTAL a couple times so far: We know it's Jason Adonis' first movie for Raging Stallion's, and Mike snuck these snaps from the set last month. Now a few more pieces to the puzzle of what's shaping up to be quite possibly one of the biggest movies of the year. Box cover below, teaser trailer after the jump.

A long-awaited multiple orgasm from Staghomme this week -- first, that Thirst and the Dark Stag are out on DVD, meaning that I can stop endangering my keyboard (if not my eyesight) and second that Francesco D'Macho has gone back to moody, contemplative narratives.

This time, he appears as a well-hung specter to take the hairy ass of Logan Scott in Phantom Lover. It's not exactly the pottery wheel scene from Ghost, but frankly I never could get it up for Demi Moore. Clip after the jump.

While Al Parker was never able to get his foreskin back, I'm glad to report that some things from the 70s can be fully restored to their original gay glory. Radley Metzger's sexploitation classic Score is being re-released in HD, with formerly deleted man-man sex scenes that were chopped from the original. (The movie, which is based on a Jerry Douglas play that originally starred Sylvester Stallone, isn't the only porno chic revival these days -- Douglas is directing The Deep Throat Sex Scandal at the Bleeker Street Theater in New York.)

Score, a story about a couple swingers on vacation in the European city of Leisure was part of the all-too-brief period of porno chic when everyone felt that hardcore sex and polite cinema were bound to merge. The trailer (after the jump) is closer to Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice than a 8mm peep show loop. Incidentally, Score was a big influence on director Travis Mathews, who's I Want Your Love project has been getting so much press. Maybe the dream of integration hasn't died ...

I don't know if you've lived until you've seen Antonio Biaggi gyrating in sock-style Andrew Christians. Though it's gilding the lily for sure, and felt like an HBO Real Sex about International, it was still incredibly hot.

Evidently, I'm easier to please than Kayl O'Riley, who takes this opportunity with one of porn's biggest gay cocks and asks for a fist instead. Jeez, give a guy an inch ...

Free hardcore scene after the jump ...

A few days after the GayVNs, I dropped by the Raging Stallion offices. Francesco D'Macho, in town before heading to see gay husband Damien Crosse's mother in Miami, was hard at work editing this latest ball-tickler, Wood, Sweat, Cum. With hairy gay nipple peaking out of his shirt, I was hard pressed to pay attention to the monitor, where he was sucking Spencer Reed's gorgeous cock. He couldn't stop raving about it and now, neither can I.

Clip after the jump ...

The boys were out in full force last night as porn stars descended on San Francisco for the 2010 GayVN Awards in gay porn. The weather is gorgeous, which means that tonight's fashion parade will be as revealing as ever, and I can't wait. We'll update you with the results later tonight, but in the meantime, here's a wrap up of the seven Best Feature (previously known as Best Picture, and Best Movie before that) nominees:

Asylum (Falcon Studios)
Dad Takes A Fishing Trip (Ray Dragon / Joe Gage)
Focus/Refocus (Raging Stallion Studios)
Houseboy (Eurocreme)
Obsession (Lucas Entertainment)
Overdrive (Titan)
Taken: To The Lowest Level (Channel 1 Releasing)

Trailers after the jump ...

When Malachi Marx came back a few weeks ago and got a crack at Diego's crack, it was clear that the torch had been passed. Everyone loved Diego, and who could blame them? I won't even go into Chris Rockway, as much ink and other substances have been spilled on that subject.

So, yeah. If I didn't have, um, plans later, this is what I'd be jerking off to tonight. Go Randy.

Diego Sans and Chris Rockaway (via RandyBlue)

-- Mike

Given that today is Labor Day, I thought I'd celebrate a bit of work that gets the short shrift in porn: rimming

After thousands of gay pornos, I'm coming to the conclusion that Colby Keller is one of the only real ass-eater s on film. Of the four acts in a standard scene -- kissing, sucking, rimming, fucking -- it's probably the hardest to film, and when it is shot, it's usually broad, tongue-wiping strokes that would get you kicked out of bed. Keller, on the other hand, dives in to that ripe plum in a manner worthy of a William Carlos William poem. He's not rimming, he's EATING -- and loving it.

Even the pic above doesn't really capture it, so I embedded some clips after the jump.

In the olden days, when you couldn't Google search "twin sex" or "father-son jerk-off" or "men in pantyhose" or whatever perverted thing you want, you had to hire somebody to shoot it. Director John Summers used to tell me about a Baptist minister who once paid him $500 in the 70s to shoot a video of someone showering through a keyhole. Different strokes ...

Point being, sometimes I feel like I'm paying Damien and Francesco to have sex for my benefit. If they added a little more hair to the mix, I'd probably never have to go anywhere else. Here Damien is with some sort of Eastern European spider man who is scaling walls in order to get closer to the sun (or something).

From Here to Heaven (via Staghomme)

-- Mike

Making his directorial debut for Kink's NakedKombat.com, Scott Tanner refs a match between swarthy studs Leo Forte and Alessio Romero. I'm not normally a fan of wrestling porn, but I'm willing to make an exception for Mike's favorite Mexican.

Free hardcore clip after the jump ...

After a dramatic exit during which he assured his loyal fans that he was, in fact, straight, and several follow-up interviews during which the buck-hungry buck explored his sexuality, violated a banana, escaped from a sex slavery ring, wrote a book and swore-off gay sex, 25-year old dad Malachi Marx is back at Randy Blue. You can grab your pitchforks if you want, queens, but my hands will be busy elsewhere.

