TwitPic Becomes Z-List Celeb Answer To Actual Sex Tape

Just a few days after Michael Stipe and friend (below left and middle) leaked semi-scandalous self-pics on guyswithiphones.com, and some serious Z-list celebs have been trying to drum up some publicity in his wake.

No sooner than super-faggy O-Town alum Ashley Parker Angel (above, right) twittered some shirtless pics of himself earlier today, the *actual* Souljah Boy Tell 'Em (not merely a simulacrum like last time ) had to one-up him by tweeting a pic of his seemingly large hard-on bulge peeking through his Hanes Her Way:

But then to top both in obscurity and nudity would be these leaked cockshots which vaguely resemble John Byrne, the host of the Dirty Dancing Official Dance Workout (which angry Tween reviewers on Amazon lament for being "nothing like the movie" and "very cheesy"):

Is it really him? If it was, would it matter? Either way, he's kinda cute, right?

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