Gay Porn Party: Naked 54

If you judge how fabulous a party is by how long it takes us to snap out of our hung-over stupor to post pictures from it, then Naked 54 -- this year's incarnation of NakedSword's annual holiday party -- was a real doozy (it was like 3 weeks ago).

The Studio 54-themed party -- complete with an Andy Warhol running around snapping Polaroids of guests -- was such a hot ticket that I couldn't use my pull to get an elected official on the guest list. Of course, if you were a porn star you got to go to the head of the line. Click continue for the photos ...

Amateur superstar and personal fave Tommy D (right) of TommyDXXX.com with Stefan, owner of Next Door Studios.

Hot House Exclusive Vinnie D'Angelo (left) with beau and Trouser Trout star Dominic Sol.

Buckshot Director Kristopher Weston (middle) flanked by hunky boyfriend/photographer DRO (left) and the one and only Sister Roma.

Chi Chi LaRue (invoking a "Deeper & Deeper" era Madonna), snuggles with Raging Stallion studpup Steve Cruz.

Left to right: Falcon's festively postiche'd Mike Youens, former exclusive Josh Weston, Roma again, Hot House photog Barry M.

Barry M. (middle) mingles with the hired help.

Derrick Hanson mugs with friend Ben Leong.

Current Falcon exclusive Tristan Jaxx (left) and still totally foxy former exclusive Colby Taylor (right) with hair-hopping friend.

NakedSword grand poobah and party mastermind Tim Valenti (left) mingles with a handsome party guest.

Me in my best faux-modest paparazzi-avoidance pose.

-- Jack

Photos 1-6 by courtesy Barry M.
7 & 8 courtesy TristanJaxx.com
9 & 10 courtesy Falcon Blog