30 Cocks Sucked, But Who's the Better Blower?

The Staghomme "miniseries" 30 Loads of Facials (from Anonymous Straight and Bisexual Men), but the cum-eating and foreskin-chewing finally concluded this week. I was bereft for a few days, and forced to wrestle with the central question of the series: who's the better cocksucker, Damien Crosse or Francesco D'Macho?

It only took the two boys nine episodes to get to the magic number, with an average of 3.3333333 cocks per episode, just like Britney Spears recommends. Francesco had a strong early showing and historically has done pretty well with his husband's fat gummi.

But despite a slower start, Damien couldn't resist a showing off: he knocked out more than a few at once, and eventually started throwing in a little fuck before the facial.

I rewound and reviewed. I plotted charts. I ranked size. I tried to factor in cum-eating enthusiasm. But at the end of it all I'd gone a little numb. You can debate their merits and skill -- I'm calling it a draw and hoping they renew the series for a second season.

See what I'm up against? I dare you to try to choose.

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30 Loads of Facials: The Miniseries (thanks to Staghomme.com)

-- Mike