Malachi Fucks Diego (via RandyBlue)

-- Mike

I should have noted yesterday, given my endless obsession with The Continuing Adventures of Damien Crosse's Uncut Penis, that Randy Blue and Kink.com's Bound Gods weren't the only websites to release a GayVN nominated DVD this year. Staghomme.com's Stag Reel -- a collection of some of the best scenes from the site -- also made the cut, and deservedly so.

A salty taste of their latest, Barceloneta by Night, after the jump.

Maybe it's all the rallying about Prop 8 getting overturned, or maybe it's just that after years and years of watching perfect strangers -- and odder yet, friends -- fuck for the cause of gay porn, I've looking for a little gay love.

So with dick in hand, I hopped over to Dominic Ford which, in addition to being one of the few sites to make iPad friendly gay porn and the only site to deal significantly with 3-D gay porn, has a fantastic "Boyfriends" series that keeps me warm when San Francisco's summer fog rolls in.

I got an email the other day from a guy who wondered whatever happened to legendary pornographer Bobby Garcia -- the low-budget master of straight marine films. Luckily, I'd just read an interview with Garcia in pervert-auteur John Waters' excellent new book, Role Models. Waters has long been a fan of Garcia and, given that in all my years of porn I've never seen anything as remotely as scandalous as what Waters did in Pink Flamingos or Desperate Living, that's saying something.

Waters tracked Garcia down in a desert hovel near Twentynine Palms, CA where the baby-oil chugging director lives with pigs, rats, dogs, but no electricity. Waters calls him "the Buñuel of Blowjobs," for his skill at luring straight marines into his digs (beer, poppers and porn, are his trade secret). Bobby films very little and never got rich ("What I do, I do for love."), but luckily for us his decades of weird, crass sexcapades are still online at AWOL Marines.

Those of you in the gay-for-pay hate camp will erupt in a wad of panties, I'm sure; those of you in the trade-closets camp will rest your case as well. I say -- in the words of an old mentor of mine -- save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just want to get laid.

The shameless, cock-hungry Garcia gets me there every time. Go get 'em, Bobby.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell (free clips @AWOLMarines)
Role Models (no porn, but plenty dirty -- @Amazon.com)

-- Mike

There's been a long history in porn of "brothers" -- think Jon King and his 'brother' J.W. King in William Higgins classic Brothers Should Do It, or the Rockland Brothers, or more recently, those crazy Peters twins -- so I was intrigued when the lovely gentlemen at Straight Boys Fucking teased me with the promise of two real life brothers fucking the same girl. It promised to be as perverse as as the dad-and-son jerk-off a few months back, and I opened the email. I wondered how they'd prove that two non-twins were actually related.

I can't honestly say that this is as sick as the father-son thing but MY GOD! The only thing that I can say about this is that they must be brothers, because there's little reason to film this otherwise. And somehow, the creepyhot weirdness of having the neighborhood slut come and blow you and your corn-rowed kin in the wood-paneled trailer at the same time saves this from being a total boner killer.

Or maybe I'm wrong. You watch the free clip below and tell me if you don't feel like the apocalypse is upon us. Either way, tomorrow I promise to find something that you can jerk off without needing therapy.

2 Brothers, 1 Girl (via StraightBoysFucking.com)

-- Mike

Although they weren't nominated for a single Grabby Award this year, Bel Ami proves they're still a force to be reckoned with in gay porn, as they release the first of several scenes from their recent 27-man shoot from South Africa, the largest cast ever assembled in a gay porn scene to date. They were nice enough to send over a a one-minute clip of the guys cumming which gives you an idea of the magnitude of all this massive scene:

Click here for a gallery featuring the full scene at BelAmi.com

Normally, we don't bother with straight porn because a) everybody flips out in the comments and b) it has women in it. But sometimes something is so damned well, gay, that it doesn't seem to matter that there's a vagina in there. Case in point: This Ain't Glee XXX from Hustler Video. Is it an attempt to woo gays to the dark side? If you're that much of a musical queen, I'd suggest Chi Chi's classic "Songs in the Key of Sex" with Randy Mixer and Joey Stefano) from HIS Video instead.

Or maybe we teach just teach these guys how to sing?

-- Mike

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I don't really know where to begin with this. First and foremost, it's Derrek Diamond -- he of sheer ass perfection finally in his own movie. Not only is it dripping with Double-D, but also features a drool-worthy redhead with the pinkest, most symmetrical scrotum I've ever seen named Ryan Patrick who looks like a ginger Wolverine:

There's also twink turned nascent cub Ethan Roberts::

Anyway, after the jump, a free hardcore two-minute clip of Derrek getting pounded by Christan Wilde.

Before the internet, before the VCR, porn customers would sometimes send in money just to get a fantasy produced. I was talking with John Sommers, who helped found Falcon Studios in the 70s, and he recounted the story of a Baptist minister who sent in $500 and a pair of tennis shorts to have one of his a movie made to order (it had to do with a shower and a Porky's-esque peep-hole.)

These days, of course, there's no fantasy that a major company won't take up. Fashion icon Michael Lucas, with the help of eternal pervert Mr. Pam -- has seized the banner of fetish with his Raunch line of movies like Farts! Piss! Feet! and Cum! His latest -- Men in Stockings -- features men like Rafael Alencar, Rafael Carreras, Junior Stellano and Jonathan Agassi getting tarted up in pantyhose and lipstick. (Hardcore clip after the jump) ..

