Pitbull Goes East ... And We Don't Mean Harlem

Leave it to Pitbull to confuse the race relations even further. The Kentucky-fried screener for the Menace to Str8 Thugs features black and Latino studs with a decidedly eastern flavor: Chyna, Blasian Asian and Mr. Sauki. Perhaps if I were living in East Harlem, I'd have a better idea why vaguely and explicitly Asian names are used for the men (both tops and bottoms). Mr. Sauki heads this "but you said you were straight!" release where the men are so far down on the down low that they not only take it up the butt ten minutes after meeting their seducer, they do it on-screen.

Eh, what do I care? They're young, hung and go on bitch hunts. I've got no problem with plausible deniability in porn, though do I look forward to the return of the regular incomprehensible names (Thugzilla or Casanova Blue, anyone?) that I've long come to expect from Pitbull.

You were straight only minutes ago, Blasian Asian -- and now Mr. Sauke's got you bent over like a Harajuku girl. Super Kawaii!

Pube shaving is color blind, and if you close your eyes you can pretend a penis is a large clitoris.

Harder to pretend you're straight, Chyna, when said clitoris is in your vagina.

Ah, there's non-normative hair style I've been looking for!

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