In case you were wondering, yes: my crush on newcomer Chris Porter has officially shifted into overdrive. While a restraining order still might be premature, check out this fun new clip of young Chris from DirtyBoyVideo that hopefully gives insight into my obsession du jour.

Spain's financial crisis maybe Staghomme's success -- Damien and Francesco continue to mine the country's abundant natural resources. After blowing thirty anonymous straight men, the world's sexiest married couple is cleaning up the streets with their Thugs in Public series.

Take Xavi. Damien Crosse certainly did. Just glad to see the boys haven't given up their fascination with facials. Sex in a ski lift hasn't been this hot since Other Side of Aspen V. Clip after the jump ...

A new scene starring those blasted Peters Twins and you'll never guess what happens this time, you guys! Ok, so, they're, like, working out with Monchhichi-like Ennio Guardi ... they engage in what they refer to as "sex cardio" ... and, well, they get fucked! Anywayz, I always heard that cum was good for your skin? And yet, their less-than-perfect complexions might suggest otherwise (not that I'm complaining, "just sayin").

Hardcore clip from the scene after the jump ...

Promotional materials for Michael Park's scene on YouLoveJack suggest the svelte canuck "might remind you of a grown-up Macaulay Culkin". That Culkin (who's turning 30 in August) doesn't really look anything like this guy doesn't distract me from the fact that -- like most other YLJ models -- he has a huge cock, looks like he was picked up off the street, and fingers his very pretty hole before shooting a healthy load.

He does, however, remind me of someone, but I cant put my finger on it (so to speak!!!) Who does he remind you of, you guys? Check out the free hardcore trailer after the jump and let me know in the comments section.

"I Want Your Love" is a full-length feature film that's loosely based on the short film series In Their Room (which intimately documents readers of hipster bible Butt Magazine).

The first scene for "I Want Your Love" premiers exclusively on NakedSword this Friday, but until then, here's a teaser of the clip featuring Writer/Director Travis Mathews, explaining what he's trying to do with this ground-breaking, genre-bending project:

Check out some more sneak-peek images over at TheSword.

Rod Daily's been doing gay porn for five years (he debuted in S2K's Carnal Choices in '05). Despite some questionable hairstyle choices over the years (he looks the best with a shaved head IMHO), he always gives a good performance -- on top or bottom. I'm less familiar with Parker London's work, but I like what I've seen so far.

After the jump, check out a free hardcore preview of the two of them in action courtesy DominicFord.com, a site once just known for offering gay porn in 3D, but now increasingly being recognized as one of the top online/amateur sites.

Falcon teased me today about an upcoming partnership with Next Door Male, but sent no pictures. Instead, I found myself in Damien Crosse's lap with a face full of honey.

I'm not crazy about gay food porn. A few years ago Dark Alley had sex on a butcher block, with chickens in the background and I could only think of botulism. And before that, All Worlds had Butthole Buffet which involved cooking Stove Top inside a pushy bottom, and I still can't eat it. Suffice to say, normally I'm happy to leave whipped cream sex to straight swingers and late night HBO. But I'll always make an exception for Damien Crosse who, this week, decided to sweeten the deal during a scene with Rob Nelson.

Damien and Rob Nelson in Bacchus (via Staghomme)

-- Mike

The words "Marco Blaze" have a Pavlovian effect on us anyway, but that doesn't mean the sausage party that Titan Men released as Reflex isn't obsessing me in it's own right. God, they grow them thick over there.

Reflex (via TitanMen.com)

-- Mike

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A little hardcore BTS fun from the set of Tales of the Arabian Nights (which finally is available... buy it now!)

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The Staghomme "miniseries" 30 Loads of Facials (from Anonymous Straight and Bisexual Men), but the cum-eating and foreskin-chewing finally concluded this week. I was bereft for a few days, and forced to wrestle with the central question of the series: who's the better cocksucker, Damien Crosse or Francesco D'Macho?

It only took the two boys nine episodes to get to the magic number, with an average of 3.3333333 cocks per episode, just like Britney Spears recommends. Francesco had a strong early showing and historically has done pretty well with his husband's fat gummi.

So CockyBoys exclusive Bobby Clark was riding his bike around Amsterdam when he bumps into the Elijah and Milo Peters (who are riding a tandem bike, natch), and somehow he ends up getting both his holes stuffed by them? How come stuff like this never happens to me?

Full scene to be released on BelAmi.com tomorrow, but until then enjoy this exclusive sneak-peek:

The massive 12 minute trailer for Raging Stallion's epic sequel to Arabesque, Tales of the Arabian Nights is so big they had to break it up into two parts, both of which you can watch after the jump ...

I get more and more gay obsessed with Francesco D'Macho every day. In his latest sex adventure, he takes William Fox, the whitest Brazilian I've ever seen, off-roading in the Spanish countryside. A joint, a dirty road, a little ass fucking -- it's like an old gay Al Parker loop (except all the foreskin is original.)

More ...
Dirt Road (free gallery and clip @StaghommeStudios.com)
Al Parker in Rangers (Surge Studio via NakedSword.com)

-- Mike

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I'm a sucker for auto-fellatio, but most of the time the guys who can do it keep it to themselves. Not the cock-obsessed guys at Kristen Bjorn, though, who just posted this scene of Gustavo and Antonio Ferrari sharing a giant, uncut noodle. When you add in the requisite Kristen Bjorn string section, it's practically Lady and the Tramp (if you cut the lady and double the tramps).

Buon appetito!

More free self suck pics and clips ...
Gustavo and Antonio (@ KristenBjorn.com)
Go Suck Yourself (Factory Xtreme @NakedSword.com)

-- Mike

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(Reality TV star turned gay porn overnight sensation Steven Daigle blows off some steam during his Unzipped Magazine cover shoot earlier this week. Image via Steven's Twitpic)

Bonus "vintage" clip of Steven Diagle via TheSword after the jump ...

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

-- Jack

I had a chance to sit down with Raging Stallion's Chris Ward -- one of gay porn's true auteurs and someone I'm honored to call a friend -- to discuss the controversy surrounding their upcoming movie, "Focus / Refocus". Angling to be this year's biggest gay porn blockbuster, the movie has already generated its fair share of criticism after we posted this graphic snuff scene from the movie last week.

After the jump, Chris responds to critics and gives us some insight into what to expect. But first, the world premier of the Focus / Refocus hardcore trailer:

Is it a rule that all YouLoveJack models must wear hideous boxers in an attempt to lower your expectations before the big reveal? For instance, take the return of shaggy-haired and scruffy Marcus Allen.

This Pete Yorn doppelgänger’s choice of underwear might not have evolved much since his first appearance on YouLoveJack, but there's nothing amateur about his very-thorough, knuckles-deep ass-fingering or in the way he handles the load he pumps out of his uncut cock. If licking it all up (without missing a single drop) doesn't instantly make you forgive him for his unfortunate name then I don't know what will.

Free hardcore clip of hungry, hungry Marcus after the jump...

-- Arch

Here's a compilation of five of the 19 (!) cumshots nominated for "best cumshot" at this year's GayVNs. Barrett Long's winning shot is last, but I'm on the fence on whether or not its was better than Tristan Jaxx's violent load from Fleet Week.

Yeah, I realize it's kinda late, but who doesn't like a big gnarly cumshot?

Fetish demigod Tony Buff (above, in Folsom Undercover) gives us a preview of his new crazy-intense fetish line for Titan. Click continue if you dare (you've been warned) ...

We've been talking about it for months and months and now you can finally judge for yourself to see if it lives up to all the hype and controversy ...

Raging Stallion's ultraviolent sex-epic To The Last Man: The Gathering Storm (that's just the first part) makes its premier on the newly redesigned NakedSword (of course, you could always just buy the four disc collector's edition set here).

Trailer and image gallery after the jump ...

It's been a year after Francois Sagat first donned his infamous mask and tights for YouTube, and now the well-hung art stud is coming clean about how his passion for fashion, a cheap mask from the Louvre and his amazing ass helped inspire Titan's hardcore Funhouse. We don't care if he comes clean about anything else, just so long as he keeps on coming.

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-- Mike

Diesel Washington and his multiple multiple personalities are never ending source of amusement to (and masturbation material for) us. So we were shocked to find in this latest Sword dispatch from the set of Mustang's Red Light, that we should stop fantasizing about eating his amazing ass, because evidently we're going to get slapped with his bitch ring if we even try.

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-- Mike

Damien Crosse was in town a few weeks ago with a mischievous gleam in his eye. I thought he was flirting with me, but upon closer inspection of the latest video from Stag Homme Studios, I realized that he wanted to bind, torture and rape me. I'm not saying I'm not interested, mind you ...

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-- Mike

If any of you had any doubt about Man of the Year Reese Rideout, was also the viral video king of the gay porn stars, just watch his latest offering:

Ever since I saw Peter North / Matt Ramsey shoot into his own mouth in Bigger The Better I've been obsessed with high-volume, in-the-mouth cum shots (Not that this is such a bizarre fetish, I'm sure.) Here's five remarkable ones I've "cum across" (zing!) in recent weeks that are every bit as delightful to watch as they are downright hard to believe ... after the jump ...

I seriously can't stop watching the video "Playgirl Model Nicholas Ryan" (aka RandyBlue Exclusive Reese Rideout) posted of himself playing the Wii Fit in some crazy-assed thong. And I'm not the only one! The video's been linked on mainstream gaming blog Kotaku, as well as all the usual suspects (TheSword, Fleshbot, Dudetube, Starrfucker, QueerMeNow and so on ... ) getting it over 74,000 100,000 views in 4 days. Not bad ...

XTube favorite and human fire hose (no, I'm not talking about Michael Biserta) Supersoaker has returned, reborn as xraveboi. This time he invents an entire new genre of gay porn: The Self-Bukakke.

Clip after the jump. Seriously, I don't think I've seen anything like this ...

Although it was four years ago, I often think of this interview I did with Zak Spears where he told me he named himself after Mark-Paul Gosselaar's character from "Saved By The Bell". In my mind Zak Spears and Zack Morris couldn't be on more opposite ends of the sexual spectrum.

Case in point: "Zak Spears and the Fuck Machine," appearing on MassiveStudio.com. According to director John Bruno: "I think Zak actually wore that machine out. This is by far, one of the hottest moments I have ever had the pleasure of shooting."

While you're watching the exclusive hardcore clip after the jump, try to imagine Zak Morris's ass is getting pummeled. Ha.

Somehow it's way more shocking that Roman Ragazzi is topping in Home Bodies than to learn he's popping Damien Crosse's cherry.

Damien on the bottom I can deal with ... you can practically hear his hole asking to be abused and he even jokingly refers to himself as big bottom in a recent blog post. Not to mention the video run down of his weekend of pig sex a few weeks ago.

Roman on the other hand ... what a concept! While a bottom with a thick nine-incher is frustrating to deal with in real life, in porn it's as unforgivable as a hot ass that won't surrender the pink. Thank god they both gave in.

Hardcore clip from and images from the scene after the jump ...

4. Kirk Collins: Yeah, he's a beanpole but you can't say he's not having a good time with himself ...

3. Toby Grace: Yeah, he looks like he has crabs, but if you squint your eyes he looks like David Beckham and crabs is a chance I'd be willing to take for that cock.

4. Tigger: Stupid name, unspeakably bad Tommy Hill boxers. But man, he looks so nervous in the beginning ... it's adorable.

At risk of sounding like a bigger narcissist than I already am, I'm just going to come right out and say that I Love YouLoveJack.com. How could I not? Just like FleshJack, they named their site after me (... or so I like to pretend.)

Sort of like a cross between a tube site and an amateur porn site, I don't mind paying for content when I know it's going to be good and won't mysteriously disappear as soon as you're getting into it. their movies often feature emo-ish, pierced/tattooed guys who almost always finger and/or dildo themselves while they're jerking off. Plus their guys *always* have the best cocks. It's uncanny!

Since I've been bit by the listicle bug, I'll be posting my five favorite YouLoveJack clips over the next few days (I'd post them all in one big entry but the code is getting all fucked up for some reason).

Just released from Raging Stallion is 4th Floor, the newest feature directed by Ben Leon, hot on the heels of his GayVN/Grabby sweep for Grunts.

With four vignettes all taking place in an industrial building, each scene revolves around a visual cue (cops and robbers, a chase, a non-stop elevator ride) that contributes a bit of tension and mystery to the sex that ensues.

Ben, who played with light more than ever and pushed shadows farther with 4th Floor, told me he's particularly excited about the the scene with Logan McCree and Roman Ragazzi, adding, "Their chemistry is palpable. These two did not want to stop fucking."

Whatever. You had me at Logan McCree and Roman Ragazzi.

Hardcore trailer and image gallery after the jump ...

Folsom Prison, TitanMen's latest "Folsom" movie (the 5th in the series), will be released in on regular DVD and Blu-ray™ High Def at IML in Chicago on May 22nd.

We have the hardcore trailer for y'all after the jump ... before you click continue, does anyone care to hazard a guess how they're going to top the last four? You might be a little "shocked" is all I'm sayin' ...

1. The Francois Sagat we know and love is back on YouTube with more avant-garde-ity, this time humping an oversized leather ottoman while speaking in tongues. YES!

That face! That cock! That body covered with Prince tattoos! What is not to love about RSS Exclusive Logan McCree? If you had any doubt, check out these three free video clips of my #1 crush in action.

The first clip is a trailer of him jocking-out with his cock out in Jock Itch ... (a concept that a few of you apparently find dubious but whatevs!). Logan's towards the end of this clip, getting fucked by also-delicious Scott Tanner. After the jump, two clips from The Sword where Logan talks about his tattoos and a rewolting sexual encounter that nearly made him womit.

People always ask me why porn stars make porn. My rotating stock of answers is include because they can, because it's easy money, because they love the camera, and because they're exhibitionists. (Mostly people expect (or want) a Lifetime TV movie answer, like "because they are sad and desperate for money, and were molested as children," so that they can pity the stars they're masturbating too and regain a sense of power, but I've never seen that answer fit). Anyhow, the easiest answer as to why porn stars are porn stars?:

IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING PERVERTS, God bless them. Here's Damien Crosse talking about the origins of his current perverted state.

Related:
Exclusive: Damien Cross Talks About His First Porno (TheSword.com)

-- Mike

We went on the set of Hot House's Verboten a few months back and, in addition to finding large collection of red gay butt toys, we also saw our favorite bionic gay porn star, Rafael Alencar. He and Alex Collack were about to double-penetrate Canada's own Alexy Tyler. In typical Hot House fashion, young Alexy got his border tore up NAFTA-style, but we get the feeling he enjoyed it.

Related:

Rafael Alencar and Alex Collack in Hot House's Black
Rafael Alencar Suits Up with the Two Alexes
Fresh Meat: Hot House's Kyle King

-- Mike

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More videos after the jump ...

We shot a lot of guys at the studio exclusive shoot the other day, but I figured you'd like TJ Hawke the best ...

... of course, given the number of you who seem to believe sexuality is an all or nothing game, I also thought he was the most likely to drive you crazy. I got the impression he didn't care what you think -- he just wants to fuck.

Related:
Frisky Porn Stars Reveal Secret Talents, Vices on Photo Shoot (TheSword.com)
Liveblogging: Studio Exclusives Duke It Out

-- Mike

Picture it: Brazil, 2007: George W. Bush is getting fucked in the ass by a duck and a gorilla:

Sadly this is no April Fool's, but it is a joke ... a joke lacking a punchline, which is where you come in, cumstained readers. In conjunction with their new release, Carnival, AMG launched a contest where the person who comes up with the best dirty joke involving George W., a duck and a gorilla wins a ton of porn. To read more or to enter the contest, go here.

Watch the hardcore trailer:

FULL DISCLOSURE: As one of the judges of this contest, I will place extra weight on any entry that incorporates Sophia Petrillo.

-- Jack

All the bad tattoos and blond horse manes in the world can't get anyone interested in Big Brother 9, but thankfully, Crazy James has a large cock and is on gay hardcore sitcom Dirty Tricks using it. The first episode of the Dirty Boy Video/NakedSword co-production debuted this morning with episodes that are endlessly more entertaining than BB9, and have ass fucking to boot!

Meanwhile James' housemates on Big Brother think he's straight -- he's slept with a female housemate. He's made no mention of his gay porn past (but does frequently drop his pants and show off his giant cock).

This is his story as far as we can piece together: Crazy James biked across the US from LA and ended up in NYC where he filmed a solo scene for hidden cam site SpyOnDudes

Derek Brodie/Brodie Sinclair is one of my favorite gay porn stars ... in photos, at least. He's got a gorgeous body and a legendary ass but something about watching him fumble around his sex scenes with that dead-in-the-eyes look can be slightly unsexy at times.

Too much Thorazine for breakfast? You might think jamming a dildo up his ass (as he does in a surprisingly hot new scene for CockBoys.com CockyBoys.com) might make him break his perma-stoned puss. Does it? You tell me.

Pictures and clip from "Brodie's Takes a Toy" after the jump ...

I always thought director Jett Blakk's extremely clever, plot-driven movies would be a good match for Falcon, whose movies -- especially lately -- have been pretty flat, story-wise. I made some introductions and the powers that be hired him for a multi-picture deal. Jett thanked me by stabbing me to death in Dare, his first movie for them, which started out as a remake of Flashpoint but quickly took on a life of its own.

We filmed the scene at the LA County Fair last September and it was a really fun day. Despite an ambitious shooting schedule, Jett, my murderer (old-school gay porn star Lou Cass) and I found time to eat corn dogs, go on rides, and gab about horror movies. For the climax of the scene, Lou stabbed me in the Spook House and I even got to use fake blood (it was ketchup, but still). I posted a few pictures from the day on my Flickr account (warning, these pictures contain absolutely NO nudity).

The weather was crazy that day: sunny one minute and torrential downpour the next. As a result, a drop of rain was on the lens in a few of the shots so Falcon asked for a re-shoot. Second time around we shot the scene up here in San Francisco; it wasn't as fun but the final product looks great nonetheless:

Falcon ended up releasing Dare as their big release of 2007. At the GayVNs, Dare was nominated for best orgy and best screenplay and Lou got nominated for best non-sex performance. Neither won (GayVN judges seem a bit biased against Falcon the last couple of years), but I'm pretty sure it will do better at the Grabbys. Make no mistake: I have no delusions about my contribution to Dare. I have no aspirations of becoming an actor and I realize that most people will end up fast-forwarding right through it to the actual hot parts, but it was fun and I got to feel like star for a day so what more could I ask for?

Hardcore clip and image gallery from Dare after the jump ...

Ever since Jack sent me Wolf Hudson's anti-folk insta-classic, "I Wanna Teabag You," I've been obsessed. The sweet and smutty lullaby ("I'm gonna put my balls all over your face/tell me, pretty baby, how do they taste to you?") didn't leave my head all weekend aided by a video of him sexy dancing ta video of him sexy dancing to Rhianna. I had to get his skeet on my sheets.

In the latest volume of Michael Lucas' Auditions, Wolf tells Lucas that he's straight, except for the times he's gone to gay bars to pick up men -- a number he places in the low hundreds. Call it gay-for-pay-and-also-for-free. Lucas asks him if he's bisexual, but Wolf says doesn't want to date a man, just bottom for him.

I'm as happy as anyone that the era of wax twunks and clipped metrosexuals in on the wane in gay porn. I'll take a furry ass over a preened ladybum any day. But the new, even furrier Gage Wilson on Randy Blue is giving me flashbacks to a guy I knew a few months back. He had a monster bush and even with a fat cock to guide me, it felt like I need a machete to get through. I love musty fur, but enough is enough!

A bearded Gage is hot, but I'm a little hesitant to dig into a guy with a the beard of a homeless graduate student. Am I crazy?

After the jump, free hardcore clip and image gallery of Gage modeling the latest in hair suit fashion while dildoing himself:

Too much of a good thing? There's lessons to be learned from these clips.

1. If you ever have this XTube user over, be sure to throw a tarp down over the couch (source):

(This is kinda off-topic, sorry, but) There is something intriguing about the trailer that handsome Mysterious Skin author Scott Heim put together for his new novel, We Disappear:

Regular readers of this blog know that I'm so obsessed with gay porn stars posting banal clips of themselves on YouTube that I'll just make up an excuse to post any clip. So you could imagine my excitement when two of my YouTube favorites posted clips of almost the exact same thing. It's like the entry writes itself! Third clip (after the jump) is an even-more cracked-out clip by Wolf Hudson WHO I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH.

The new, decidedly low-fi Radiohead video takes me back to the crude early days of the music video, a time when new avenues of distribution (i.e. MTV) and cheap equipment had everyone making videos. The videos were not so great but an important step in the evolution of the medium as erstwhile directors mastered video production.

It's a time not unlike now -- only video production has gotten even cheaper, the distribution platforms (i.e. YouTube) even more accessible, and the videos people are producing are even cruder.

Is fucking a porn star like shooting fish in a barrel? If that barrel is full of white guys, black guys, blondes, brunettes, big guys, twinky guys, guys going a little grey, guys with nice faces, gays with a nice ass or guys in a Neon -- evidently, yes. Shot on the set of Raging Stallion's GRUNTS, the key to a porn star's heart lies below:

Related:
-- The Sword Guide to Fucking Like A Porn Star (TheSword.com)
-- Raging Stallion's GRUNTS (NakedSword.com)

-- Mike

John Waters may have gone mainstream, but porn holds steady as a source of bad acting, inappropriate behaviors and over-the-top fetish indulgence. In this clip from Man's Hand Films, a pajama-clad man-child neglects to put out cookies and milk for Santa (who we swear could played by Waters luminary David Lochary) and suffers the inevitable consequences. Bad kid, nice ass.

Video plays after the jump...

Cue the "Let's all go to the lobby" jingle ...

1. Grunts from Raging Stallion:

2. A Rising Star from Ridgeline Films:

New Raging Stallion Exclusive RJ Danvers is totally from Hotsville -- too bad YouTube wont let us see him actually using the vibrator ...

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Gay Porn Stars love their Britney! Or they're just as obsessed with Francois Sagat as I am...

Steve Cruz's response:

Francesco D'Macho's response:

Did you know that viral videos are all the rage?! Here are five self-made clips just begging you to forward to all your friends. Except for one thing: They might not actually be that interesting. That's for you to decide, gentle reader!

For those of you who have wished, maybe even just for a second, "If only I could be a fly on the toothpasty mirror of an A-List Gay Porn Star (like, Francois Sagat maybe) while he gets ready in the morning ... " then I wholeheartedly encourage you to click "Continue".

Otherwise, well, click at your own risk ...

Falcon's Ivy League treads on familiar gay porn territory (at least for Falcon): hazing pledges, candle wax on the buttocks, Erik Rhodes in a suit, initiations involving anal sex.

So what makes this one interesting, you ask? Well, I haven't seen it yet, so I can't say for sure, but the three pledges -- new exclusive Ryan Wade, along with sexy, big-dicked new(ish) bottoms Tony Martin, and Zachary Ryan -- are so adorable so I'm willing to give it a chance.

Click continue for the full hardcore trailer and free hardcore image gallery ...

We've all woken up the morning after with someone terrifying lying in bed next to us -- it happens; it's forgivable. But megahottie Jason Ridge knew full well what he was getting into when he was invited on Howard Stern -- to seduce sidekick Joey Boots. But Boots needed little seduction, and who can blame him? Jason's looking better than ever. But what's Jason's excuse, exactly? We can only hope Ridge is spending this Yom Kippur atoning for this sin (spotted on Fleshbot, QueerMeNow):

If you feel like you can handle something even more terrifying, then click continue for the hardcore trailer for Titan's latest shockfest blockbuster Fear, but don't say I didn't warn you ...

While Brent Corrigan is probably too preoccupied to worry too much about business, this spring's other gay porn scandal, the firing of Roman Ragazzi from the Israeli Embassy, comes with hardcore video attached -- and what a fucking bang it is.

I'll admit that I'm partial to Mason Wyler, but his on-the-boat threesome for suitcased pimp Collin O'Neal (with Italian meat grinder CJ Madison and Roman Ragazzi) goes beyond mere obsession. The unlikely combination of the three is disorienting but hot. Roman Ragazzi is a hard and hungry bottom in the tradition of Erik Rhodes, and when CJ shoots onto his hairy chest it results in glistening cobwebs of cum. At first you think the trailer's so hot you won't need the full video ... until you realize you can't live without it.

Fuck Murdoch's Page Three girl. Roman Ragazzi is the hottest thing his tabloids have ever touched.

CJ, Roman and Mason (free preview, CollinONeal.com)

-- Mike

Since I last checked, the production has wrapped on Chi Chi LaRue's filth-tastic opus Link V: The Evolution. After the jump, witness the perversity for yourself by watching the official full-length trailer and a some free pics from the flick, featuring a mummified Josh Weston and Steve Carlisle, and sweet little Cole Ryan getting a beer-bottle enema. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Despite the "is it real or isn't it" debate still raging (well, maybe sort of whimpering) over in the comments section of the original post from last September, no one has been able to provide definitive proof one way or the other about Mukhtar Safarov perhaps-silicone-or-pump-enhanced horse cock, (although he seems to have finally taken down the terribly fakey pics of it from his web site.)

Two clips of him have recently shown up on YouTube (one from a Spanish daytime talk show?) that perhaps leave more questions unanswered than answered, but we report, and you decide, right?

A five-man, hour-forty minute orgy? I'd bet it was a SeanCody clip ...

(Spotted on Towleroad ...)
-- Jack

Every once in awhile, something comes along that reminds me why the internet is so valuable (i.e., as a repository of things no one would otherwise bother distributing). While watching cum-gobbling Brazilian twink hookers doing research on pervo porn mecca PornoTube this weekend, I stumbled across this gem, which gives you a turd's-eye view of a cum shot (via an jerry-rigged Fleshlight). Who knew that a close encounter with a cum shot could look so similar to a CGI tidal wave?

Clip after the jump ...

1. Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita

When Elizabeth Berkley pushed the limits of softcore raunch with bottomless lapdances, nipple painting and faux-menstuation in "Showgirls", people were genuinely shocked to see an alumnus from squeaky clean teen Bayside High take such a porny turn. Since then, it's become so commonplace for co-stars of the show to have to show some skin to pay the bills, the show's legacy has become the porn equivalent of "Diff'rent Strokes" crime curse.

To date, Mark-Paul Gosselaar flashed his ass on "NYPD Blue" and Mario Lopez, just this month, mooned primetime with his near-perfect bubble on "Nip/Tuck":

But when news hit the Interweb this morning of a sextape starring nerd king Dustin Diamond (who played Screech) in a three way complete with a Dirty Sanchez (!), one can't help but cynically smell a very unoriginal P.R. stunt ...

Two new gay-porn-eque YouTube clips have me moist as a snack cake. First, a music video for the official theme song to Falcon's Velvet Mafia is, like, actually really terrific:

Second, another clip of my #1 porn crush, Johnny Hazzard, doin' a little dance. Can't say I'm a huge fan of the song, but, man, who knew lil Johnny could shimmy like that? He makes me want to lick the monitor. Did I just say that out loud?

A new clip on YouTube seems to reveal more clues about Falcon's upcoming two-part big movie The Velvet Mafia and the ongoing mystery surrounding Fox Ryder.

Seems Warren Starr, (played by Chi Chi LaRue out of drag, cursing up a storm, and looking like Paulie Walnuts from "The Sopranos") is at war with Mason Avalon (veteran director Paul Baressi). They're fighting over a new exclusive Fox Ryder (Brent Corrigan). Meanwhile, Derrick Vinyard and Omer appear to be the a pair of two star-cross'd lovers a la Romeo and Juliet.

Hardcore clip of Brent Corrigan with Erik Rhodes after the jump ...

Every since Veoh did a 180 on their pro-adult user agreement a few weeks ago and yanked all porn suddenly, a couple of adult-friendly video clip hosting sites have started vying for gay porn-hungry eyes. The verdict's still out for me on which one I like the best -- especially since none have become a mega porn storehouse in the way that YouTube is for music videos.

That's why I'm hoping that y'all will chime in on the comments section with your experiences and impressions of these sites (especially any technical issues you may have encountered: I've heard stories of these embedded clips not working for some, and even crashing people's browsers.)

1. VideoEgg
Here's a great clip from a FalconTV Replay with Justin Wells getting sweaty with adorable little Tony Bishop:

Fiddlesticks! I knew it was too good to be true. Just 24 hours after posting Vol. 2 of the celebrity skin round-up, Veoh decides to change their terms of service and stop letting users post porn clips.

In light of this lameness, below is the revised (and depressingly truncated) round up:

1. Eating Out Double Full Frontal
The much talked about clip from last year's indie gay sleeper (snoozer, perhaps...) "Eating Out" features "Desperate Housewife" pinup Ryan Carnes getting busy with the also-hot Scott Lunsford. It's a long clip (and I have no idea what's up with the Chinese subtitles) but you see Scott's cock at 7:44 and Ryan's at 8:15.

If you're feeling scrawny or flabby or in any way dysmorphic about your bod, you might want to skip over this round up of the best, most unabashedly narcissistic muscle worship clips currently playing on the YouTube.

1: Mark Dalton stuffs his big business into a charmeuse bikini. The lycra boxer briefs weren't gay enough, I guess ...

Pfc. Wesley K. Mitten, third member of the 82nd Airborne Division plead guilty to sodomy, conduct detrimental to the Army and using cocaine, and was sentenced to three months in military prison today for his involvement with Dink Flamingo and ActiveDuty.com, Fayetteville Online is reporting this morning.

He's also been fingered as the "ringleader" of the division -- bringing at least two other soldiers to Dink and starring in two films himself. For the first time, they've released a photo, but I don't recognize him from any of the Active Duty stuff I've seen (thank god it's not Cole though!) Can anyone out there confirm him as "Donnie" or seen any of his movies?

Click Continue for a bigger image of Wesley ...

Last week I posted a link to Gabriel Knight's video for "Was It Something That I Said?" on YouTube. The video was a montage of images from Wet Palms, and the song was written and composed by Knight, who plays Lucky Hanson on The WP. The song really started to grow on me, and I guess I wasn't the only one: within two days over 8,000 people viewed it.

Then YouTube pulled it for violating their terms of use -- not the gay sex, bu the depictions of drug usage (take a few minutes surfing around YouTube and see just how hilariously random that decision was). Anyway, Jet Set was nice enough to send over a link to the video on their servers, so we don't have to worry about it going anywhere anytime soon ...

Still stinging over Chris Daughtry's premature elimination from Idol? Well, these music-related YouTube clips might help.

Johnny Hazzard, who recently posted this clip of himself lip-syncing to Sherrie Lea's "Spellbound" on his blog HazzardAhead.com, shows us that he can also dance.

Click here to view Gabe Knight's "Was It Something That I Said?"

A requisite YouTube-related entry, our top five clips for the week run the gamut from vaguely homoerotic to out-and-out porn.

1. Dorm Room Jerk Off: So quintessential YouTube, it's pracitally already a cliche: A buff college boy jerks off, like, in his, er, dorm room (first spotted on NakedCityBoys).